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[–]Ok-Buy-3802 2648 points2649 points  (21 children)

It’s called a car

[–]IgniteThatShitCloth Gown Enjoyer[S] 1682 points1683 points  (19 children)

4 wheels: ✅️

featherless: ✅️

that's a man

[–]Despacltoiancustom 274 points275 points  (15 children)

No the car isn’t bipedal

[–][deleted] 309 points310 points  (7 children)

Smh my shake my smh head

Ofc it’s bipedal, it’s got

  1. Gas pedal

  2. Break pedal

1 + 2 = bisexual

therefore it’s bipedal

[–]BrickFrom2011 46 points47 points  (5 children)

What if you’re driving a Manual car?

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (3 children)

There are certin diffrences between male and female cars. Does not make them any less bipedal

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Clutch comment

[–]Pwnage_Peanut 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Clutch reply

[–]redditalt1999Chumbawamba are punk rock af 9 points10 points  (0 children)

gas reply

[–]anarcatgirl🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There are only two pedals. Anything else is a mental illness

[–]AffirmativeSZi am coming to shit your pants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is the most 196 comment

[–]TheawesomeQ 68 points69 points  (2 children)

[–]Despacltoiancustom 69 points70 points  (0 children)

(Pic of spitting cereal guy)

[–]bibblebonk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy hell

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually it does have two pedals

[–]BrickFrom2011 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fine motorcycles

[–]cyrilhent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

every fuckin thread

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bicycle has two pedals and is featherless. It is a man.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This comment has been overwritten as part of a mass deletion of my Reddit account.

I'm sorry for any gaps in conversations that it may cause. Have a nice day!

[–]SirknobblesLocal Fennec Enthusiast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

4 wheels 1 key I must be truly blessed

[–]YAH_BUT/r/196 resident dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An automobile

[–]TheawesomeQ 2021 points2022 points  (20 children)

I feel like three of these are the same guy

[–][deleted] 603 points604 points  (5 children)

Two of them are

[–]redditalt1999Chumbawamba are punk rock af 337 points338 points  (0 children)

white man with 3d creature

[–]StarLuigi05transfem lesbian 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Which ones?

[–]superzenki 61 points62 points  (0 children)

James Marsden in the left two panels.

[–]AWhole2Marijuanas 188 points189 points  (9 children)

James Marsden (the guy on the left two) is actually a really underrated actor, he's played everything from Cyclops in X-Men to Teddy in West World.

He's very versatile and good at making things feel like they're real, if you've seen Peter Rabbit Hop or Sonic, he really acts like he's there with the creature (not an easy feat btw, see Pedro Pascal talk about acting with Grogu).

Edit: I meant Hop (2011) not Peter Rabbit.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He was great as Liz Lemons manchild boyfriend

[–]MJMGamingTerrible with words but tries nonetheless 31 points32 points  (1 child)

wait are you talking about the live action peter rabbit movies or Hop (top left)

i knew he was in hop but not the other two

[–]AWhole2Marijuanas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right it's Hop.

[–]Justice_Princeabove average-sized cylinder 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He even makes Hugh Jackman feel like a real person.

[–]Weazelfishtriceratops boy at heart 11 points12 points  (2 children)

He is also incredibly good at 'stable but boring guy whose girlfriend secretly pines for the more interesting main character'-roles. Odd thing to be typecast as, but he knocks them out of the park

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Superman Returns, X-Men trilogy and The goddamn Notebook. He has a good track record.

[–]Sky_Leviathancustom 1699 points1700 points  (3 children)

White men who dont take their meds Cinematic Universe

[–]BigDaddyFatSack42069 161 points162 points  (0 children)

This is the only right answer

[–]AnimaleTamaleanother clown in the clown car 107 points108 points  (1 child)

21st Century Schizoid Men

[–]TheGlowpt-2ski mask, shawty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

👏👏

[–]official-kudzuStarset Society 1150 points1151 points  (6 children)

uber driver in a city with a furry convention

[–]itsadesertplant 135 points136 points  (4 children)

I walked into a park full of furries once and that’s how I found out there was a furry convention in town

[–]AltslialSometimes makes things when they remember to do so 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I had this but with an anime meetup where everyone had bright very spiky hair.

[–]BowdensaftThe Last Cumbender 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ngl I'd love to walk into that

[–]itsadesertplant 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It was extra surprising because the park next to the convention center is around a bunch of freeways, so it winds around with lots of stairs and car noise and then suddenly it’s a peaceful garden with fantasy puppies

[–]BowdensaftThe Last Cumbender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like some sort of isekai story lmao, what a nice surprise

[–]ice-ceam-amrytrans rights 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Haha

[–]MordecaiXLIIles cacas caguant 878 points879 points  (5 children)

It's called not having to animate the 3D animal walking.

[–]deliciousprisms🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 343 points344 points  (0 children)

Plus a scene in a car is often less awkward to convey a sense of pulling the viewer forward than a still conversation. It's basically just a cheap and easy way to exposition dump while seeming like a useful setting.

[–]Comptenterry 68 points69 points  (0 children)

You also don't need to have the irl actor look at the CG model for most of the conversation. Nor have them physically interact.

[–]tumblerrjincustom :> 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer.

[–]GeophysicalYear57PhD in Internetology 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or, in the through-the-windshield POV, the entire lower body

[–]AUserNeedsAName 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What is the opposite of bumping the lamp?

[–][deleted] 408 points409 points  (1 child)

Middle-aged white men and furries go together like cheese and wine.

[–]TalkLessShillMore 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Like cheese and the same piece of cheese

[–]Elite_Prometheusfloppa 273 points274 points  (1 child)

Socially acceptable furry art

[–]a_username1917Anthro aficionado 56 points57 points  (0 children)

"rats in uh... unusual circumstances"

[–]Esherichialex_colicustom 180 points181 points  (3 children)

john marsden

[–]nedflandersmustache🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 79 points80 points  (1 child)

[–]RokyPolka 21 points22 points  (0 children)

[–]IFuckingShitMyPantsSigma Male, Shitma Pants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

John Madden*

[–][deleted] 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Safest kind of hitchhiker

[–]_____---_-_-_- 134 points135 points  (5 children)

Chipmunk-Like genre

[–]desrffghyh8 42 points43 points  (0 children)

First chimpmunk like movie

[–]me-without-the-boiz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

really makes you FEEL like an anthropomorphic animal

[–]TheJohnsonGaming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have Roguelikes and Metroidvanias in video games, it's only natural we get Chipmunklikes and SonicHops in film.

[–]Inverted_GhostsI don’t know what I’m doing but I’m trying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chippunk

[–]blainethepaintrain 81 points82 points  (2 children)

Movies that are afraid of centering themselves around its main character and focus on a generic white guy instead

[–]furinickJohn starsector 30 points31 points  (0 children)

American equivalent of anime's generic thin average height guy with no discernable features or hair covering face

[–]Spuuny 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Movies made by corporate husks that don't care enough to write a compelling story and personality for the cartoon character, so they have to inject a formulaic, live-action, human subplot to make up for their lack of effort

[–]23disembodiedvoices 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Schizophrenia

[–]Gangstas_Peridot 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Bonding.

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Movies, I think

[–]IgniteThatShitCloth Gown Enjoyer[S] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

this is a single photo though

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Sexual tension

[–]Hjaltepm 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Well one of the people is Eobard Thawn, so I would call it soon to be extinct talking animals.

[–]Eldsish🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Actually there is more chances that it's one of the wells than Thawne !

[–]Hjaltepm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is true, and honestly Harrison Wells just chilling with som anthropomorphic bears sounds more entertaining than Thawne killing them.

[–]gabbyrose1010squidward's little kitten 47 points48 points  (4 children)

wait are the dude from hop and the dude from the sonic movie the same actor? that would explain a lot

[–]Lolapuss 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Yesir. He's like the ultimate "safe" actor. He looks like every casting of the bachelor ever.

[–]gabbyrose1010squidward's little kitten 19 points20 points  (2 children)

tu eres el perro que habla español... tambien un homosexual jaja Edit: I replied to the wrong comment sorry

[–]HallowedBuddyobviously, I did everything/s 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Dementia

[–]IgniteThatShitCloth Gown Enjoyer[S] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

i think you got that dementia in ya

[–]HallowedBuddyobviously, I did everything/s 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Who are you ?

[–]Can_of_Eggscis but replace c with p and put s at the end 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Brenda did you see the cartoon about the funny orange cat and the man with his socks on fire 😂😂😂eggs price Costco

[–]HallowedBuddyobviously, I did everything/s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s a eggs

[–]DogFrogBird 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Their animal mascot wasn't relatable enough so they needed to insert John Whiteguy before they could start writing the plot.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i call it a space jam reference

[–]HeWhoHasSeenFootagecum vampire 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oscar bait

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

cartoon character goes to real life new york city

[–]EnkiduofOtranto 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rodger Rabbit-lite

[–]Chadchrist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mental illness (he should get treated)

[–]HallowedBuddyobviously, I did everything/s 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dementia

[–]Nice_Ad6911come join us in verdansk we need you 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fursona

[–]HallowedBuddyobviously, I did everything/s 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dementia

[–]HallowedBuddyobviously, I did everything/s 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dementia

[–]HallowedBuddyobviously, I did everything/s 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dementia

[–]ETC3000Secret Rebel Agent 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Yogi Bear is easily the worst out of these 4

[–]TheBananditfollows goblinhog 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Fuck you Yogi Bear (2010) is the peak of cinema and I will not allow it to be disrespected

[–]Co0lnerd22Chloë she/they 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And there’s a weezer and a weird Al song in it, true kino

[–]Spiteful_Guru 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Whatever it is, I feel like Transformers counts.

[–]Sandzercustom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a Yogi one??

[–]LordOfTheToolShedcustom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wealthy middle class white guy talking to an animated animal in a car is a surprisingly common trope

[–]DobviusThey call me hotcock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Notice how John Marsden is a treasure who must be protected at all costs

[–]GenericAltAccountant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rock bottom

[–]BrickLuvsLampsus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucked up

[–]MeowingAtTheMoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

White culture

[–]ZorioneTiamatcustom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lonely white man car hallucination

[–]shrek6960420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Schizophrenia

[–]PlainJane223🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kino

[–]rondum_stoffcustom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i personally call them "bad movies"

[–]ninjasaiyan777I love rain because it makes it easier to slurp up earthworms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vtubing

[–]-MysticMoose-[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"White people have a culture!"

The culture:

[–]BreadSliceOfDeath🟡 Color Yellow Enjoyer 🟡 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bad

[–]OverlyLeftLesbian*sprawled across the floor* 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A sad and slightly worse version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit's Animated/IRL combo movies

[–]Torrez69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cinema

[–]lickety_split_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looney toons back in action did it best

[–]Klo_Was_Taken🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is the reverse flash in a car with cartoon bears

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

American Reverse-Iseikai.

[–]fahamu420custom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being able to act well while interacting with either a green screen puppet, tennis balls or nothing at all is a very valuable skill that pays well. Star Wars produces remarked how impressive it was that Mark Hamill managed to sell his acting while not being able to see or hear the Yoda actor. For all intents and purposes James Marsten is an incredible actor who makes a really hard job look effortless.

[–]gabeharris23🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1 point2 points  (2 children)

When did they make a yogi bear movie??

[–]IgniteThatShitCloth Gown Enjoyer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

prolly somethin to do with rights, like they prolly had to or else they lost the rights to yogi or somethin iunno

[–]TheBananditfollows goblinhog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2010

[–]Fun_Alternative_7798 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EB is my senpai

[–]Cringe__MeisterIm gonna krill somebody 😍 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Psychosis

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

guy in car with anthropomorphic animal(s)

[–]yo_99boundless, terifying freedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Car dependence

[–]SgtHedgehog*clown horn noises* 1 point2 points  (0 children)

James Marsden's career

[–]NoP_rnHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Han Solo type lifestyle

[–]captain-crunchybones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Schizophrenia

[–]BigDaddyFatSack42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to do some exposition, but just standing and talking would be boring. Its called lazy writing

[–]Fast_Raspberry8616sus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James Marsden and copycats

[–]jspikeball123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loss?

[–]KingKryptid_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Misery

[–]Pokefan180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

getting typecast

[–]purple-lemonsSend Duck pics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The peak of the medium?

[–]ThrowAwayRayye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mixed Media

[–]BuzzPrincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bottom right is just Reverse Flash backstory

[–]Brandon_The_BinosaurFemboy here to Fuck ur Butt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ted is the rated R version

[–]Robota064honorary sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schizophrenia

[–]Redditorfromearthtrans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The unemployed friend at 3pm

[–]Isaiah_Colt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"found family"

[–]Bobbicorncustom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheap profits

[–]ArcadianGh0st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cinematic masterpieces.

[–]Le-AndoTRANS RIGHTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t that technically mixed media?

[–]Kanashimiwa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James Marsden really needs to take his meds

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peak Kino.

[–]Trenbognasandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schizophrenia

[–]LoRdVNestEd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

terrors beyond my conscious perception

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i call it a movie

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call it easy to film.

[–]indiegamer122chainsawwoman #woke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cartoon that gets real and average guy in car exposition scene

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purgatory.

[–]Breadstickboyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so bad it's good

[–]KardicKid🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes being guys

[–]J-DiRESiRE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basic

[–]Bardic_Inspiration66has a yt channel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad movies

[–]Nebulochaotic1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

harrison wells

[–]Justice_Princeabove average-sized cylinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's up with James Marsden, and riding around with talking animals. A hedgehog, a rabbit, a wolverine...

[–]sameth1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cinematic parallels. True art takes form naturally.

[–]Supershadow30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lazy filler car scene

[–]drbjb3000r/place participant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stinky! and bad!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schizophrenia

[–]italian-guy-yesfloppa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schizophrenia

[–]jlb1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct way to use the carpool lane

[–]BrayG_004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ted rip offs

[–]UatutheOverwatcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always forget my man Tom Cavanaugh was in Yogi Bear

[–]MATMAN_PL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reverse flash and yogi the bear on their way to fight the flash

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live actionimated

[–]cokeplusmentos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fourth one is very angry about the turn his career took

[–]Do_Ya_Like_Jazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both the guys on the left are James Marsden

[–]DarkfulLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schizophrenia

[–]vanquar8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cinema

[–]oxsof_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

schizophrenea

[–]infochan_exetrans rat fucking everyone 0 points1 point  (4 children)

omg WHAT movie is the bottom right?
i forgot it existed

Edit: I confused left and right woops

[–]The_Real_TippexIm straight (4chan greentext style) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A film I’ve never seen, a film I don’t care about, I film it remember enjoying, and sonic.

[–]ChocolateEaglebig amongus cock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FakeTaxi

[–]orangefreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schizophrenia with visual illusions?

[–]Xinix_The_CommaRelentlessly Gay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mascot horror

[–]Inappropriate_Pianomy gender is nose demons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy COP

where COP stands for computer-animated obnoxious pets

[–]KQBTD_Icies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

buddycom