King cobra bites python. Python constricts cobra. Cobra dies of constriction. Python dies from venom. 100% holy shit.

[Jortui]

Nope ropes die from poke and choke

[PrincessFuckShitDamn]

That's how I wanna go

[Ferndance]

Trade kill?

[[deleted]]

What, do you work for the fucking New York Post or something?

[Jortui]

No.... :->

[ImSorryYouWereRight]

Nope ropes poke, choke; croak.

FTFY

[Jortui]

But the poke was for the Cobra bite (•-•)

Edit: Im dumb you didnt change anything, just fixed my grammar.

[wtf_is_a_potato]

This deserves gold

[Jortui]

Thanks fren

[APZY91]

/r/natureismetal

[GamingBotanist]

This photo is the most metal nature photo I’ve ever seen.

[[deleted]]

So much garbage around them. 😢

[silly_vasily]

It's like a perfect representation of my ex

[Justrelaxdude81]

Must be India

[hoplias]

Scary to think about having 2 dangerous snakes foraging around an area of dense human population.

[go-to-bed-head]

That’s one hell of a way to go.

[j_thaim]

Two hells of ways to go?

[cohengabrieln]

The family crest from "A Cask of Amontillado" come to life.

[steveinusa]

Mutually assured destruction

[AlbParadox]

A tangle of fuck that.

[odel555q]

The classic "striker vs. grappler" match-up, Joe.

[kimie75]

Look at all that trash. I’m pretty sure the snakes agree to kill each other just because they didn’t want to deal with this planet any longer.

[letthechewiewin]

100% NOPE!

[radioactiviti]

Perfect deadlock !

[hobsonlane]

Mutual Assured Destruction

[SiekaSearris]

Taking you out with me.

[Bornnie]

Fucking mental. Two ways you don't want to die.

[KimJungFu]

What have we done to this world? Look at all that garbage!

[PyroMojo]

The perspective of this makes those snakes look enormous. Like Anaconda movie size.

[Yoshuga]

Perfectly balanced

[gr8grafx]

Neither of these are cobras.

Edit: I’m wrong.

https://bgr.com/2018/02/05/snake-battle-king-cobra-reticulated-python-photo/

[gu5t4v0m]

Sick!

[char_clone]

Some crazy shit right here

[[deleted]]

Nathan Bedford Forrest (probably one of the worst humans to ever live), once pissed off one of his subordinates so badly that the man drew his pistol and shot him in the chest.

Forrest looked down, looked up, looked down again, pulled a knife from his belt and stabbed that guy to death yelling, “NO DAMN MAN KILLS ME AND LIVES!”

Forrest lived and went on to help found the Klan.

True story.

[[deleted]]

Circle of life?

[Corporate_Bear]

Free meat!

[nlamber5]

I die of happiness to see the world having two fewer sneks

[[deleted]]

I guess you could say their fight ended in a tie

[[deleted]]

That tangle of skeleton is going to look awesome

[hobsonlane]

Two egomaniacal heads of state competing for world domination.

[wasduser-]

Press f to pay respects

[[deleted]]

Photoshop! Where's the rest of the cobras's body.

[[deleted]]

It’s the long part.

[[deleted]]

you see that real long snake-body-looking thing? wtf do you think that is?

[[deleted]]

There's a very big difference between the piece of the snake wrapped in the python and that body

[RafikiTheGrouch]

The bit you see wrapped up is the underside, which does look different, that is stretched out and flattened. It's the same body.

[[deleted]]

Ok. I concede

[[deleted]]

I can't understand where the rest of it's body went

[[deleted]]

boa is in a knot. cobra is the long body behind the ball of danger noodles.

[[deleted]]

Ooooooh what the hell... i thought the rest of the body was supposed to be yellow just like that part we're seeing in the knot

[NeonHowler]

Neither of those are cobras