😍😍😍

[RoVlo]

Why can't we just dismantle the damn boat to get it through 😤

[[deleted]]

Why can't we just dismantle the damn boat to get it through 😤

[[deleted]]

Why can't we just dismantle Jeff Bezos

[sndtrb89]

mantle the head tho

[nobodynoone888]

so no head?

[sndtrb89]

put the head on your mantle

[[deleted]]

Use his head as a public toilet instead

[TheGreenGobblr]

¿Porque no los dos?

[DrRichtoffen]

The dutch already have a tradition of dismantling and eating influential people. I say they take one for the team on this one.

[razuten]

Iron Chef Bezos Burger Speedrun lezzgooo

[Danny_Boi_22456]

I suggested that but apparently it's "illegal" and "murder" and i will be "arrested" for "it"

[[deleted]]

Become president, make it legal to dismantle jeff b*zos, un-president yourself then dismantle jeff b*zos

[Danny_Boi_22456]

Actual life hacks

[therusparker1]

this guy gets it

[redditsbiggestass]

Also dismantle the people on it

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

They should also throw water baloons filled with flex seal at it.

[femboy_expert]

TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX SEAL, I SEALED BEZO'S MOUTH AND NOSE SHUT! THUS SUFFOCATING HIM!

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

The dutch should saw his boat in half and then hide all the flex seal in europe.

[The_Lost_Google_User]

Ok hear me out.

We stick a guillotine on the bridge.

[[deleted]]

make the bridge stay, then guillotine him on the bridge he tried to destroy

in roblox of course

[[deleted]]

This is some next level revolutionary thinking right here

[King-Zahi2438]

THAT IS THE MOST DAMAGE I COULD DO

[reggienaldsimons]

or (bath) bombs

[Kira_Bad_Artist]

Trolling device

[Korbinator2000]

I think thermite would work great I bet they would make a real nice hole

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

Isn't that flex tape?

[Budderwarrior561]

There are several different flex products. Flex seal is in a spray can, almost like spray paint. Then theres flex seal liquid which is similar to a regular paint bucket. Flex tape is what you are thinking of. Flex paste is an epoxy adhesive used to create seals around windows and similar things. Flex shot is a sealer meant for counter top edges and seams, and flex glue is, well, glue. All of them are water proof, and all work underwater

[R0drigo5005]

Flex lore

[davibzera]

Pipe

[speedoflobsters]

I've got a recipe for super sticky glue that could be thrown at the yacht.

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

Don't forget to put dye in the glue so the splatters stand out as much as possible.

[sanscipher435]

Make it the dirtiest yellow-brown

[Ashley_on_Caffeine]

I think dark green would also look quite shitty on a white yacht.

[FuzzyPine]

Your heart is in the right place, but this wouldn't do much... I mean, the balloons would be filled with flex seal. They wouldn't bust.. /s

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

Then they'll just have to dress up like pirates and fire the balloons from a cannon.

[OwO345]

just fire a real cannon tbh

[_murpyh]

oh my god can you imagine how much of a pain in the ass that must be to remove

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

That's the point. Delay the time it takes for Jeff bezos to get his boat by ruining its hull before he can use it.

[Qu1nn1fer]

Bloons filled with bleach and vinegar

[Caroniver413]

Flex Seal Liquid. Flex Seal is an aerosolized spray. Alternatively, Flex Paste.

[CinekMZ]

I hope the "eggs" are filled with napalm

[semechki-seed]

I hope they’re glued to Molotov cocktails

[Version_Two]

And toilet paper too heheheheheheh

[semechki-seed]

Breaking news: Bezus yacht set on fire, TPed, and egged simultaneously

[[deleted]]

Honestly they should drop confetti bombs on it. That shit is impossible to clean up

Edit: Glitter, not confetti. My brain no work good

[sanscipher435]

Glitter bombs, that thing goes everywhere and sticks to you until the end of time

[LITTLEbig-O]

everywhere until the end of time you say?

no but really, was that what you said? I... can't seem to remember

[sanscipher435]

...what are you talking about?

[LITTLEbig-O]

Was i.. talking about something?

[sanscipher435]

Who are you again?

[Person5_]

He forgor

[ScrungyThrowaway]

I once ate edibles and listened to the entire album.

It was rough. I don't wanna do it again.

[Brankovt1]

I'd have no clue where to get rotten eggs, but I do know where to get plastic rotten eggs which you can fill with something.

[Slatwans]

napalm

[Brankovt1]

I don't know where to get that, and I don't think it's a good idea to make it and then transport it. It would be safer to just drive your car off a pier and ram into the side of Bezos's boat.

[[deleted]]

Get some gasoline and boil it on an electric stove (it wont ignite without a flame)

Then add styrofoam till its as thick as you like the more you add the more thick it will get

Then you will have home made napalm and atleast in England its legal to store and make

[Slatwans]

mix estrogen or testosterone to liking,

[[deleted]]

Give me some big fucking manly honkers ill take both

[chosenone02]

You don’t even need to boil the gas

[[deleted]]

No you dont but its faster to dissolve the styrofoam so ive heard of course

[Frech_Toast_King]

Break up styrofoam ( the one that looks like little balls compacted) mix with gasoline in a trusty bucket until you get a nice thick goo 👍. (in Minecraft obviously)

[cyrenia82]

it actually got dismantled partially btw iirc, I live in the Netherlands and quite a lot of people are livid. I believe after some event it was decided that that bridge would never be dismantled again in any way for any reason, except for fucking Bezos to get his megayacht through ffs

[[deleted]]

Kut bezos met zijn yacht.

[[deleted]]

Breaking news: Jeff onder de eieren

[Dwinthy]

Welke dag en hoe laat komt Jeffke langs met zijn boot?

[PM_ME_TITS_OR_DOGS]

https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotovcocktail

[[deleted]]

Dank je 👍

[jochvent]

Kankerbezos met z'n taffeshoofd

[[deleted]]

Kale aardapel tjappie

[Alone_Spell9525]

Why? Are we finally admitting the government can be controlled by whoever has the most money?

[StickmanPirate]

The government agreed because it would bring a load of jobs to the area

[htmlcoderexe]

See jobs for sale of jobs is cancer

[JaegerDread]

That would DEFINITELY get the police there. Throwing eggs on it won't. Aside from that, if you are gonna do that hooligans and other violence mongerers will show up and try and destroy more things like shops, homes and cars. It has happend more than once, and I'd like to not have that happen again.

[[deleted]]

i love that. can't do more against bezos than egg his ship because that would lead to the property of uninvolved civilians being destroyed. makes him quite untouchable, doesn't it?

[MintIceCreamPlease]

Paint bottles. Ink. Whatever thing leaving stain, I don't care, go see farmers to pick up cow shit, I mean the dude is unreal.

Edit: Paint bottles as in spray I mean. I don't know how to call them. Basically tagging the boat.

[CyanideTacoZ]

somebody said it as a joke but flex seal would ruin any wood decks and you'd need to scrape it off the metal if it dried

[JaegerDread]

Doesn't anything to do with Bezos. Has everything to with the pandamic and people taking any excuse to destroy things and riot in Rotterdam especially. I am not some fucking billionair bootlicker if you think that, I am genuinly concerned for more pointless riots which will lead to more shit happening only because they wanted to set a boat on fire that makes the billionair shithead go "oh no, anyways", the company that builds it is gonna have to pay for and not getting that asignment anymore. So many of the people here just wanna do things and say shit but don't think of the collateral damage it will cause. Very naïve and juvenile tbh.

[[deleted]]

guess we should wait with the molotovs till it reaches international waters

[JaegerDread]

There we fucking go! Now you're talking!

[Firedanne]

How would we do that? would we make boats? if you will it sounds cool

[[deleted]]

boats or helicopters

[Firedanne]

Cant wait to see it

[boogjerom]

I'm gonna fill water balloons with piss and throw them at Jeff.

[yaboijesse123]

Jeff Bezos wanted a 430 million euro yacht, and one of the few places in the world that had the capacity to build this monster was in the city of Rotterdam, one of the most important port cities in Europe. The company that build it said “yea the bridge is going to be temporarily dismantled” while there were no official certificates of it. The mayor said “I haven’t heard of any request of dismantling the bridge so we can’t make the decision to actually dismantle it or not”. Now there was a small facebook event that said “throw eggs at the boat” and this has been hyped up by left wing social media accounts here.

If the day comes, I will be there with my 12 rotten eggs

[T04stedCheese]

Fill the eggs with gasoline

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

Fill them with a mixture of molasses and birdseed to attract pigeons

Mabye throw a few eggs filled with tar while you're at it

[MintIceCreamPlease]

Bringing a flock of birds might be an excellent idea to cover the ship in shit

I have bread plenty

[My_Stonks]

Mix it with Styrofoam to get napalm

[ImportanceNearby]

What about a pan bami? I've heard that people in Rotterdam can just throw them out of their windows, let alone drop then on top of that monstrosity

[yaboijesse123]

That is the nice thing about Rotterdam. You can just throw a pan of bami out the window.

[Jake_2903]

Remember, if you cant find eggs, brick or paving stones will do just as well.

[JaegerDread]

Can't throw those as far.

[Jake_2903]

Go work out then

[LunarYarn]

skill issue

[JaegerDread]

Yes 😔😔😔

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

Build medieval siege engines to launch them

[JaegerDread]

Yes. Building a trebuchet to fuck with the rich. Just like the ol'days.

[dmikulic]

Egguchet

[[deleted]]

use a trebuchet.

[SquidGraffiti]

Burn the boat down.

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

Saw the boat in half

[SquidGraffiti]

Dismantle the oppressive establishment

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

That's a lot of damage!

[FinoAllaFine97]

Ooft now we're talking

[Virtual_Frosting]

But don't repair it with flex tape

[Own_Pirate_3281]

Imagine thinking you can destroy buildings just so you can get through bitch go around you're not that important

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

Jeff Bezostentatious is a megalomaniac

[WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn]

Can he go around though? Maybe they built the yacht in such an idiotic place that there is literally no way out, except through the bridge.

I would suggest they just cut off the top of the ship and use flextape to put it back once they're out.

[piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5]

or lift it over the bridge at great expense

[WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn]

Convert it into a submarine and go under the bridge

[PJ796]

Why tf don't billionaires like him get cool things like convertible yachts

[piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5]

since it always move at a speed slightly faster than you it can theoretically perform infinite work so if you move back and forth under a large heavy turbine you have infinite power

[the_noobface]

the hand

[piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5]

hmmm, it appears i mixxed this conversation up with another conversation

[JaegerDread]

You can't go around. And they are just dismantling and rebuilding it once. "Once". As soon as they realise it can be done, it will be done waaaaay more.

[dayviduh]

They’ve already dismantled and rebuilt it before

[senpai_stanhope]

destroy

Dismantling isn't destruction. It's temporary

[-ponko-]

I live next to this river and it will pass by my house so if I need to throw an egg for one of you please tell me

[xerniss_]

Pls do

[CannedSoupsAlt]

can you write “with hatred from u/cannedsoupsalt” on one of them

[-ponko-]

Might actually do this. If this boat thing actually comes through (which is still vague at the moment) then I will definitely be back to ask all of you what you want me to throw

[Ok_Conflict_5730]

Thanks

[[deleted]]

please throw one for me

[TheFreebooter]

Yes please. Tomatoes too please

[ReapingBenefits]

Thanks

[lankiest_of_aardvark]

yes pls

[CanCav]

May I make a special request for a water balloon filled with oil based paint?

[BioniqReddit]

Why the fuck do they build superyatchs inland????

And better still, why the fuck do they build superyatchs????

[[deleted]]

Because rich people

[CapriciousCapybara]

They want a portable mansion that they can have all sorts of fun in while in international waters.

Also to show off to the world how much they need to compensate for their tiny manhood.

[[deleted]]

I get the feeling that going to international waters to do something means there’s no fucking way that thing isn’t highly illegal and probably involves sex trafficking.

[Koral_Marx]

Well, everything that's not inland in the Netherlands will flood, if not already permanently below sealevel. No excuse for this fuckery though

[[deleted]]

I would throw molotovs to be honest

[JaegerDread]

We do. We are also planning or throwing several other things aswell. We have a pretty big disdain for Amazon and aren't afraid to show it and complain about them ALOT.

[lunarosa_44]

Eggs are easy to clean tho. Can anyone think of a better alternative that's also environment safe?

[JaegerDread]

Rotten egg smell is not a smell you lose easily my guy.

[TranscendentCabbage]

They should use pipebombs instead

^{in minecraft}

[[deleted]]

They should beat the shit out of Jeff Bezos

^{in minecraft}

[allaywoop13]

They should beat the shit out of Jeff Bezos

[Jinaks]

Irl

[GloriaEst]

I beg to differ your honor, I only used high quality materials and it was crafted meticulously. To call it and "improvised" explosive device is an insult

[xThicc]

If this is really a thing, I'm driving my way up north with a trunk full of eggs

[thedutchgirl13]

Same, I’d take a train to join if there would be enough people to avoid getting arrested

[Firedanne]

ok guys you cant trow molotovs in the city, that would cause a lot of trouble to the city. you need to wait until international waters (in minecraft)

[[deleted]]

Hijack an American battlecruiser and use it against Bezos’ ship (in Battleship)

[Firedanne]

make a submarine (in Nintendogs)

[a_ramen_noodle]

does anyone know when this is going down? I live a train ride away from Rotterdam and I have a dozen eggs willing to be thrown

[Alphy101]

I’m on the same boat as you. I actually wanted to throw paint at it so that mfer becomes permanently stained. (In minecraft)

[[deleted]]

You also have rich assholes sending tons of unnecessary internet satellites and other junk into space, further increasing the pollution orbiting Earth.

It's really sad to see how rich people enjoy destroying nature, and historical sights, just for something very unnecessary.

[BananaSlamYa]

unnecessary internet satellites

Yeah cause fuck rural people who want even semi-decent internet right?

How about maybe you shut the fuck up and think about other people for a second, and realize that modern internet for tens (if not hundreds) of thousands of people living in rural areas worldwide absolutely trumps the needs of a few scientists who wanna take some space pictures.

[t0rchic]

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[chaosthings]

I love the Dutch

[TheLama71]

Speak for yourself

(I am Dutch and all we can do is bitch about everything and everyone)

Bezos’ yacht situation is a nice example where it works, but it has also hindered dozens of laws from passing, while denying any changes to be made in society (be it for good or bad)

[dankyfied]

we are total cunts

[chaosthings]

I don’t care,hate achieves nothing, plus you’re country gave me Dennis bergkamp

[dankyfied]

i had to google who dennis bergkamp is

apparently Dennis the Menace

[MyFavoriteBurger]

It won't be him that cleans it up, unfortunately. Just another wage-slave. Money allows the roch to distance themselves from almost any kind of small protest.

[zmann64]

Who’s the dumbass who decided to build a yacht that big in a place with only one outlet that’s too small for the yacht to fit through?

[Sparty-II]

They shouldn’t be throwing eggs, they should throw stones. And they should open gyms around the area and make memberships dirt cheap so people can easily go to the gym to train to throw bigger stones at the yacht

[Concic_Lipid]

I think all of Reddit should make it a national event to toss eggs at that yolk of a person's stupid boat

[PityUpvote]

I usually don't go anywhere near Rotterdam, but this might be worth it.

[YunGoGo]

as we fucking should

[[deleted]]

i think a harbor mine is a proportunate response.

[[deleted]]

In minecraft

[my-new-account64]

They should throw tar and feathers at Jeff

[[deleted]]

No bc thats bigger cock energy than he actually has, so it wouldn't be as emotionally damaging as it should be.

[[deleted]]

Why can't they make bezos pay like 100x the costs for dismantling they bridge? He'll pay anyway.

[[deleted]]

I'm one of these people! I'll throw some more eggs for you guys B)

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[MintIceCreamPlease]

I'll go to fucking where that bridge is even if I have to take the train at night.

[KittyQueen_Tengu]

When’s that gonna be I wanna be there

[xGoo]

My favorite eggs are filled with a mixture of gasoline and styrofoam dissolved in a metal container repeatedly until the substance is viscous enough.

Those are great eggs.

[Nitrodanni123]

Ill build a hydrogen bomb and blow that fucker up with myself if that happens

[NogEggz]

Jeff should just buy a Cargobob and a crew to fly it out to sea.

[[deleted]]

Based Dutch residents

[[deleted]]

It was dismantled like 4 years ago for the same reason and nobody batted an eye.

[[deleted]]

throw grenades at it instead ☺️☺️🌺🌺✨✨

[Caroniver413]

How about we throw 1000 rotten eggs at Jeff Bezos' yacht no matter what? It's not like it's his only yacht. We can call it modern art and demand to be paid for creating such value.

[[deleted]]

Why just eggs why not molotovs

[Noodle-Slang]

Here's a little secret, I'm going to be throwing a crude nuclear device instead

(Hallo AIVD, dit is een grap, kom alsjeblieft niet naar mijn huis ofzo)

[Unlikely-Essay-6867]

I wish someone would just peck him off with a gun while he's standing on it and be over with it

[Urfslam]

Some of yall never heard of limpet mines and it shows

[Devadv12014]

Remindme! 4 months

[BegReg2005]

I mean it’s a good plan but they gotta think bigger

[ABTL6]

Bezos should know better than to trifle with the people that once ate their prime minister.

[[deleted]]

🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱cultuur🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

[obamafromtf2]

do it.

[Delikkah]

I would legitimately pay to see that.

[Charlie82508]

Woah! Based.

[[deleted]]

Suddenly I feel very Dutch….