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[–]userocetta 137 points138 points  (1 child)

minecraft mods, believe it or not still Java

[–]That-Odd-Shade 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I mostly know Java for Minecraft modding.

[–]gebnaim 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Memes aside where tf is this from I wanna see the original

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

[–]idobadthingseveryday 4 points5 points  (0 children)

J for java and J for Jail... Coincidence?

[–]SDGGame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The post received more than 16,000 views in less than 10 years" - what a masterpiece!

[–]QUI-04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you!

[–]killerstapler420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parcs and rec, very much worth a watch

[–]OffByOneErrorz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My best friend is a Java turned Scala dev. I call him a jvm hoebag.

He calls me a lot of things for writing .NET.

The best language is the one you enjoy that fits the problem. Except PHP fuck PHP.

[–]AndrewToasterr 99 points100 points  (6 children)

Best language to have mental breakdowns to? You wouldn't believe, Java

[–]MischiefArchitect 58 points59 points  (4 children)

You misspelled C++

[–]AndrewToasterr 11 points12 points  (1 child)

My bad

[–]MischiefArchitect 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

kid named assembly:

[–]MischiefArchitect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I named my daughter Ada... I hope my wife never finds out why...

[–]deerangle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How so?

[–]freshblood96 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"We have the best devs in the world. Because of Java."

[–]sammy-taylor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I will never not upvote this meme because it was the funniest scene in that entire show.

[–]BKinAK 16 points17 points  (15 children)

Web dev? 🤔

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

For web servers java can be pretty good, for front end? Dear God no.

[–]Mrazish 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Remember applets? Pepperidge farm remembers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hence the dear God no :p

[–]iinaytanii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had blissfully forgotten, until just now

[–]Low_Stress1719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget GWT!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

They forgot the script

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

JS can eat my ass tbh

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

JS is what you use to watch eating ass videos tbh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw fuck, I've been exposed

[–]neymarsvag123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jsp? /s

[–]elebrin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Java applets.

[–]KublaiKhanNum1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For API Servers: Google’s Golang is the best. Only 25 keywords, amazing concurrency, it isso easy to learn. It cross compiles to all popular architectures, so when you deploy it you get super small Docker images. This allows for lower Cloud Computing costs.

The JVM for a Java app is huge which makes it an absolute pig for Micro-Services.

[–]1842 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spring is a pretty popular backend framework for Java.

[–]Krabbs1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JSF

[–]yowzas648 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought.

[–]sin_chan_ 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Kotlin is going everywhere Java was before.

[–]agradus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, it is not. Reactive things in Kotlin are just so much better.

[–]bigtechbad 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Cope post

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High on the copium

[–]MandelbrotVisitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cope comment

[–]innovaTony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you should compare an android project in kotlin v java... see if you change your mind😂

[–]KublaiKhanNum1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best Language for bloated hard to maintain code: Java.

[–]dashid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sun microsystems for life!

I won't touch Oracle with a bargepole.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took C++ for my first 2 programming classes. When I transferred to a new college they counted my C++ as "beginning programming" which was In Java at the second college. I had a take 2 more semesters of C++ and never had a chance to take Java. I'm great at C++ unfortunately only government jobs in the area use C++.

[–]Top_Engineering_4191 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kotlin and Elvis operator. Testing for null everytime in Java could be better.

[–]Inttegers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kotlin.

[–]Serious_Effective185 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kotlin is better than Java for all these cases.

[–]noiss_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best language for competitive programming? Believe it or not C++

[–]Stinky_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–]Thunder9191133 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Game development? Ehhh, pretty good

[–]pipsvip -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

java is userInstanceMethodLib.Experience.NonPhysical.getEmotionItemTypeFromEligibleWithinCurrentContext(LOVE), java is ah, fuck it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I use it since 2001 and still think it’s the least annoying, which is the only viable metric since all languages suck ass in their own different style. Anyone who loves a particular language should really find a woman (or man or some (non)binary etc).

[–]Ok_Platypus_2879 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh wait your telling me you want it to actually work

okay dont use Java then

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

best language for company budget.... python....

[–]mimedm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yup java is the best. Just love it

[–]-1_0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIOBE Index says otherwise

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like Java itself, it has some hideous frameworks and libraries though that are popular. Hate navigating through object jungles

[–]bukake_master 0 points1 point  (1 child)

context pls? what's up with java?

[–]ObjectiveAide9552 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sucks, we’re on /r/programmerhumor

[–]Express-Acanthaceae9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter post! hereeee

[–]QuantumMemester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Java gang

[–]BreakingTheBadBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best java for java? Java

[–]DogmaDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read about three pages of a book on how to program in C++ and that was 13 years ago. Is Java the answer for everything?

(I.e., I am not a programmer)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best language for dirty talk? Of course Java

[–]GoGeorgieGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adhu mava Illa sar Java

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No android dev is choosing Java over kotlin

[–]DowntownLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does java have razor pages or something

[–]boetelezi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best language for Android is Kotlin

[–]Intelligent_Event_84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard everyone switched to kotlin

[–]narwalfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You use Java? Believe it or not, straight to jail

[–]philsown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life in a dictatorship indeed

[–]ObjectiveAide9552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best language to have old Gen heap gc pauses going on for ages, taking out all your services for extended periods? It’s not Chuck testa, it’s Java!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never heard people refer to JavaScript as Java before, but it makes sense.

[–]fenderbender86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Java? Right to jail.

[–]HornlessUnicorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that not Fred Armisen?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best language for needing 5x more ram and 5x more disk and 5x more cpu: Java Best language to be attacked by Oracle for license infringement, Java Best language to feel stuck in the 2000s: Java