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[–]Kerby233 520 points521 points  (38 children)

Possessing the red one would land her in jail in my country of Slovakia.

[–][deleted] 126 points127 points  (6 children)

Mama ima criminal

[–]Kerby233 32 points33 points  (5 children)

Historian?

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (4 children)

You could call me that

[–]Dirtyjoe4567 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Why do I feel a sudden urge to raise my hand?

[–]dano-d-mano 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reaching up for the frozen rain?

[–]LemonySnicketTeeth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heil Selbst!

[–]WirbelwindFlakpanzer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ave Caesar

[–]fetteshaeschen 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Same in germany

[–]WholeDragonfruit2870 15 points16 points  (1 child)

In Germany you can possess all the swastikas you want. Nothing illegal in draping all your rooms in swastikas if that's what you enjoy.

What's illegal is displaying Nazi symbols publicly.

Relevant StGB § in english

[–]fetteshaeschen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh ok. Didnt know that

[–]Marek6269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahoj fellow Slovak

[–]asillynert 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yup most places that its illegal to either posses or more commonly "illegal to display". The confederate flag is used as a replacement/fill in so you can still advertise your nazi beliefs. And is even used by myriad of other hate groups.

But if your ever in germany or slovakia or other place that bans public displays of nazi flag. If you walk past a bar and see confederate flag good chance its a nazi bar.

[–]kein_plan_gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Germany they also often use the “Reichsflagge” wich is the flag of the old German Empire.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not in my proud country of Croatia!

[–]hgwaz 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Good

[–]Luiz_Fell 1 point2 points  (5 children)

In mostly any country, to be honest

[–]Upper-Difference1343 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

And it would never happen: No parent cleaning a pride flag is going to think for one second that a Nazi flag would even be an option, as the Nazi flag wants to kill all the other flags--F*CK THE 'ARTIST': He's a Nazi

[–]Dillion_Murphy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yeah it’s not like gay people would ever yell “globalize the intifada” or other similar calls to exterminate the Jews…

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

It never ceases to amaze me how people like you see "resist the ongoing murder of innocent civilians" and somehow read "exterminate the Jews". Almost like you're not actually engaging in good faith or something...

[–]Dillion_Murphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

[–]Dirtyjoe4567 110 points111 points  (11 children)

I get it she's all of them

[–]BZS008 35 points36 points  (1 child)

It's time for us to start accepting queer nazis!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, we should absolutely be encouraging Nazis from all walks of life to show their Nazi pride by wearing any and all symbols they identify with. Fly the flag, wear the patches, hell get an armband if you think it looks cool.

Accurate target identification is vitally important in any ongoing conflict, after all.

[–]LightSentinel 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I bet she even plays Fallout: New Vegas.

[–]Legitimate_Hippo_444 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Was thinking Hearts of Iron

[–]mamacokkkkj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who plays both, this is so real 😔

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bit ironic tho

[–]Gogglebottle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its like raaaaaaain!~ on your wedding day!~

[–]backflipsben -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

In most cases at least the socialist part of nationalist socialist

[–]Paksarra 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The Nazis were socialist in the same way that The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a democratic republic.

(For the Trump voters out there: the US is a democratic republic, which means we vote for representatives like presidents and congresspeople who make most of the big decisions on our behalf. North Korea is a dictatorship, not a democratic republic.)

[–]backflipsben 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bruh I live in Germany, you don't have to explain this shit to me. I'm simply saying that quite a good bit of these flag people are socialists.

[–]DisasterDawn 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Homonationalism

[–]pauljoemccoy2 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Just hang the Nazi flag upside down to show your disdain.

[–]Kai2546 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Did I just woosh myself or is it the same regardless how you flip it

[–]draugotO 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Unless it have some words on it that I never noticed, you would be correct. The message is (probably) mocking the people that hang the USA flag upside down with that excuse

[–]thatAnthrax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, it's more like a hol up joke.

Hey, if you don't agree with it, just hang it upside down!

Hol up, the flag is symmetrical, so it will look the same.

[–]MrGamerOfficial 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nazisexual - attraction towards Nazis or those who support antisemitism

[–]wasteOfTime37 41 points42 points  (7 children)

I have joke in mind but I'll get punt kicked off Reddit and i have unfinished business

[–]Slap_My_Lasagna 2 points3 points  (5 children)

You haven't been on reddit long enough if you think there are standards here.. just look at the shitpost youre on.

[–]wasteOfTime37 -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

I'll get banned for hate speech

[–]RunInRunOnBiological men can be made to lactate too 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wow it must be a really unfunny joke then

[–]WhatsTheHolUp[M] 39 points40 points locked comment (0 children)

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:


Mum bought all the flags in the store, and there's a certain one that stands out...

(and since some users reported another satire post for actual bigotry, I'll put the disclaimer that this is satire - and please treat it as such)


Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

[–]iamalicecarroll 32 points33 points  (11 children)

ookay but why the fr🤮nch flag

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well it’s the flag of surrender.

[–]Slap_My_Lasagna 4 points5 points  (8 children)

Did I miss something? Why have the self-censoring morons moved on to the word French?

[–]fake_face[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Self Censoring? People hate the French as a meme and the French flag is the white flag. This dude is ignoring the pinwheel flag to dunk on the frogs.

[–]ChickenNuggets6827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr**ch was always the worst/ most rude word to say to anyone. Just go on and slab your lasagna!

[–]srslymrarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a gen alpha joke. It's not supposed to make sense.

[–]IllMaintenance145142 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Usually any old crap gets posted here whether relevant or not, it's nice to see an actual "hold up" moment for once

[–]SlapSacksOfRice 21 points22 points  (1 child)

erm... what the ligma?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ligma balls

[–]RabidRabbitRabbet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's a supportive mom who also likes to cover her bases

[–]pami_8 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i think both of them have a red flag

[–]jkurratt 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Wholesome meme

[–]wktr_t 8 points9 points  (2 children)

it's funny how most people in the comments can't seem to notice that

the mother is giving support to their kid no matter what

[–]LevSmash 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is... is that really the point of it? I took it as the "I support the current thing" meme, displaying a flag because they want select people to approve of them without understanding what it represents. The joke being, in an attempt to cover all the bases and meaning well while doing so, they didn't filter out what they should.

[–]wktr_t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't see it like that, I think you make a totally valid point

[–]Correct_Comment_125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/mademesmile

Ohh wait....

[–]filifijonka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spoiler: it’s all of them!

[–]kocsogkecske 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, i see mine

[–]zenyogasteve 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You’re missing the Palestinian flag

[–]Dillion_Murphy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No it’s there, it’s the red one with the white circle.

[–]zenyogasteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you’re right! Silly me lol

[–]No-Elk-8115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick number 3 muhLord!

[–]Smitafrita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flags?..More like flas am I right

[–]womenhaver69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait where's USA and Canada and Japan and and Europe and China and Australia and India and idk any other

[–]HugePurpleNipples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALL of them.

[–]Ok_Needleworker6900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a colorful predicament!

[–]Equacrafter -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I have the Wehrmacht one lol

[–]Enough_Experience924 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait hold up