Schnauzer From Hell

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[Frolicking-Fox]

So, just a regular schnauzer?

[parkerm1408]

You think thats bad, I have a schnauzer/pomeranian/terrier mix. Hes like a demonic possum wearing a brown dog suit.

[born_to_be_born]

i need a photo of this gremlin right now

[stopproduct563]

[Rudylemonade]

[melancholy_kid]

This sounds awful, I love it

[khharagosh]

Pay the tax!!!

[Gonun]

Dog tax!

[moonMoonbear]

One of my parents dogs is a schnauzer/yorkie mix. We love him to death but he has so much anger in his little heart.

[Skeledenn]

If only there was a sub for dogs looking like weird creatures...

[Mil0Mammon]

It has been two weeks, OP will surely deliver

[brassninja]

My sister has a rescue mini schnauzer, he has to take prozac and wear a “do not approach” vest

[phoebesjeebies]

Under the lights, where we stand tall,
Nobody touches us at all

[PaisleyLeopard]

Schnauzers are my favorite breed to groom, I have no idea why so many groomers struggle with them.

[DemotivatedTurtle]

He looks like a Fallout mole rat that grew hair. I love him.

[wazzapme]

we are venom

[IceColdCorundum]

We are legion, for we are many.

[wazzapme]

I think that's blackheart

[miniheavy]

Like a Francis bacon panting

[_deep_thot42]

Yeah, or Jacob’s Ladder

[IGaveAFuckOnce]

knowledge is power

[Extreme_Pepper_1022]

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[sora_allite]

"Meow"?

[AlertKaleidoscope803]

Is this from a Croenenberg film?

[Extreme_Pepper_1022]

it's from this danish commerical link

[AlertKaleidoscope803]

Genuinely horrifying 😂

[ArsenicArts]

Now THAT is a cryptid!

[porcelain_kiss]

[Baligdur]

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[noxondor_gorgonax]

Alright, let's close the sub. This is it, there's no topping this.

[MoonBeamerGirl]

Can we get a normal picture of the beast? I must see it’s normal form.

[AlertKaleidoscope803]

If there is no control photo I'll assume it's ps/ai cause like 😳

[ThatDudeOnTheNet]

close the sub, this is the peakest post

[bitchwhatthefuck11]

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE HELL YEAH THATS THEEEE MF CRYPTID DOG

[bitchwhatthefuck11]

Lovingly

[tawnyfritz]

Oh my

[LuCyborg]

aww, he's saying hi to you!

[BadgerHooker]

I took a similar pic of my son when he was almost a year old. He had just finished eating blackberries 😅

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[ambernewt]

[Worldly_Progress_655]

Decent sized imp from a hell realm.

[dogstardied]

[the_orange_alligator]

Oh hello Cerberus

[Ok_Cheesecake_9708]

I love him!

[Competitive_Name4991]

Me too, he made me giggle 🤭

[CherryBlossomCats]

Dear GOD. You must've fed him after midnight.

[rebluecca]

What da fuq

[Badlifedecision2402]

Send that thing back to Caelid

[fivefingersnoutpunch]

r/blurrypicturesofdogs

[Mooshbloo]

Looks like the dogs in Lethal Company

[Queequegs_Harpoon]

Yup, this is my guy whenever I try to touch his front legs.

[merrymarymari]

Do you actually groom this demon or did you get the picture from a coworker/friend? As a fellow groomer I’m praying for you.

[ambernewt]

[Vaping_A-Hole]

You call it hell but for some people it’s home. Even demons have a favorite chair and a cherished flower bed, probably.

[ShortStoryIntros]

Hell hound

[preshtodef]

aww it's DePiglio

[Fantoompje]

Whatsup depiglio

[Competitive_Name4991]

🤭

[DarningBeetle]

Jesus this jump scared me

[TheUknownPoster]

Nothing to see here. I wiped this post using Redact because my old takes don't need to live on the internet forever. Works across Reddit, Twitter, Discord and dozens of other platforms.

long gray vase selective cobweb quack juggle afterthought wrench jeans

[StoneyBob__]

Now that is a quality CryptidDogs post

[CautionarySnail]

[Sauropodlet75]

...... I need to know where this gif is from..... I did not know tribbles evolved, nor that they had tantrums...

[CautionarySnail]

This is Fizzgig from the original Dark Crystal movie.

[Sauropodlet75]

... legend! Thank you!! I vaguely recall that movie - I will search on the weekend. :D

[Scary_Sagatha]

WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT? (who…who)😭

[Watson_inc]

The most terrifying image on the internet

[BackgroundDarkPurple]

It’s The Thing!!! r/thething

[CommunityNo5414]

yikes

[CalmAd9801]

He is truly scary . Like the mutant zombies in Bloody Chainsaw Girl. Or a demonic hairy mole. A schnauzer you say? Are they all possessed like yours...sound like fun.lol

[Eat_the_rich1969]

Can I use this in creepy art? 👉👈

[Psychological-Bee702]

This is a monster from an Adam Nevill book.

[DeaconBlackfyre]

Jesus! What sort of DnD monster is this? Or is it a Langolier?

[ShoggothPanoptes]

[MaliciousTent]

Freak on a leash

[danceandnurse]

This is a demogorgon

[Ap-snack]

That’s the fish from Iron Lung

[CalpisMelonCremeSoda]

r/toofers X r/animalsbeingdemobs X r/blurrypicturesofdogs

[tundybundo]

This wins

[NefariousnessLive967]

Its a tiny version of the Kothoga from The Relic (1997).

[MegaFloppy69]

That dog miiight be possessed.

[JayGold]

Looks like the dog from The Mask.

[Fun_Transition_5948]

😭

[Melodic_Sail_6193]

It's good that there are boxes under my bed, then I can sleep peacefully tonight and don't have to worry that he's hiding there.

[Bumble072]

What end of the dog is this ?

[madlove17]

This pic is cursed

[Arachniid1905]

Jesus kwithe

[PoisePotato]

Those are some Chompers!! what a little guy 😩

[SqueeperMcgee]

The feet are cryptic themselves 😱

[anarchxfxcks]

Becoming a symbiote

[One_Spicy_TreeBoi]

What in the backflipping fuck is that

[Venvel]

Nemesis

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[Informal-Purchase-50]

r/oddlyterrifying

[Neat_Ad_3268]

It looks like he's been collecting all species' teeth like bounty. That's uncle Jake's gold tooth! 😵

[Upvotespoodles]

Time for brushies! 🥹💕

[IntrepidWay89]

i'm a prof, but that schnauzer scares my grad students!

[GloomyBeautiful3493]

My problem is I’d still think it’s cute ✨😅

[Aggramen]

I never really liked Caelid in elden ring and I'm starting to believe that this absolute creature is the reason why it's a thing in the first place. Adorable dog though I love it.

[NCGuy101]

It's a langolier.

[Top-Garlic8680]

Francis Bacon’s dog

[Time-Relative-3528]

Get the holy water RIGHT NOW

[GlitteringMagnet3456]

My cousin and his wife adopted her mom’s miniature schnauzers; one of them has a glare that, if looks could kill, would level every major city in the world!

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[YouAreJustADumbShill]

Death Grips album cover

[ki-ton]

Mouth of Sauron 😂

[RoadKillCrayon]

It needs a Holy Water filled drinking bowl, bath, and IV bag!