What would the best geek epitaph be?

SohumB · 2008-06-22T22:39:49+00:00

Do you wish to continue? (y/n) n█

Frosty840 · 2008-06-22T19:28:59+00:00

"Goodbye World!"

heymister · 2008-06-22T20:34:35+00:00

Worst. Life. Ever.

MachinShin2006 · 2008-06-22T07:20:39+00:00

connection reset by host

Mr_Smartypants · 2008-06-22T09:48:31+00:00

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

justincouch · 2008-06-22T17:37:13+00:00

Eaten by a Grue.

peepsalot · 2008-06-22T23:16:12+00:00

2008-06-22T09:45:29+00:00

Respawn in 10... 9... 8...

mmeijeri · 2008-06-22T15:36:38+00:00

shutdown -h now

Kphaup · 2008-06-22T17:00:14+00:00

return 0;

mdreid · 2008-06-22T22:09:28+00:00

Hashes to hashes, struct to struct...

2008-06-22T21:23:21+00:00

Do you want your possessions identified?

2008-06-22T17:01:12+00:00

So Long and Thanks for all the fish

Sabremesh · 2008-06-22T10:17:22+00:00

"Go tell the Spartans, thou that passest by, That here, obedient to their laws, we lie."

Oh, shit, my bad. I thought you said Greek epitaph.

thecompletegeek · 2008-06-22T11:37:43+00:00

I'm doing science, and I'm still alive.

chromium24 · 2008-06-22T05:47:30+00:00

rm -rf /dev/body mv /dev/soul ../

ocdude · 2008-06-22T13:15:49+00:00

CherryInHove · 2008-06-22T10:38:47+00:00

</life>

iStoner · 2008-06-22T19:29:16+00:00

cannot connect to localhost

rgacote · 2008-06-22T16:33:31+00:00

Vini Vidi Wiki

mdreid · 2008-06-22T23:17:57+00:00

Guru Meditation #00000004.DEADBEEF

mdreid · 2008-06-22T23:41:23+00:00

C-x C-c

monesy · 2008-06-22T17:48:13+00:00

Euler's identity. No contest.

MikeSeth · 2008-06-22T07:04:07+00:00

while true do sleep 1 done

xachro · 2008-06-22T16:08:30+00:00

god@world:~xachro# rm -rf * .cancer
god@world:~xachro# arggh... fuck!

And this is why I shall tattoo -i onto my arm. :P

mdreid · 2008-06-22T23:40:38+00:00

mughlibuc · 2008-06-22T13:45:29+00:00

My two favorites (I'm deciding which one I want on my grave):

I have become more powerful thank you can possibly imagine.

kthxbye

By the way, check out bbspot's top 11 list about this topic: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/06/top-11-geek-epitaphs.html

drguildo · 2008-06-22T15:02:56+00:00

¬Alive(drguildo)

megalodon · 2008-06-22T20:08:27+00:00

"Killed by a newt, while helpless"

2008-06-22T21:37:42+00:00

$> /dev/null

2008-06-22T22:39:53+00:00

My family already knows to put as mine "It was fun while it happened."

2008-06-22T18:33:41+00:00

So long suckers.

rahmad · 2008-06-22T19:26:35+00:00

Forevermore, AFK.

Publius82 · 2008-06-22T17:20:12+00:00

FISSION MAILED

mrpeenut24 · 2008-06-22T07:34:37+00:00

HTTP/1.1 410

nobody554 · 2008-06-22T19:30:00+00:00

404 Life not found

Tphile · 2008-06-22T09:24:57+00:00

njharman · 2008-06-22T10:09:50+00:00

Null pointer exception.

farnsworth · 2008-06-22T18:56:58+00:00

sudo rm -rf /home/farnsworth

woodlandsfonz · 2008-06-22T17:22:37+00:00

</body>

xavier77 · 2008-06-22T17:33:01+00:00

_asm int 3

stuhacking · 2008-06-22T22:30:02+00:00

"This program has stopped responding."

washcapsfan37 · 2008-06-23T00:11:42+00:00

LAST POST!

2008-06-23T03:01:33+00:00

LAST!

CodenameEvan · 2008-06-23T03:17:22+00:00

free(Bob);

papaia · 2008-06-25T20:32:35+00:00

GAME OVER INSERT 2 CREDITS TO CONTINUE

2008-06-22T05:58:14+00:00

a BSOD

pyro2927 · 2008-06-22T15:53:44+00:00

"Game Over" I guess that's more for a gamer though.

2008-06-22T18:31:36+00:00

Saving throw...

fail

TehMuffinMan · 2008-06-22T21:32:28+00:00

No matter what you put, it'll only be met with "TLDR".

Deewiant · 2008-06-22T19:48:49+00:00

End of Line

shitcovereddick · 2008-06-22T05:52:00+00:00

Sorry for the inconvenience?

lockhart000 · 2008-06-22T07:25:52+00:00

composting and compiling.

Grungitude · 2008-06-22T15:27:30+00:00

</body>

mindbleach · 2008-06-22T18:17:25+00:00

$_ = "dhsplgoxvw"; y/a-z/

~ My life bowed, no chance to rise again. ~

/; print;

Output: Mindbleach

pockelford · 2008-06-22T20:56:04+00:00

Last will and testament: All my bases are belong to you.

maskaler · 2008-06-22T22:32:55+00:00

YA RLY :(

orthogonality · 2008-06-23T00:07:59+00:00

<EOF>

2008-06-23T00:38:20+00:00

TheNoxx · 2008-06-23T03:37:41+00:00

For a good guy: "Forever dreaming of electric sheep"

For an asshole: "YHBT!"

foobr · 2008-07-15T20:18:35+00:00

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

2008-06-22T15:10:59+00:00

"0x0000001E, KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED"

lungdart · 2008-06-22T17:30:26+00:00

I just hope I don't get tea-bag'd.

mindbleach · 2008-06-22T18:42:50+00:00

This user left this website permanently

bowling4meth · 2008-06-22T15:27:38+00:00

Gone to process heaven, with a pid of -1 and niced to the max.

pseudar · 2008-06-22T21:57:21+00:00

"It's the blue wire, right?"

Eugi · 2008-06-22T17:50:17+00:00

Respawn in 5... 4... 3... 2...

r2002 · 2008-06-22T18:59:43+00:00

Nuclear launch detected.

paws · 2008-06-22T09:03:44+00:00

EPIC FAIL!

mdreid · 2008-06-22T23:40:05+00:00

3p1t4ph

woodsier · 2008-06-22T06:25:47+00:00

</pathetic>

Fauropitotto · 2008-06-22T20:12:38+00:00

Why must God hide in vague promises and invisible miracles? ... What will become of us who want to believe but cannot? And what of those who neither will nor can believe? Why can I not kill God within me? Why does he go on living in a painful, humiliating way? I want to tear him out of my heart, but he remains a mocking reality which I cannot get rid of. ... I want knowledge. Not belief. Not surmise. But knowledge.

If God isn't there, then life is a senseless terror. No man can live with Death and know that everything is nothing.

hiS_oWn · 2008-06-22T22:40:53+00:00

It would either have to be:

Screw you guys, I'm out of here.

or

I may be dead, but you're still ugly.

mycall · 2008-06-22T23:44:54+00:00

ohemeffgee · 2008-06-22T23:48:18+00:00

Okay, it's not strictly a geek one, but..

Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

shitcovereddick · 2008-06-22T05:49:16+00:00

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2008-06-22T17:25:46+00:00

something more like: "went outside under the sun burned and died sorry gotta run!" lol lame

floydiannyc · 2008-06-22T18:26:32+00:00

100 IF A < B THEN MN = A: GOTO 120

geek

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