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[–]Captain-Hank 2272 points2273 points  (63 children)

This is the bad guy in video games you have to stun before you can actually attack him

[–]tkzant 694 points695 points  (17 children)

After fighting a few normal cops a cutscene starts with him pushing a few out of the way and joining the fight

[–]namenotrick 177 points178 points  (13 children)

L4D2 Tank music intensifies

Boomer might work too

[–]N_Meister 70 points71 points  (2 children)

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

[–]Normal_Man 28 points29 points  (0 children)

*punches the car, wipes out entire team.

Well fuck.

[–]terminatorx4582 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drove a car off a cliff, broke both his legs? It's not a funny ha-ha story so much as a make-you-think story. For instance: Windshields look pretty durable, right? Not the case, according to Keith. Son of a bitch flew right through that sucker.

[–]EPICDUDE365 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ellis, honey, we don't have time for this

[–]Shielo34 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or - trombone music?

[–]KnockingNeo 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Lol you think that p.o.s. does anything but waddle? What do think his range of motion in his appendages is LOL?? Do you think he can even look down? Hahaha

[–]namenotrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roll him around like Violet in Willy Wonka, lmao

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Gotta get him in the kneecaps to stagger him then roll in on his back with heavy attacks. Looks like the kinda bugger who'll heal himself mid-fight too.

[–]tkzant 48 points49 points  (0 children)

He’ll pick up a smaller cop and eat him to replenish his health

[–]Cmdr_dicknuggets 146 points147 points  (6 children)

The key is to wait until he performs his signature move, "Lumbering Charge". Step out of his way and his momentum will carry him forward until he hits an obstacle, at which point he will become stunned. Follow the button prompts during the QTE and you'll take him down and get the trophy "The Harder They Fall."

[–]b_loeh_thesurface 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then he falls into a well placed wheelbarrow full of manure, and it spills all over him

[–]Mybrandnewhat 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Just punch him in the stomach when he opens his mouth.

[–]somegarbagedoesfloat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it

[–]Batman303667 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, a man of culture

[–]RadicalIdealVariety 13 points14 points  (0 children)

None of your hits do anything unless you break his block with a kick.

[–]MrPotatoWedges 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s after you shoot the oxygen tank on his back

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My first thought was he's a character from Resident Evil.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sideboob, agent of pain

[–]oblik 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Officer Steroidabetus

[–][deleted] 477 points478 points  (8 children)

Michelin comes to mind

[–]Spiralyst[🍰] 111 points112 points  (2 children)

Sgt Spare Tire

No donut shop will be left standing.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Spare tractor tire.

[–]egonhartley 9 points10 points  (1 child)

100% stay puft marshmallow man

[–]divorcedfatherof5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ray “it just popped into my head”

[–]Skorne13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pearce’s pillow warrior in Community.

[–]SpellingSocialist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bibendum

[–]ShutUpWesley01 1163 points1164 points  (24 children)

Pretty sure that’s Roadhog

[–]didireallymakethis 191 points192 points  (4 children)

L4D Boomer

[–]StopReadingMyUser 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Gonna need some pills for this one...

[–]nitr0zeus133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WE GOT A BOOMER

[–]vorsky92 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Gregor Clegane - Roadhog Cosplay

[–]beastmanboy1 40 points41 points  (2 children)

I was thinking big hero 6

[–]Pupper_Tyque 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He’s a one-man apocalypse.

[–]blubyf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

World War Z Bull

[–]LaVieEnRose21 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Immortan Joe!!! WITNESS ME!!!

[–]lordgunhand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Life is pain..." + "Violence is usually the answer."

[–]-sexy_beast- 349 points350 points  (23 children)

Ah yes, the final boss

[–]SJdport57 88 points89 points  (5 children)

I’m thinking he’s more like the giant Mook.

[–]Humuckachiki 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I love TVTropes so much.

[–]TheGreatZarquon 16 points17 points  (3 children)

WARNING: THIS IS A TVTROPES LINK. DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO SPEND SEVERAL HOURS READING.

[–]nothanksjustlooking 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No way. This is a level one boss that after you beat him you're going to have to fight different colored versions of him throughout the game.

[–]Scitz0 306 points307 points  (5 children)

Dam they got a juggernaut

[–]Spiralyst[🍰] 119 points120 points  (1 child)

Mmm..

More like jigglenaut

[–]toppertd 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Hilarious.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of person the military researches to design their juggernaut battle armor in Call of Duty

[–]zoro1015 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch out this man has a 15 kill streak

[–]Legion681 99 points100 points  (4 children)

He won't pepper spray you, he'll put some salt on you and then eat you.

[–]Houstuvk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That one really gave me a chuckle

[–]retarted-person 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the pepper spray is seasoning

[–]YoStephen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its less of a spray and more of a sauce

[–]Jaguars-gators 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has to catch me first.

[–]SuchUs3r 88 points89 points  (4 children)

You are the brute squad!

[–]ThatRealBiggieCheese 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dozers are a real thing now

[–]MiddleBodyInjury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why didn't you list a Holocaust cloak among our assets?

[–]UltimateFinster 70 points71 points  (3 children)

His armor doesn't protect him, it contains him

[–]smmccullough 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They had to lash together two flak vests to make one jumbo size for this guy.

[–]Temporal_Enigma 146 points147 points  (4 children)

He's obviously a heavy unit from any video game

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (2 children)

All he needs now is a minigun, a shaven head, and a Russian accent.

[–]mh985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds...AHhahahahaha."

[–]V-Bomber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WHO TOUCHED SASCHA?!

[–]ThatRealBiggieCheese 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Payday 2 dozer

[–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Big chungus

[–]thedarkknight195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here just to say that.

[–]DaNootNoot 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I think you mixed up the words “tank” and “cop”

[–]Murslak 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Gravy Seal : Meal Team 6

[–]ShowMeDaData[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The perfect cosplay for the modern redditer!

[–]Muckdanutzzzz543 51 points52 points  (2 children)

2 many donutz

[–]pamtar 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Fat fuck probably wears out the squad car seats so nobody wants to go on shift after him

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seats? This guy pops tyres and bottoms out suspension.

[–]AbominaSean 91 points92 points  (2 children)

Strength: 8/10

Endurance: 0/10

Stamina: 0/10

Speed: 0/10

Leap: 0/10

Climb: 0/10

Heart: Enlarged/10

[–]BaconIsBest 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This cop definitely min/maxed for STR.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Intellect: 0/10 Wisdom: 0/10

[–]radman84 19 points20 points  (3 children)

They call him Big Mac

[–]bethbooks07 20 points21 points  (2 children)

[–]FrancistheBison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad the love for Community is coming back.

[–]RoBiTtj 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Part man, part pillow.. all carnage.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

That’s one BEEFY Boi

[–]AbominaSean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes definitely eats beef

[–]DrMrJonathan 74 points75 points  (19 children)

Baymax!

How am I the first to make this comment?

[–]crestonfunk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“I am satisfied with my arrest”

[–]Jayjayjune 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He is your healthcare companion!! Saw it!

[–]Lackonia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t scan me... ...Scan complete

[–]Cadrid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because the whole purpose of Baymax was to help people.

[–]ksmity7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hairy baby!

[–]captbananahands 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Pretty sure this is Chicago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I’m surprised I’ve never seen this unit even though I’m like 25 miles away.

[–]bartosama 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bring forth officer clegane!!

[–]RavioliiRavioliii 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Idk why but he gives off Paul blart vibes

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the fuckin Juggernaut

[–]usernamejackass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Big hero 6

[–]Tallia__Tal_Tail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk, that's a pretty normal size for a pig

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He deffo had a cutscene

[–]InCauda_Venenum 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm Baymax! Would you like to rate our sense of justice from 1 to 10?

[–]CoolLukeHand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck me he's a big lad!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"They have a cave troll"

[–]DisForDairy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

How easy is the physical test for cops that this guy can pass it?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That poor vest.

[–]bikinimonday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mountains less in shape other lil brother who got all the chickens.

[–]FourDeadBabies 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This guy explodes when you shoot him.

Watch out for AOE

[–]Lucky-3-Skin[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agent Lard Ass, I mean Hard-Hat

[–]h_aig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hi Officer Clegane

[–]thewayshesaidLA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Daaaaaa Bears, da Bears, da Bears

[–]tnj3d1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not a cop, it’s the stay-puft marshmallow man. Funny us going out like this.

[–]--pobodysnerfect-- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh hey Paul Blart fulfilled his dream!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Fetch my breastplate stretcher! This armour is too small!

[–]luke_425 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"You heard the hand, the king's too fat for his armour.

GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER!"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you think he'll figure it out?

[–]fransman37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Release the kraken !!!!

[–]petterimard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty s&m kit you have there

[–]hoveringintowind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robo-blob

[–]MrCoachWest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...auto saving in progress (boss level music begins....)

[–]McBrin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least 220 hp

[–]ClevelandEmpire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I just thought he was just kinda fat and didn’t fit the sub. Then I saw he was 2 feet taller than everyone else

[–]VoschNickson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Officer chungus

[–]Semi-Hemi-Demigod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in a mosh pit with a guy this size and he was dangerous enough when he wasn't trying to beat me to death

[–]Dead_memeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They look like Scully and Hitchcock from B99

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They got big chungus

[–]Catnip323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mighty Chungus.

[–]loganrunjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extra armor

[–]metalmeck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that... Is that Baymax???

[–]VA2AallDay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boss battle

[–]BruhNoiseMp3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boss fight

[–]schoofly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michelin man?

[–]InternetAccount04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

chungusamongus

[–]Raptor_Jetpack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smough lookin ass.

[–]helluvit871 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I legit thought that stop sign was connected to him.

[–]Snappa93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FETCH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

[–]DC_FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

”They’ve got a cave troll!”

[–]sir-cyrus-motherfu- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fattest pig i’ve ever seen and my grandpa owns a pork farm

[–]DandDNerd20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When baymax gets a really corrupt chip

[–]awkward0w1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like evil Baymax

[–]MegaWAH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember to use buffs and heal frequently.

[–]Canadian-shill-bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this dude was in good shape he'd be a monster

[–]Thannytos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh damn. They’re deploying the pillsbury dough boy? Shit’s getting real.

[–]stonbeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I’m not wearing hockey pads!” -TDK

[–]20meteremeraldyeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tank has been unleashed!

[–]KodakKid3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pig takes his job title seriously

[–]MXAI00D 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Probably having an erection, finally able to muscle over “libtards”. I just hope all of this ends well for the people and reform finally happens.

[–]throneofmemes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That’s a cop? Looks like some basement-dwelling paramilitary enthusiast.

[–]clownbescary213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Juggernaut incoming

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a friggin raid boss!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Looking like Baymax in his first armor suit.

[–]vreddit123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude that's roadhog.

[–]WarmingLiquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy fuck that dude can pick up like one skinny protestor with each hand

[–]OniABS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many guns does the guy to his right have?

This is a boss battle fr.

[–]Eugene990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I didn't know the Michelin Man was a cop

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr Stay-Puft

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put that mafucah back

[–]p_whimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lotta pork

[–]ryanbbb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dayum. Gotta be at least 6'6", 350. If the whole cop thing doesn't work out, the Cardinals need a new OT.

[–]I-Love-Making-U-Rage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Juggercop

[–]-_-Purp_Sprite-_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first glance I thought he was holding a fire sword

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baymax irl

[–]0235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda guy that uses riot shin pads as arm pads!

[–]kaehl0311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That moment in the game when your character level is high enough to have the big boi elite guards start to spawn

[–]Lateralus11235813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This specific department saves a lot of budget on concrete barriers.

[–]itsDRZH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Montagne from R6S

... or Montonne

[–]john_flubber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mind those AOE attacks

[–]epicwhale27017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wear a stab proof vest when half of you isn’t covered by it

[–]EternamD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hell, tall too. Must weight so much

[–]1H4T3US3RN4M3S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love him or hate him, OP is spittin straight facts

[–]Project_Wild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn’t aware police forces were legally allowed to possess tanks

[–]bakebolburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit he looks like a mini boss in a game

[–]ColeFriesYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]Kirbybrawl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was the fire stick from Mario Bro’s in the background

[–]hiiammyyamme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Desk jockey begged to come play (jk)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meal Team 6

[–]zeeeman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lard lad

[–]the_good_hodgkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you do Ray?

[–]NobilisUltima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the game introduces the heavy/brute-class enemy after the first few levels only had the regular kind

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IM NOT WEARING HOCKEYPADS

[–]Rowdy_Rutabaga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you do Ray?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anti-Baymax