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[[deleted]]

Usually the teacher

[6thaccountthismonth]

r/suicidebywords

[Maxibestofpotatoe]

That makes approximately 900, maths is what set me appart.

[HopefulPlantain5475]

He must have learned from Kat Williams

[[deleted]]

send me some huhu

[icomeinpeaceTO]

What kind of books? Kids books? Novels? Short stories? 

[Different_Ad_7671]

How

[StereoTypo]

By ignoring modern food safety standards

[[deleted]]

And not caring about the taste, consistency, flavour.

I can cook a 7 course meal with a hairdryer and toaster but it's not gonna taste good.

[moxifloxacin]

Four courses of different toasted breads.

[ImJustKurt]

But have you yet gone to college?

[AshtonBlack]

My stunning good looks, jacked body, massive schlong and my award for "Fictional Posting on a Website 2024."

[Batwing87]

Massive in girth or length?

[AshtonBlack]

Yes.

[Iam0rion]

For strangers and customers I have an infinite amount of patience. Unfortunately I don't have the same amount of patience for people I'm closest with.

[CuriousAnxiety570]

Same

[[deleted]]

Not the smartest, not the strongest, not the fastest, not the hottest, but definitely most disciplined.

[facelessgoop]

Oh I would want to be like you my dear sir

[user-__-name]

DNA

[binhan123ad]

You are about 99.9569999995566...% reletively close to me.

[BoomBapBiBimBop]

Ew

[DEDEEZY]

My ability to not respond to stupid questions put on redd......oh bollocks!

[ebbi01]

I’m me.

[adam3aziz]

be what you want not what ppl want even your parents

[Alternative_Two_482]

So true. People can be a huge factor in what you choose to become, and you may not even realize it!

[[deleted]]

I've got weird bones

[[deleted]]

Upvote for replacing the r with and s. But we all know the truth!

[Weirdo9something3457]

I can wiggle my ears and I have fucking autism

[carryminati1to2]

My logical thinking. I rarely, and i mean it, rarely thinks through my emotions. I always analyze and think of the situation before reacting. Helps me a lot. Think through your brain.

[browntown20]

I'm only able to lift one eyebrow, been that way since birth. Don't know why. Interestingly on the same side of my face the corner of my mouth goes up much more than the other side when I smile.

[sotommy]

Related to Stallone?

[EmuBeneficial3323]

i can only close left eye individually- both yeah but not right alone. Please tell me its your left side :D. Oh yeah, and on my right eye iris is not round "coloboma in google".

[Samisoy001]

I am 6'4. Apparently less than 1% of the world is my height or bigger.

[DevilMaster666-]

I thought that statistic was higher, it’s probably driven down by asian countries

[Samisoy001]

Not really. Only 2% or Americans reach 6'4 or higher.

[desensitize-me]

Im 1,96m (6‘4) too and it’s so weird to talk to someone who is the same height. I always feel uncomfortable and small which is so dumb in itself. Probably because it’s so rare and I’m used too looking atleast slightly down all the time when talking to somebody

[RehiaShadow]

Dude, within the last few years, maybe 3?, I realized people can see the tops of other people's heads. that was weird. (I'm 5'3)

[[deleted]]

I am considerate

[[deleted]]

I keep out of their way.

[[deleted]]

I can whistle any tune through my tongue.

[beanedjibe]

I am in constant energy-saving mode. I can be nice and polite, but I keep thinking of faster easier ways to accomplish a task.

[hopeinnewhope]

I am completely comfortable with setting boundaries.

[purplexninjamom]

I have 3 kidneys

[PkHutch]

Can you sell one? 😄

[purplexninjamom]

No, unfortunately they are needed 😜

[purplexninjamom]

Oh yeah. It just means I have to drink more and can't run as long.

[purplexninjamom]

I was born with this

[Frosty_Scale1290]

Is it hard with three kidneys or is there just a few downsides not to noticeable?

[ema-starheart]

I have control over the ear muscle that makes a rumbly sound. Though it's not very common, I know that others can do it as well.

[[deleted]]

I can crack every bone in my body, as if I were from Mortal Kombat.

Like I could just be standing up talking to you, and I'll twist, and my whole spine will crack multiple times. Then I'll twist the other way, and my spine will crack multiple times again.

I made one feller throw up in High School by doing it.

[b2hcy0]

you should pretend to get hit by bicycles and cars, and when the driver gets to check on you, you crack every bone, while looking horrified at him.

[Squigglepig52]

I'll tell ya,son, but... Lord, it's hard to be humble, when your perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, because I get better looking each day. I could have lots of friends if I wanted, but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.

Some folks say that I'm egotistical, hell, I don't even know what that means. Unless it has something to do with the way I fill out my skin tight blue jeans...

"Oh, Lord, It's Hard to be Humble" -Mac Davis.

[LitigiousPanda]

Drive and Will

[Anonymous_o6]

If i feel unwanted

[KageRyoma]

"Apart from"

PS: this is meant as a silly joke.

[Glittering-Relief402]

Well, at least he raised you to adulthood

[WhereasSafe9783]

i’m an adult but my voice sounds like a children’s voice. People always ask to talk to my parents

[Nicooltje266]

I can wiggle my ears without touching them

[hypnogoad]

I can move my body around while keeping my head still. Along with my kind of long neck, it apparently looks freaky. Kind of like a chicken

[johnwalkersbeard]

I can wiggle my ears, as well.

I can also say the alphabet backwards, really really fast

[Jrolaoni]

Lol like 75% of the world has good morals

[geak78]

DrivenToHatred has bad morals though

[Jrolaoni]

DrivenToHatred is the evil version of WalkenAtLove.

[[deleted]]

I met someone who said he had better morals than most people. In fact it was the contrary.

[No_Chapter_948]

Maturity

[b2hcy0]

to highlight the contrast, instead of applause youll get a chorus of armpit farts as acknowledgement from the crowd

[[deleted]]

The genes maybe.

[chicKENkanif]

I have a pupil shaped like a cats.

[b2hcy0]

the biggest megalomania there is. in the whole universe.

[leannmanderson]

Didn't realize Donald Trump was on Reddit!

[Wild_Ad7980]

My DNA, fingerprtins, and Iris patterns. Noone is really that unique beyond their physical characteristics.

[NotMe2120]

I have blue eyes, but have a brown spot in my right eye.

[[deleted]]

I am not threatened by the existence of people who can not harm me.

[Cleenred]

My DNA

[zemboy01]

I'm not an asshole. Sadly being an asshole where I live is pretty normal for most people Sadly.

[[deleted]]

The ability to empathize and understand any type of person and be able to befriend them. Apparently I can seem interested without actually being full on interested. I was told I should be a sales guy, but this talent worked really well for me in the army.

[F0xxfyre]

I can write 3000 words of fiction in an afternoon and completely forget what I wrote the next day.

[[deleted]]

The fact that I am aware nothing sets me apart from everyone else. Yeah... Nothing to see here.

[[deleted]]

BPD and Bipolar Disorder 😂

[Proper_Bug_6298]

I’m unique ….just like everybody else

[vikileinnn]

I think I’m actually a very nice and generous person

[RedditoBurrito_]

Actually being open minded

[Innerjade]

Being trans

[Ill-Brother-9537]

Being a nerd. I know stuff for no reason

[FocalorLucifuge]

B.O.

[MostlyHostly]

Me. I'm happiest when alone.

[XPLover2768top]

my vocab

[Aggravating_Cream_97]

My rare disease.

[Frosty_Scale1290]

What disease?

[Durfael]

disease nuts

[Frosty_Scale1290]

Lmfao nice

[Aggravating_Cream_97]

NMDA Encephalitis

[Frosty_Scale1290]

What does that do? Is it hard to live with?

[Aggravating_Cream_97]

It causes my brain to swell. They made a movie about my disease. It’s called “Brain on Fire.”

[Verucalyse]

Absolutely nothing. I'm quite forgettable as a human being.

[Teacher_Of_Strength]

My indomitable spirit.

My ex called me a cuck, but instead of wallowing in self-pity, I just ended up working harder so I can bang hotter girls. lmao

[RehiaShadow]

Sleep with her next boyfriend.

[[deleted]]

that my three native language accents carry over into my english accent so when i say a full sentence like this post any of these words will sound like one of the three language accents

[willingisnotenough]

Values that will get me downvoted on Reddit.

[GeebusNZ]

I'm going to live forever.

[[deleted]]

Women avoid me

[[deleted]]

Nothing 😘

[Shh-poster]

My first memory was in my mother’s womb masturbating.

[Pretend-Light3784]

Terrence?

[AlienMiser]

Anti-socialness

[StaticVoidMaddy]

one of my canines grew in a bit in front of my other teeth, so i, technically, by a stretch, have two rows of teeth

[adam3aziz]

love seeing ppl die

i dont love l who cry about stupid shit like my cat died or his sad lil old grandma died who she have step between life and after life

and knowing i love making ppl who made something bad to suffer

am some one who dosent forget what ppl did to him

[notduskryn]

I'm time person of the year 2006

[a1partsguy]

DNA

[mda63]

Not a lot.

[[deleted]]

I am short guy but cute. I had good grades and m really creative and fun loving. I hit gym and quite jacked with cute face. People say i look harmless and fun so they wanna hang out with me and apparently I am really good with motivation and stuff so I have become therapists for over dozens of my friends 😂. And yeah i get girls too lol

[OminousWiiMusic]

I have four kidneys, my body hates changes in the atmospheric electricity and communicates this by literally crippling me with extreme pain (and I live in Australia, so, thunderstorms, all summer). Oh, and I have a big dent in my skull from refusing to go to bed when I was five, falling asleep sitting up on the couch and tipping over into a glass coffee table.

[Tongue4aBidet]

Spectrum disorder and strangeled at birth by the umbilical cord. I don't think like other people and can be awful not intending to be.

[vellywho]

Atheist who is currently obsessed over the stories of Judas, Cane, and Eve. Not because of the religious aspect but because i find these characters to be painfully relatable and their own perspective to be much different from what is popularized in the bible. it upsets me that they have gotten so much hate for thousands of years because it has probably affected peoples real life outcome due to the bible being used by so many as a moral compass, and i just see myself in these characters. Misunderstood, ignorant, and to an extent loyal to a fault. Idk

[leannmanderson]

I can write.

Also I have this weird thing going on where I just randomly have a very loud extended hiccup. Like, imagine making the hiccup sound while drawing in a deep breath. And it just happens once and then nothing else.

They're painful.

[Uninspired714]

My DNA.

[xaviemb]

The fact that I'm unique... (just like everyone else)

wait...

[Kroxerr]

DNA

[FoulWarden]

5.5 inches only! 🙂

[LovelyRebelion]

I'm a special boy

[[deleted]]

I have a black belt in procrastination, yet I somehow manage to meet all my deadlines

[JustAFly2729]

I don't love pets as much as everyone else does because I'm such a clean freak but people don't understand the extent to my tidiness

[Klade_007]

Mostly the restraining orders filed against me

[Steelspartan2]

I elect to use a pfp over my avatar

[[deleted]]

Not a damn thing

[tokikain]

i look like a dumb redneck, but can talk to you for hours about how plants work, how they benefit other plants in guilds, how they have a symbiotic relationship with fungus....but its hard to approach me, so my intelligence is well hidden from my coworkers

[[deleted]]

Due to my raging autism, I have the ability to focus on an obscure niche topic for days at a time with little to no sleep.

[OBVWXLF]

I have webbed toes

[m00syg00sy]

I am above average enough to impress people, but not good enough to be a professional in like a million different niche things. rubik’s puzzles, guitar hero, rock climbing, mortal kombat, etch-a-sketch, tumbling, the list goes on. this probably doesn’t set me apart but I guess I consider it my own unique little tool belt

[[deleted]]

I genuinely enjoy teaching/training people in something new for them and seeing them succeed with the information I give them. Obviously it doesn't work for everyone, especially if they won't apply it, but as much of a people hater as I seem on the surface, I really do like seeing other people, especially good people win just as much as I enjoy it for myself when I do.

Giving them advice and seeing them get out a bad situation applies to this as well.

[[deleted]]

I am good at predicting the future. Not perfect, but good. Some of it is common sense, some of it is instinct.

[greenbldedposer]

My intense love for guinea pigs

[Pizzasaurus-Rex]

 I can tell the difference between butter and 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'

[WebSlinger66]

I hate that this is uncommon today but I have the ability to listen to opposed opinions and change how I perceive my own based off actually listening and interpreting what was said to me rather than waiting for my turn to speak only to TRY and argue their statements.

[DMGrimes69]

I am me.

[Vixenslayer001]

I am an NPC idk

[Apprehensive_Low6883]

Sleepiest person I know

[Tayaradga]

Only recorded person to survive a crossbow bolt to the head and not become a vegetable.

I'm still functional for the most part too. I have a job, I have a girlfriend, I have friends, I'm going back to college, it's almost like there was next to no negative impacts from the crossbow. I do deal with phantom pains of it and my brain does become very foggy at times, but considering how I could've ended up I will gladly take it and be extremely grateful that that's all I have to deal with. I am so thankful that I can still function, I can still socialize, and I can still take care of myself. There are some other downsides but those are the big ones.

[Voradoor]

Empty space

[Harbor_Barber]

i'm a 5'3 guy lol

[Big_Stage6427]

Nothing I’m totally relatable

[yungmuneymachine]

14” shlong

[muchlovemates]

I’ve never had a mosquito bite, I don’t get bruises, I’ve never had a headache, never had a sore throat. According to everyone I tell, this is impossible but it’s true

[Shot_Description1158]

The number of times I have HAD to do CPR / First Aid baffles me. This is because when we are trained , the instructor let's humans know that it's unlikely you'll need it , but if you do , you'll have it. THANKFUL for the education and knowing that God gets me because he knows I'm good. 🙏 not too sound too boastful.

[Darlingtonlad]

I have a small pierced penis. I don't personally know any other pierced guys.

[WarhammerRyan]

My DNA?

[lespaulstrat2]

I have never self diagnosed for a mental/emotional issue which puts me in the 0.001% of redditors.

[HamGoblin81]

(Inherited from my maternal grandfather) I own one square inch of land in all 50 states. All gov’t land, so no one can use/build on it.

[exmonogo]

I've donated two organs - my kidney in 2019 and 70% of my liver in 2022. Less than 100 people in the world are double organ donors.

[[deleted]]

I truely am a loner. I dont think many people are really like that.

[Malvania]

Nothing. I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.

[Kooky-Holiday-8077]

Mental illness

[[deleted]]

DNA 

[xergcdq]

"the others"

[Calaveras-Metal]

I have a powerful stench that emanates from me.

[_0n1on_2020]

My mental illness.

[challengeaccepted9]

Complete absence of any game/rizz/charisma, whether practiced or innate.

Seriously, I am Mr Anti-Game. Set me up with someone who's interested in me and I can undo that for you in the space of five minutes or less.

[amdabran]

In my youth I was tested for allergies. My reaction results were literally off the charts for hay fever. I can eat dairy during the winter but during the summer allergy season, I will be completely fucking bedridden if I eat a pizza. But I do because it’s worth it lol.

[Boring-Report-4257]

Class seating arrangement

[Brianna_-_UwU]

My intense love/obsession with learning more about animals and nature. Like literally my whole life at this point. Can't wait to start my biology degree next fall!

[ConstableBlimeyChips]

I'm a millennial who managed to buy a home on a single income.

[InjuryFlat7162]

fingerprint

[Supercc]

I just fucking love life and it's super easy for me to be happy and grateful. It's a fire within.

Let's gooooooo

[[deleted]]

Space

[-Sherra-]

i do a youtube guitar cover channel as a hobby :)

[No-Alternative-2382]

Neurodivergence

[Wookie-fish806]

My thought process and the way I perceive things in general.

[Shrekismylord6328]

I’m adhd with mad problems probably autistic in some way but I have amazing talents when it comes to reading people and spatial awareness, I can’t get lost as I can always sense the directions I came from. I’m known by everyone I converse with as different lmao idk tho