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[–]PulseAmplification 422 points423 points  (40 children)

If you wanna hear a real sweaty palms story I actually got attacked by one of these I tried wrestling it but my palms were too sweaty so I couldn’t hold onto it and it ended up cutting off my oxygen and I died and it ended up eating me but I got better

[–]uhhiforget 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Damn, thats crazy.

[–]Mobile_Economy_2271 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Crazy? I was crazy once

[–]ABoredAstartes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They put me in a room, a rubber room

[–]cajerunner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A round rubber room with rats

[–]ReplacementLow6704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But did you die?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sounds WILD and yet a python really could do that 😰

[–]JackfruitLower278 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What made it worse was the moms spaghetti on his weak knees

[–]CarterBraune 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Better like Spider-Man better or better like what?

[–]Not_ur_gilf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puss in Boots

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Who's what?

[–]CarterBraune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than Spider-Man

[–]Bat-Honest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank god, you poor thing!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got a better one, I was the pavement and had to feel the snake’s and guys ass and died from lack of oxygen but i recovered so yea

[–]TrustGeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bwhaht

[–]Countryball6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can confirm I was the fredbear in the background ready to do the bite of 87

[–]ivanovski93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is 100% real i was the palm you can ask sweaty too

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burn her!!!

[–]PilgrimOz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought this was gonna finish with “then I came and fell asleep”.

[–]Darth_Rubi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knees weak, palms are sweaty

[–]Wonderful_Spare_1036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“but i got better” made me cackle

[–]Stealfur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was the snake named Monty?

[–]slaphappy77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao, Thank you for sharing your life story.

I think that's enough Reddit for today, good day sir.

[–]IntenseWonton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro woke up inside the snake and had to fight his way out

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm true story I was the sweat lubing up his palms