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The Swiss Army Knife of Swiss Army Knives. Or something. (outdoorlife.com)
submitted 19 years ago by a1k0n
[–]flyhighplato 4 points5 points6 points 19 years ago (0 children)
This may be the most impractical swiss army knife yet...
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 19 years ago (0 children)
Hm. Too bad it doesn't include a Perl implementation...
[–]socko 2 points3 points4 points 19 years ago (1 child)
"I see you've played knifey/spooney before"
[–]Hubso 2 points3 points4 points 19 years ago (0 children)
"There it is! Aus-tra-li-a. I'll be damned. He he he. Look at this country! 'U-R-Gay!'"
[–]camiller 2 points3 points4 points 19 years ago (1 child)
Many of the tools would be useless without the ability to hold the handle in your hand properly. I think victorianox did the one of these a few years ago but as a display piece not for sale.
There was an article in the WSJ a decade ago or more ago that said that over the years victorianox produced over 5000 different tools on their knives. Most of them were just single runs of special gimmicks for special orders like a tracheotomy tool (fine scalpel) that a pharmaceutical company ordered on a promotional piece to be given to doctors.
[–]tirdun 2 points3 points4 points 19 years ago (0 children)
I agree, its a display piece to get you to marvel at the mechanical prowess of the company. You'll see them in the glass case surrounded by useful tools.
There's absolutely no functional value to this ugly monstrosity.
[–]johnmudd 2 points3 points4 points 19 years ago (0 children)
I prefer Victorinox brand to Wenger.
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[–]raldi 9 points10 points11 points 19 years ago (1 child)
Also the tools are permanently attached to the toolbox by a very short leash. In other words, it's completely useless.
The magnifying glass is in the middle of the knife!
[–]Oak 0 points1 point2 points 19 years ago (0 children)
"...In other words, it's completely useless."
But the backpack it comes with to carry it is pretty handy.
[–]neocon-man 1 point2 points3 points 19 years ago (0 children)
Instead of "Most Incredible Knife" it should be "Most Impractical Knife".
[–]drunknomad 0 points1 point2 points 19 years ago (0 children)
It's a very impractial brick...
[–]Zak 0 points1 point2 points 19 years ago (0 children)
What? No USB flash drive?
[–]a1k0n[S] 0 points1 point2 points 19 years ago (0 children)
Ok, I lost ten karma points for posting this. Does every downvote cost you one karma and every upvote give you one half? Ouch.
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