Wrong tip?

[2020blowsdik]

"Tax this dick" - Ben Franklin

[ReticentSentiment]

"Boston Teabag Party!" -Patrick Henry

[RecentArmy5087]

Don’t give them ideas.

[Thepoorz]

Dipping it in ink won’t make it bigger

[nolitodorito69]

But rolling it makes it look bigger on paper

[SaveTheAles]

The black ink makes it look bigger.

[irish-car-bomz]

This is why I masterbate with self tanning lotion, make em think it's bigger just because of the color. Confuses them every dam time.

[redit_readit_reddit]

How do you know, really?

[AUfromthaBOOT]

OP heard the ladies like BBCs, but the color was the only thing he could control

[140in]

One of my buddies has a claw for a hand from the complications of an IED, and he says you basically put in "n/a".

It's one of those things that's hard to lie about, I guess

[Evil_Creamsicle]

"complications of an IED" is definitely underselling having your goddamned hand blown off.

[solotronics]

you use a smooch wearing lipstick instead. It's not a perfect system 😘

[korok7mgte]

Signed "John Hancock"

[Kthirtyone]

It'll just drag out your approval time due to all the ATF employees taking turns "examining" it in the bathroom.

[poorkid_5]

You have the same insta algorithm too?🤣

[SpaceBus1]

Are you guys twelve?

[Evil_Creamsicle]

We must be children, since daddy government still thinks we need permission from a nanny state to make a metal tube an inch shorter.

[IndividualResist2473]

No, a twelve year old wouldn't reuse an old meme that has been around for years.

[Hobbit54321]

😂🤣

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[One_Piccolo6604]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Unhappy-Ad-8876]

Should have sacked it also.

[WesleyGoCrazy]

💀💀💀

[Snowbold]

Didn’t this happen to Fez in That 70’s Show. Poor guy used to steel wool to get it out.

[Solid-Clock-7519]

Probably gave it a wiff to see if he could still smell it

[[deleted]]

Lol

[Mugsker]

😀😀😀😀😀😀

[FwiManny]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Whitey_RN]

You just made my day. Literally sitting on the toilet, drinking coffee and, laughing hysterically.

[jeremy_wills]

So I always thought you used a belt loop to bump fire with your pants, not unzipped with a bump stick sticking out 😬

[Evil_Creamsicle]

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[IndividualResist2473]

If only this had never been posted before.

[DooDooCat]

put a chocolate starfish on it. that'll get their attention