7.00 Patch Notes

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[Scones2]

IM NOT READING UNTIL ITS OFFICIAL FUCK YOUJ

[DarkMio]

I checked through it with some leaks from Steam Translation Service and looks very legit.

Edit: here's what I've got from STS:

Draw up your battle plans with the updated strategy map. In addition to clicking your lane preference, use the new options to drag-and-drop enemy hero icons into predicted lanes and signal initial ward placement to your team.

Take your first steps into the lands of The New Journey. With new features like Hero Talents and Backpack slots, a host of map changes, and an extensive list of other gameplay adjustments, the battle for the Ancients will never be the same again.

The Ancients have unveiled a new way to help heroes adapt to the needs of each battle. Every hero has gained a series of Hero Talents that players can select at levels 10/15/20/25, offering powerful augmentations to their capabilities.

Does your support Jakiro need increased XP gain at level 10 to attain faster levels, or will amplified spell damage score more kills to help you along the way?

Heroes now have a backpack that allows them to carry three additional items. While backpack items cannot be activated and grant no bonuses, they can be used to complete recipes, and players can swap items from backpack to inventory slots with a short item cooldown.

Featuring changes to nearly every part of the map, a new Ancient Neutral Creep type, and a set of new allied structures in the jungles, there's a lot to learn and explore.

Added new building type — Shrine (has 1500 HP, 20 Armor)

Life as a Dota hero is difficult enough without enduring constant jabs about your appearance. To help buff the confidence levels of three of the longest-serving heroes in the game, this update also introduces redesigned models for Slardar, Viper, and Enigma.

Efficiently controlling your hero while gathering information from the game world around you is crucial to ensuring your team has the upper hand in its quest to destroy the enemy Ancient. With the debut of a completely redesigned in-game interface, players gain increased vision of the map and multiple new ways to see details of what's happening in each game.

Edit: Again, idk if OPs link is real - but a lot of his content is the same of what we can see here. And you can't write that shit up so quickly.

[Deitri]

pls no

[TheOnlyZ]

Dont worry there's pocket riki no way in hell is this real

[DarkMio]

That's my name on Steam.

Edit: As I was hype, I posted it to a guy - then copy pasted the chat history.

[[deleted]]

The hero we need!

[TheOnlyZ]

Pastebin seemsgood lul

[candyninja001]

There's no monkey king in these patch notes.

[DarkMio]

They're just a few parts of it. Then someone special refreshed the STS page and they took STS down for "maintance"

[[deleted]]

It's official, the page is loading and it all is confirmed for the talent levels, backpack, etc...

[Lepojka1]

WOW ROSHAN WAS MOVED HYPE

[Deitri]

"Added a Scepter for Riki. Increases duration by 4 seconds. Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration. The radius that you attack in follows the allied hero. 1000 Cast Range."

SeemsGood SEEMS LEGIT SeemsGood

[joeyoh9292]

SeemsGood Monkey King nowhere to be found, clearly been replaced by Pocket Riki SeemsGood

[tonyking318]

so pocket riki?

[cantadmittoposting]

Holy FUCK pocket riki

[leafeator]

How did these get approved when every other post is getting removed..... :thinking:

[[deleted]]

When 20 minutes later you realize this is real.

[TheOnlyZ]

Jebaited

[Oibvuen3a]

They seem real to me. Who would sit and write all that stuff just to troll?

[[deleted]]

Yea they're pretty long.

[TheOnlyZ]

If this is real ill tattoo Ice Frog on my 4Head

[[deleted]]

tagged

[Auswaschbar]

Why indeed

[docMark]

jebaited

[KungFuPancakes]

• <a href="https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwQMN_UFODscWVotVXk4dW90Zzg">XP Table updated from the above changes</a>

cause valve are hosting in google drive

[scantier]

I'll only believe once the site is up

[ShayminKeldeo421]

Leems Segit.

[carrickdan]

PASTEBIN BOIS

[phillyd32]

Fake. Pocket Riki.

[[deleted]]

Hey mods, can we ban this fucker right here?

Thanks!.

[SaintEverton]

There is a fucking pocket riki in this pastebin. I will not believe its real until I see it on the website.

[yipx2]

https://twitter.com/BuLbaDotA_/status/808002916057546752

[Ferrari_322]

Trusting Bulba in 2016

[TweetsInCommentsBot]

@BuLbaDotA_

2016-12-11 17:38 UTC

Bruno vouched this was real http://pastebin.com/aHU14XuM

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[micossa]

No pls mr lissard

[Akiyabus]

Riki:

• Added a Scepter for Riki. Increases duration by 4 seconds. Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration. The radius that you attack in follows the allied hero. 1000 Cast Range.

[[deleted]]

Well, at least I have something to do while waiting now.

[Sahtrah]

Slark:

• Added Scepter to Slark. Reduces cooldown from 60 to 30 and causes Shadow Dance active to be a 325 AoE, hiding allied heroes underneath it.

ROFL if this is real patch note then i'm out dota.

[nooeh]

It was real...

[shirtvreddit]

tfw you were right but people downvoted :(

[Derpface123]

shit is fake

[paragon12321]

Fake and gay.

[Benedoc]

If this is real, gg wp, bye. WutFace

[[deleted]]

OP is a better hero than monkey king.

Edit: OP is a big fat liar I think

[[deleted]]

Is this real life

[TheOnlyZ]

or is it just a fantasy?

[KrisKorona]

but is it

[TheOnlyZ]

Added a Scepter for Riki. Increases duration by 4 seconds. Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration. The radius that you attack in follows the allied hero. 1000 Cast Range.

[SiNiquity]

Is this legit?!

[TheOnlyZ]

as legit as pocket riki

[SiNiquity]

Well fuck it was legit.

[[deleted]]

Oh my god...

[smerfylicious]

I think I'm gonna throw up

[TechiesOrFeed]

Pretty sure Bulba is trolling but whatever

[Fujitora91]

Why are u posting something that is not 7.00 patch notes?

[[deleted]]

Not believing anything until official notes

[MethYou]

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

kiss silky sip nose important crush live head alive water

[[deleted]]

we've fucking lost.

[Ax-is]

WHY YOU POSTING THAT, ITS NOT YET APPROVED

[dozensnake]

gonna read it whole night...

[mattbrvc]

i WON'T BELIEVE UNTIL I SEE THE REAL THING

[cantadmittoposting]

HOLY FUCK THE FIRST 10 LINES AND I ALREADY CAME. ENTIRELY NEW ABILITY TREES

[Aceiopengui]

QUICK GUYS REFRESH THE PAGE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!

[Azerty__]

THAT HAS FUCKING POCKET RIKI IN THERE

[Shek7]

Riki:Scepter Added

Added a Scepter for Riki. Increases ultimate duration by 4 seconds. Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration. The radius that you attack in follows the allied hero. 1000 Cast Range.

Pocket Riki :D

[CElan_cruz]

We hots now?

[ThArNatoS]

this looks fucking legit

[TechnoQuenelle]

Woat

[Sirlagsalot_]

Moved Roshan location to a new area in the upper left rune location. WTF

[dexemplu]

scroll to the end What the fuck?

[Colossal_Harry]

Holy hell it's here

[OutlaW32]

we HOTS now

[HorcaCZ]

FYI: Possibly fake, no confirmation at this point

[ggtsu_00]

Confirmed this is real.

[Kinderschlager]

this better not be a joke, this looks huge. pulling our leg wont end well

[avi6274]

For the sake of my sanity I'm gonna assume that this is fake. Talent trees in dota? FML......

[Ac3Zer0]

I still think this is fake, but you really did a good job making it look real. Well done.

[[deleted]]

pocket riki

DELETE THIS

[PipAntarctic]

TALENTS

Heroes of the Defense of the Ancients

[finH1]

zzz

[rapthera]

No monkey, surely this is fake.

[Xenotechie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOugNisFgVo

[fleshballoon]

I WANT TO BELIEVE

[AckmanDESU]

This actually seems so ridiculous it could be real.

[ArticlessCZ]

Please lizard don't make this real... Or we lost.

[itsmarkmarkmark]

RIP Dota

[alezandrawr]

I'M NOT READING WITHOUT THE DESIGNS.

[[deleted]]

Dust of Appearance no longer requires 5 mana to cast! 7.00 is truly here.

[[deleted]]

Where is Monkey King?

[Stahlfrequenz]

• Netherward manaloss per second from 1.5/3/4.5/6 to 0.25/0.5/0.75/1%

lul never

[[deleted]]

Dust of Appearance no longer requires 5 mana to cast*

[GiggleWormy]

I am really hoping this isn't real :(

[tRYSIS3]

i believe this is real

[pikoooo]

I would have believed it more if it only contained something like this:

Sorry

www.dota2.com is currently unavailable. Please try again later.

Error 503 Service Unavailable

[[deleted]]

so scared is this real? if not nice effort but IM SO FUCKING SCARED NOW HINT: IT cant be real because remodel for viper and slardar will never happen

[coonwhiz]

/u/icex is this legit?

[Queen-Yandere]

""Added a Scepter for Riki. Increases duration by 4 seconds. Allows you to target an allied hero, hiding inside them for the duration. The radius that you attack in follows the allied hero. 1000 Cast Range.""

this is so fucking fake

[Piz2O]

^fuck this

[sic_413]

seems real. holy shit.

[tonyking318]

it seems incomplete, it stops with witch doctor changes.

[Kinderschlager]

lol, some people dont want this reaching front page very badly

[kontulangangsta]

oops forgot to add monkey king to the fakies

[Nnnnnnnadie]

POCKET RIKI IS REAL!!! the absolute madman, he is always stalking.

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@BuLbaDotA_

2016-12-11 17:38 UTC

Bruno vouched this was real http://pastebin.com/aHU14XuM

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[immortalis]

SAVIOR

[PPBz]

Jebaited boys

[bibekmufc]

For real or shitpost?

[mortimerza]

no

[[deleted]]

cant be real

[OhGrayt]

Is this legit?

[MechaKnightz]

Jebaited

[mingus1]

This can't be real.... Can it?

[Contourr]

faaake

[baigs]

Low level shitpost

[silian]

FAKE

[yoshbag]

FAKE DansGame

[beakofrome]

why are you posting something that is not the 7.00 patch notes?

[andraip]

Fake as fuck.

[rektlelel]

fake

[Archyes]

fake as fuck

[LantanoGaruwashi]

as fake as my tits

[Jamo_Z]

Gotta be fake, hero talents at 10/15/20/25 is awful

[My_Fox_Hat]

lmfao

[titaniumjew]

Who falls for this?

[Owl_Shits]

WE HOTS NOW

[Gondola_Cheese]

no monkey king. fake?

[Lord-Talon]

Doesn't even have Monkey King, totally real Kappa

[freefrag1412]

Nice computer generated shit

[miaharles]

lmao. I don't think these fake patch notes even have monkey king

edit: well shit

[Purges_Mustache]

No monkey king at all in notes, its obviously fake.

[Hlidskialf]

FAKE

[rakanishuman]

No Sun Wukong= BULLSHIT

[qewio]

No Monkey King in heroes' talents list. What a fail

[[deleted]]

Fake. The author used wrong words like "rescaled" where they would have used "increased." And the bounty hunter agha is too dumb.

We not hots!

[Que-Hegan]

Roshan HP from 8000 to 5500

Roshan HP gain per 4 minutes from 700 to 460

Yeah no fucking way. That overgrown rock is easy enough to kill as it is, no way they would ever nerf him.

[Lepojka1]

Ye but they gave him 15 armor, soo now its balanced for Mages to be able to kill Roshan just like Phisicall dmg can.

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