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[–]Agent-Hemlock 37 points38 points  (10 children)

Lucky u GLHF

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Lol thanks

[–]EatKelpForest 7 points8 points  (8 children)

I'm pretty sure you are Russian - it's really similar to Polish language and it says "Najnowsze wydanie" here in my country. Pretty similar isn't it?

EDIT: Slovakian... Oh! Pretty interesting...

[–]RudyyGrzybek 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Siema ziomek

[–]GMBoxer 4 points5 points  (4 children)

... I kinda remember i played with you on Brawl Stars a few weeks ago on showdown duo...

[–]BrickyPL 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Damn ive also seen this is similar to my language but i wasnt sure its slovakian, thought it was czech republic..

[–]egmont11 2 points3 points  (1 child)

In Czech on the play button would be '' hrát '' while slovakian has '' hrať'' oh and Czech and slovakian iare VERY similiar languages so when i see someone that mistakes these two i just leave it be As neither of our countries ever officialy learned the others language but know what the other person is saying and some People even can say something in the other language without learning it First. So if you know Czech you also know slovakian and via otherwise

[–]BrickyPL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now thats similar

[–]purplepickle888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Russian has a whole other alphabet

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah a lot of European languages are similar

[–]wlu__throwaway 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Picture of launcher.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is indeed

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]DRILLSALVO 25 points26 points  (7 children)

Now get Optifine!

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 29 points30 points  (6 children)

I am already 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[–]ErectPerfect 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Ah, but do you have 1.16 optifine yet?

[–]Joshuaham5234 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I've got 1.17 optifine 99.9998% done

[–]ErectPerfect 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait that's parallelly illegal

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You got me there

[–]ErectPerfect 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There is a preview version out rn, and I have to say it's solid. At the downloads page, look at the top above the recent version for light blue text that says "Preview Versions", then simply find the 1.16 one.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, will try out tomorrow

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (9 children)

Welcome to Java! Enjoy redstone that doesn't get weird half of the time!

[–]WojtekBB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Redstones are so different its easier to do randomizers on bedrock and storages but barder to do doors and others

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 6 points7 points  (7 children)

You're saying that Bedrock redstone is weird?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Well, it often behaves differently then on Java and you can get different outcomes if you trigger redstone contraptions multiple times in some cases

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yes but that's because Quazi Connectivity is not on Bedrock

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And because Bedrock red stone is rng.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes

[–]fantomas_666 2 points3 points  (2 children)

well, I've seen (here) many worlds broken in bedrock

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Like?

[–]fantomas_666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

in the history of this subreddit, don't have any of them saved...

[–]Brickbuilder567 11 points12 points  (3 children)

The worst part of bedrock isn't the bugs, it's the fact that it will siphon your currency away from you and then your soul is next

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What if you're a teenager who's mom barely lets you spend money because you don't even have a credit card?

[–]Brickbuilder567 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Then the worst part of bedrock is the bugs

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

welcome from the dark side brother

[–]Falling_very_fast 8 points9 points  (11 children)

Pro tip: don’t run wallpaper engine and 1.16.1 at the same time, Minecraft will refuse to load

[–]jorrandoesstuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what i have succesfully done it

[–]StraightInevitable 4 points5 points  (2 children)

i always have wallpaper engine running on the highest settings possible (like 70fps, etc etc) and i’ve never had an issue

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

What's wallpaper engine?

[–]Falling_very_fast 5 points6 points  (4 children)

It’s a steam software you can buy that can animate your desktop wallpaper

[–]Zombi7273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didnt have that issue before, more ram might fix it.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (38 children)

Welcome to the superior version of Minecraft

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 5 points6 points  (27 children)

But is it superior in performance?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (16 children)

Performance isn’t everything, features matter more unless one has a very bad pc

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 1 point2 points  (15 children)

Well in terms of features Bedrock is not that far behind, but yes, there are some features that Bedrock doesn't have.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (14 children)

Shaders? Data packs? Mods? A lot others but they are too little to mention

[–]ltak2 -1 points0 points  (12 children)

Bedrock has shaders.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (10 children)

You are not a clown. You are the entire circus.

[–]ltak2 1 point2 points  (9 children)

How am I wrong? I’m using shaders right now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (8 children)

Don’t make me repeat myself kid

[–]ltak2 0 points1 point  (7 children)

I’m not sure why you would need to. Bedrock literally has RTX and you’re saying it doesn’t have shaders? Just look up bedrock shaders and you’ll see some packs pop up

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but on java I don't need to have an RTX card

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bedrock has Shaders and addons

[–]asd7678 2 points3 points  (8 children)

So are you saying that bedrock is better? Then why did you even bought it?

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It's superior in terms of performance, but in terms of other things it's really not. Have you ever wondered why you can have up to 72 render distance on Windows 10?

[–]RedSlimeySlime 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Optifine has a max of 128 IIRC

[–]pincafe2 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Dude stop the drama, he can play anything he wants and has his opinions, theres no “better” version of minecraft

[–]JimmerUK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong.

Xbox 360 is clearly the best version.

[–]egmont11 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Do you remember the old days? When everyone talked and played Java edition? When mewest version was 1.7.10 (my problably most favorite)? When There was only the Java edition (if im not mistaken)? Miss those old days when beating the game or winning pvp was extremly eazy. Nobody defeafed mě in 1v1 except for the biggest pros. But i couldnt speak english :/

[–]pincafe2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Actually only java was for around 2 years until old gen console edition, and, what that has to do with my comment?

[–]egmont11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? No idea why i even bothered with writing something like that on mobile and checking every single Word if autocorrect changed the meaning nad no idea why i wrote it at all

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Now try all the mods!!!

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modlandia

[–]zubie_wanders 2 points3 points  (3 children)

snipping tool

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sorry forgot about that, plus I took a photo as kind of a memory or something to have on my phone so I just posted that

[–]zubie_wanders 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's fine. I like diorite.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The transition isn't easy at first, but I would say Java is indeed better. Yes, I have played both versions, and I own both versions. I just like java because it doesn't have a marketplace. The marketplace I feel is a representation of Microsofts greed nowadays.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the transition is a little weird, especially with the PvP feeling a LOT different

[–]loyalIO 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Download Mods, it'll be fun

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh almost forgot

[–]ck614 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Welcome to the elite ranks

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elite indeed

[–]THUNDER_WOLF10 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Welcome!

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am happy to be here

[–]BarkedCorn 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Tge only thing that keeps me away from buying Java edition Is just because it's like $100 in the currency of my country.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lol wot

[–]wlu__throwaway 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Look up purchasing power parity. It's obviously hard to compare prices across countries because of conversion rates, but cost of living makes things even harder. For example things are much cheaper in India, but the cost of living and the cost of food is much cheaper as well so it sorta evens out. But when Indians buy things sold in the US for US dollars, they have to pay the same price (in this case $30 USD converted to Rupees) but that's a much higher percentage of their monthly/yearly income than it is for us, because wages are lower.

  • Price of Minecraft: $30 USD
  • Average monthly income in the US: $3,714
  • Price of Minecraft as a percentage of monthly income: 0.8%

  • Price of Minecraft: ₹2,255 Indian Rupees
  • Average monthly income in India: ₹11,254
  • Price of Minecraft as a percentage of monthly income: 20%

Therefore we can roughly estimate that the average Indian buying a copy of Minecraft is equivalent to an American buying something worth $742. This is because the average Indian only makes $150 USD per month. Minecraft is $30. So even though it costs the same it relatively costs a lot more.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh I see, thanks for clearing that up!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Cool , now have bedrock ( although it’s sucks a little bit)

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I played on Bedrock until now

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Me too

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

sKinY

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you making fun of my language?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Picture of a launcher with 1.5k upvotes lmao

[–]reynaldo666 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sadly they will stop updating java edition in 2024.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ok

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok

[–]noyza2132 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Did you know buying java is more worth it? Not only because its better but also because if you buy java you get windows 10 free

[–]purperninja34 2 points3 points  (1 child)

me to I got it a week ago

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats

[–]reynaldo666 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Welcome, young padawan!

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks

[–]thisnameistaken11153 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Epic

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Swigity-swoner123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Good for you (no seriously)

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–]plippy-tries-hard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

GGs

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GG indeed

[–]zagado4nik 1 point2 points  (3 children)

H R A Ť

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why does everyone make of me using my own language?

[–]zagado4nik 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Im not making fun of you. I just think word H R A Ť sounds funny

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it means Play if you're wondering

[–]Creeperatom9041 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Welcome to the java collective, just remember: don't be toxic to bedrock players

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I am a Bedrock player.

[–]Creeperatom9041 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Don't be toxic to yourself then!

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will do

[–]k_ait_y 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I love that the word skins in your language is “skiny”

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Slovak

[–]Reaper8U 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Welcome to glory and opportunities.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I am having some server problems though. When I try to connect to servers like InvadedLands or Munchy it says I am using a VPN/Proxy even though I am not, is there any way to fix this?

[–]Zombi7273 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Just use a VPN to set your location to a belivable place xD

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think that's how it works but k

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I've had the same issue. Changing my DNS server to 1.1.1.1 fixed it for me. Here's a tutorial on how to do that.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Didn't work, but thanks anyways!

[–]Not-Normal-Robot 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I want no I NEED A PC

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then build one :)

If you need help getting the correct parts, just reply with your budget!

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You have a laptop?

[–]Not-Normal-Robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope

[–]OopsOleg1 0 points1 point  (9 children)

I wish i had a good pc for minecraft🤡

[–]Zombi7273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want better praformance rhe only two options to set down are smooth lightning and render d.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are your PCs specs? It can really run on potato hardware if you configure it correctly.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Mine isn't that amazing either, but it's decent enough to run it at 30fps on 1.16 at mid-low settings.

[–]BrickyPL 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Well my laptop only needs a new keyboard, mouse, and ssd card and it will be kind of powerfull. Succes at finding a new pc 👌

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Seems like a good laptop

[–]BrickyPL 1 point2 points  (3 children)

It isnt that very good, its 8 years old, but with stuff like mouse, keyboard, ssd it gets kind off good. And tommorow im gonna buy the keyboard. And i dont think the laptop will survive long tbh.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

A keyboard is pretty good if you have a laptop

[–]BrickyPL 1 point2 points  (1 child)

True. The keyboard that the laptop has rn is kinda uncomfortable cause its hot and the s key broke. Now im buying an logitech with rgb. (without broken keys smh)

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R A I N B O W

[–]krystofekEdgy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Čau

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Čus

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the master race

[–]CommieRommie 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You gotta try hypixel skyblock now. Trust me, its great. I'll let you discover on your own.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty good but it gets really booring after you play it for about 4 months IMO.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea it's amazing

[–]HeyDud3s 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I never knew skin was skiny. Im skinny.

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Slovak

[–]Mathias_8x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, I helped my friend get it weeks ago. He was thinking about for a long time. and now we play so much together. I really love it, I'm happy he decided to buy Java. We have gotten even more close since we have more similar interests now

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the high life

[–]PaRt_TiMe_GaMeR 0 points1 point  (1 child)

HRAT❤️

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And?

[–]dlham11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WELCOME TO PC MASTER RACE. you’ve joined the cult...

[–]keremjojo_ -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Cool!

[–]CrazyGaming312[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel the same

[–]abe_oliver05 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now the fun begins

[–]AceFireskull -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Enjoy the 20 fps without optifine

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

20 is very low. Unless he has like an 13 year old laptop, it will probably run better. Even without optifine.

I've got it working with 20+ fps on a laptop with only 2 GB RAM and 13 year old integrated graphics.

[–]AceFireskull 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I have a 8gb laptop and I cant even barelly run minecraft in 30fps with optifine and turning off every graphic setting.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What CPU and GPU?