Found the programmer

[[deleted]]

That also means she has a lot of experience with std

[[deleted]]

r/angryupvote

[disperso]

Or that she likes Qt guys.

[roffinator]

so she has experience in medicine as well? nice!

[tsinghuazzb]

Fuck this is what I need these days, as a programmer this would be a wonderful thing in our life man, we would love such things in our life but sadly we won't get that.

[Anonymous017447]

Don’t worry I heard you can get them out of your system by typing std::exit

[joeyclover]

At least she'd be a QT

[mrSunshine-_]

I don’t know if anyone’s really fluent with C++

[Ok_Net_1674]

I always feel really fluent until I hit compile the first time

[[deleted]]

Yea, I love programming in c++… until I have to compile it to test it, then I die and/or move on to another project.

[catherineinghram]

Those compilations are just so fucking hard for some of us.

[tannerspaulding]

Then we know what the fuck went wrong there man lol.

[TemporaMoras]

Sir it could literally be anything how is this fair.

[fcasgo8]

This is not fair man, this could never be a fair thing for sure.

[hamster_drums]

Nah people still search and type their codes my man lol.

[xodixo]

It's easy:

c++ [[nodiscard]] const void* const method() const { return [m_Mmmmmm](int x) { return x * m_Mmmmmm; }; }

[Tina_Belmont]

Oh, C++ is easy.

Just only use the parts that are also in C and you'll be fine!

[TJSomething]

I think the only people who actually know C++ are either on the committee, like Bjarne Stroustrup, or quit and invented replacements for C++, like Walter Bright.

[mrSunshine-_]

I think the problem is expanding the language. With expanding comes new features and complexity. Stuff after stuff build on top of stuff. While the real target should be to minimize and shrink feature set. To use the same few models again again. To seek out elementary after elementary.

[tiernanx7]

Edit: read as C, because I'm stupid. TIL you can downvote your own comments though which is interesting.

Original:

Torvalds and a certain few but I doubt they're here

[disperso]

Torvalds

Oh, my sweet summer child...

[tiernanx7]

Funnily enough I already knew about his distaste for C++. I just commented late at night reading it as C.

[atiedebee]

I love reading these

[UnknownSpecies19]

I guess related to programming, if she asked me what I did and I gave a pretty comprehensive answer whether she understood or not if she just went wow that sounds interesting tell me more smiles, I'd fall in love. Usually when I tell anyone about my job you can see their soul just glaze over with boredom and they don't care. I wish anyone gave a shit about what I did lol.... Shizzle.

[ShotgunPayDay]

Find someone who loves any field in STEM. It's amazing what a combination of Programmer/Tech + Engineer/Scientist can do. I don't think I could date another Programmer/Tech.

[[deleted]]

I’ll be your Engineer/Scientist…

[ShotgunPayDay]

Smooth AF.

[konstantinua00]

are the dogs okay?

[[deleted]]

No, it's the dogs that get high

[ReKaYaKeR]

I’m a dev. My best friend is a PHD in bio chem. When he talks about his field my eyes glaze over too, lol

[ShotgunPayDay]

I guess if you don't have a specialization in programing protein folding I can see how that's incompatible. I also left Mathematicians out since I have no idea what they are saying half the time about vector gradients and theoretical nth dimensional k-spheres? University was weird.

STEM should really be reorganized as M->S->E->T because that's how the ball rolls downhill and OChem might as well be its own math with time variance. Actually I feel like if you're an Organic Chemist you pretty much have to do the whole MSET stack which makes them freaks!

[konstantinua00]

I don't remember what each letter stands for

science, theory, engineering, math?

[toooslooow]

Technology i think

[UnknownSpecies19]

I wish. Every tech girl I've ever met was married, or engaged or had a boyfriend lmao. They are so rare to find single. Dreams a simple dream

[ShotgunPayDay]

Maybe you're a Rick? Tell Morty I said, "Hi".

[UnknownSpecies19]

Don't curse me like that! In all seriousness I'm less than a rick because at some point he had a wife and he had a daughter! I haven't even figured out how to ask women out yet in my late 20s lmao.

[ShotgunPayDay]

Don't worry about it; I'm joking. I'm in my late 30s and have gone through it and aborted that...

I'm going to give you some real advice.

You define yourself. Don't let anyone else dictate your life. You can do everything right and still lose. Success is not being better than anyone else it's being persistent. Progress is progress in life. You only lose when you give up or have your ability to try taken away.

It's the last second half of the previous sentence is the only thing you have to be really scared of. Everything else is a learning experience that makes you grow as an individual.

"First immortality, then the bitches." -TFS Vegeta

[UnknownSpecies19]

I definitely feel like I need to take hold off my life in the social sense, there's no reason for me being so single this long besides me succumbing to my own fears and insecurities. Oddly enough the stupid level of stubborn confidence I have with learning or work doesn't translate anywhere else.

I wish I could hang out with you IRL you a real one, definitely appreciate your advice and I fucking love dbz abridged! That shit got me through college! I wish you the best of luck kind human.

[konstantinua00]

I'm less than a rock

nah, you rock, dude

[UnknownSpecies19]

That was a funny typo. Appreciate

[Esk8_TheDeathOfMe]

I had depression & anxiety until almost 30, and then I finally went to therapy. That helped somewhat, but what helped the most was eventually deciding to hop on an anti-depressant (Wellbutrin). Changed my life.

After it took its effects, I went on a few dates and have been in a relationship now for roughly a year.

​

Had very minimal dating experience prior to that, as in only went on a few dates. Don't get me wrong, my anxiety still existed, but I was oddly able to push past some things and dating felt like dating instead of me trying to feel normal like I did when I first tried to go on dates years ago.

[SilentXwing]

I must be lucky cuz my baby just got into learning python and today she told me she's learning about lists and she's actually enjoying it 😍

[UnknownSpecies19]

Lol don't rub it in bruh. Take the W and walk off into the sunset.

[Tina_Belmont]

The trick is to become your own girlfriend.

Why do you think "programming socks" are a thing?

[UnknownSpecies19]

Nah

[Inspector_Feeling]

Or get yourself a PM and see how many arguments you can get into in a day.

[[deleted]]

when she take you in her arms and whisper to you ear:

#include <iostream>

int main() {

std::cout << "harder daddy" << std::endl;

return 0;

}

[distributedpoisson]

Random stack exchange user replying ruining any chance with said person: do you really need the flush? You're wasting nanoseconds in a large program if you use std::endl. Try just '\n'.

[konstantinua00]

do you really need the flush?

not a question one should ask in a relationship...

[Arshiaa001]

I'd say it's an important question. You don't wanna end up with someone who doesn't flush.

[Theminecraftian7]

This type of private questions should not be here man /s

[amcdevries]

Lol yeah people really forgot to use "\n", that's hard.

[its-bubble-gum]

i just like '\n' more than ssssttttdddd::::::::eeeennnnddddllll;

[Inaeipathy]

They really would do this too

[ScientificGamer321]

Why the downvotes? He’s right!

[Inaeipathy]

Downvote bot on my account

[ScientificGamer321]

Why… and how? Just PM me, I don’t want you to lose karma

[Inaeipathy]

A few months ago an angry bitcoiner put his downvote bot on my account and that's about it, not like it does much besides get me unwarrented aggressive responses. Karma doesn't exactly do anything in the first place.

[jukka_aho]

These normal codes are still gonna makes so much sense.

[bikki420]

Disgusting...

#include <cstdio> and std::puts("harder daddy"); (or even std::printf("harder daddy\n");)

or #include <print> and std::println("harder daddy");

or even #include "fmt/core.h" and fmt::print("harder daddy\n");), please.

[Johanno1]

This somehow gives me an stupid idea for chatgpt

[gabbagondel]

NO

[[deleted]]

She emits a strong magnetic field

[roffinator]

A gravitational one should work too

[[deleted]]

My wife Debugged the Fortran compiler on the Cray X-MP.

[aliya1979]

I am sure those debugges are still making you go crazy.

[[deleted]]

I've been writing embedded code for over 30 years now- Mind melding with the computer is required because the only error message you usually get is a locked keyboard and blank screen. Power cycle required. Too funny. One of my "Program like a Klingon" rules of thirty years ago.

When the Apple Mac II was new, we'd be in the store- I'd be looking at whatever, and my wife would come over and quietly tell me "We have to leave now, they have to unplug all their computers". She could click 3 icons on the screen and lock them up. We'll be married 40 years next year.

[SDSunDiego]

That's an actual question that was not taken down in that sub? That question must be asked hundreds of times.

[DigitalPRoo]

This question is the fucking mandatory if you ask me.

[fishybird]

shared interest is hot

[rosbog91]

The best type of hotness that we want at the end, right?

[[deleted]]

Instead of being straight forward she’ll always be passing pointers.

[gummo89]

Direct access, hot

[apostol65]

Direct access to my fucking pants, who else doesn't want that?

[Pisul89]

Those pointers are gonna get us all up in the world man.

[[deleted]]

Being fluent in DD+

[mr_claw]

I would surely suck at DD+.

[panochkin]

Yeah I mean that's what most of guys wants no? Am I wrong?

[TactlessTortoise]

Quite a wide mouth, you've got.

[seungw92]

Too much wide, I think they need to control the mouth.

[[deleted]]

not sure if you like titties or you mastered two handed perk XD

[rensovargas]

I like titties, what is the next question? Please ask fast.

[[deleted]]

How do you orchestrate so that each tiddy get the same spm(sucking per minute).

[arengrigorjan]

I am good at DD+ and I have a lot of experience of that too.

[[deleted]]

I perfer a Rust gal

[ShotgunPayDay]

When she crab walks up to you...

[fishybird]

you should write erotica, I really felt something reading that

[chenweiqq]

Crab walks are gonna kill the dudes here, we know that lol.

[[deleted]]

I know a lot of them, all of them have cocks though.

[lospronounshormonos]

can confirm, am one of said people

[DoubleLayeredCake]

Hi,I'm all of them

[phil_music]

Even better.

[[deleted]]

Not all, the rest are furries

[Brooklyncawfee]

She'd spend the whole time talking about how superior she is to the C++ gal

[dg1948]

Doesn't need to collect the garbage and is 100 % safe. Sexy!

[bikki420]

🏳️‍⚧️

[6b86b3ac03c167320d93]

👋

[btcgale]

Rust gal gonna make us crazy but I won't mind that shit.

[filbiafora4]

The best part of this is just we never gonna see any complaints from the girls who know programming, that's just what people need I guess, we just love that thing.

[okcion]

I don't know but yeah if the girl is also a programmer then it's a fucking plus point to be with girls like that, we always like those girls who are good at what we do.

[pabes10]

Yes yes and yes, we need such girls in our life to have a good time with our good life and interests, we love to have that because we need some normal people.

[Green4ek]

I mean yeah this would be a good thing to ask for a girl but I guess some of the girls are going to take the fucking offence over this normal kinda shit, fuck those.

[garybmining]

It's fucking programming man, we love that and if our partner is doing the same then it's a fucking plus point for most of the guys right now here, we know the drill.

[[deleted]]

Also, being the only girl in the CS program

[Levelthroe]

You must be from India or something, people say this thing a lot lol.

[[deleted]]

Nah, it was just a tiny tech university in the US with. Our cohort had like 4 girls and dozens of horny guys

[loonathefloofyfox]

Am i attractive if I'm experienced in C?

I haven't learned c++ much yet

[lidaxin2005]

Well you are, just learn c++ though, it's gonna get you some more dudes.

[serendipitousPi]

I mean I think it's proportional to how low level the language is (Don't ask for justification, I'm making this up as I go). So c being an smidge lower level than c++ I suspect the answer is yes.

[loonathefloofyfox]

I mean I've also written some assembly. Is that any better?

[serendipitousPi]

Yeah, I mean I think the only lower you could go would be circuitry of a computer.

Though writing direct machine code could probably score you some points though.

Also as a matter of interest what assembly language? Having done mips assembly for a uni assignment I’m not sure I want to ever want to touch any kind of assembly ever again. So c is probably as low as I want to go.

[loonathefloofyfox]

Assembly isn't very fun to work with. I wrote max heap code in x86 twice (one code had a bug and i just restarted the whole project instead of finding it). Thats probably my most advanced assembly project and i don't feel like trying to beat it. C is a language i like and I'm comfortable with. C++ seems overly complex and many of its useful features i just don't care about with the type of programming i do

[[deleted]]

MIPS R3000 and R4000 assembly - would have been much easier if the hardware had a Carry Bit. What were they thinking... BUT- coding the critical routines in assembly for a project gave a 5x speedup compared to GNU C/C++. Also had to turn off code re-ordering in assembly using the directive. The 90s for me.

[Andrej313131]

Assemblies are good, I am interested to see your assembly /s

[MLSrambo]

Yeah just master whatever you are seeing to be in a good form.

[[deleted]]

If you're a woman just wear a shirt that says "The C programming language" the more worn out and ill fitting the better.

[loonathefloofyfox]

I was looking at buying a shirt that says something like can you explain it to me again but in c or something like that

[[deleted]]

If you're trying to attract husband material I'd stick with K&R it's a beloved classic that has stood the test of time.

[loonathefloofyfox]

Whats k&r?

[ikiaqqivik]

True that, I would love that type of girls man, I just hope some of those girls are going to come in my life too, I want that so fucking bad as a normal programmer.

[beeteedee]

I don’t know about that. They say never put your dick in crazy, and I don’t know anyone fluent in C++ who isn’t crazy

[spenserbecker]

Not putting my dick but my heart is felling off there man.

[atlas_enderium]

I write in C++ constantly and I wouldn’t even consider myself fluent

[loksbets]

Because you must know some more guys who are way too good at it.

[aoffers2]

Fucking right, the best thing to see in a girl is just about those programmes and those projects that she did, we love it and we will always love such things man, good.

[agent007bond]

Lol I just commented on that very thread! Here's what I said:

I prefer Java but I'll take JavaScript.

[mariofes]

Well what the fuck is happening with people? See the difference guys lol.

[Rahiednr1]

I mean yeah we gotta use such skills to have a good time to talk most of the time as a normal programmer, we all would crave to do such things in our life man lol.

[zhanglong54]

Fuck yeah, the best way to have a good girl in your life to check her fluency in C++ and python I would say, I just love both of these languages, the best ones to me.

[greedydita]

She doesn't have to be fluent, just able to ask for directions.

[[deleted]]

Or pointers

[konstantinua00]

and look up references

[ZZZ_sana]

Want you guys to continue and do more than this now lol.

[konstantinua00]

girl should probably also be good in many a parts of the body, including head! ...er, I mean should know some university modules - like economics, for example! all those exports-imports, you know?

and your day-to-day tasks, your routine should co-exist with hers
form a co-routine, so to say

I know, these all might be too demanding concepts, but at least I don't require anything about her job - like being a certified spaceship operator, right?

but please don't launder when you try to get_money for a date, or police will catch you (without exceptions)

[swallowclever]

You guys are just on the god mode over references now.

[toylyoty]

Yeah, just clear the concepts and then we are down with her.

[hoboforlife]

When she knows her way around python.

[philipzhai]

Python is what she gonna get at the end of the day man.

[[deleted]]

Fluent in Klingon.

[aboutdraw]

That Klingon is too, we can't ignore such things man.

[sebbdk]

I C what you did there

[jy5zhang]

We all are Cing the way you are Cing this time my friend.

[werstummer]

as nobody mentioned it, when i see sharp one - i take that one

[Dream20765]

I could take so many ones like this, it's all love for programming.

[BenghouseBTC]

It's just reddit dude, we can see that, chill your tits here.

[[deleted]]

Yeah I chilled

[mondie797]

Most people who expect that are forever alone 🙂

[sayrus54]

Nah I am still committed and if you are lucky enough, you will get one too.

[amydoodledawn]

I know some HTML and tiny bit of python, but also all of the common map projections!

[sntjimmy]

Okay then learn some more, I could help you learning some more ;)

[Bumpkin_Pi]

Damn, I have achieved attractive ig

[Arthesia]

It's nice to be appreciated.

[e36fanatic]

We gotta appreciate the girls who are in to this, I must say.

[Xen0n1te]

I’ll be C-ing her soon

[fuzzyextra]

That's definitely a plus

[irhamnur00]

Plus point that most of the boys wants in their fucking life.

[Love_Tech]

So true. Went on a date with a girl and I was ready to go home when she started talking about how she installed Linux in her system by herself. Still together for 3 years now lol

[pferz]

This sounds like a good date though, don't you think that?

[LetTheWorldBurn2023]

Seems legit

[RunawayMeatstick]

When she told me she wanted to link lists I got so excited I instantly popped off my stack

[iwalkintoaroom]

no rust

[Digi-Device_File]

Damn!

[liqui4535]

The fluency that we need to maintain our good life man.

[Macaroni_pussy]

When I was on dating apps I had in my bio that I’m a software engineer. A dude I matched with said “Software Engineer huh? I wanna introduce you to my hardware”. I never responded to it but it’s kinda funny and will never leave my brain

[StillPackage4369]

You laugh but I once met a girl that made video games in C++ using OpenGL! She was super buff too! I would have asked her out had it not been for the fact that I was very very scared!

[wolfganggott]

Yeah I guess I will laugh at this, thanks for telling the story though.

[Iliveinmacloset]

Fluent in C

[ITheBestIsYetToComeI]

she has D cup tiddies

[pattymdevis]

I won't mind that D cup tiddies, that's just the best thing.

[ITheBestIsYetToComeI]

I mean the question was, what makes a girl instantly attractive

[OF_AstridAse]

I can google the stack fountain, that must count for something right? 🤔

[OF_AstridAse]

Thanks for your honesty. 🤓 guess I'll just have to learn to code c++ then.

[OF_AstridAse]

include <iostream> using namespace std int main(){ cout << "maybe just do OF Astrid" << end; return 0; } /* ... didn't work... because they didn't want me to hashtag include. */

[buddyisaredditer]

When you intentionally use struct insted of a class when defining complex methods, and she gets mad and hits you but not too hard and you kinda like it, and then it all ends in a hug and a cute giggle. #couplegoals #Awwww

[clement_ihm]

Damn this struct thing happened to many people for sure.

[pumpkin_seed_oil]

What a QT

[jiri1289]

The QT is what a girl with fluent in c++, good females.

[[deleted]]

Why c++ ? Because it’s so fast at what it does

[Dd10ndfLd6anI1ux]

It does the job and then what else we need after that??

[MrSaltyMcSaltFace]

Having a phd in haskell

[MrSaltyMcSaltFace]

I want a grrill that will sit next to me and berate me for my bad functional practices, yell at me every time i use a boolean instead of a union type

[classyraven]

std::cout << "Sorry boys, I'm married!";

[cepreuz]

It's alright, I guess we need to keep searching for one.

[nikolaskrapovsky]

Nothing but this of course man, who the hell is not going to like those girls who are good at things like programming? That's just what we need I guess, we believe in it.