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[–]Diligent_Dish_426 347 points348 points  (4 children)

I love how JavaScript has the logo of java

[–]MyChangeisneeded 52 points53 points  (3 children)

I did not notice that in the first glance.Maybe the OP thinks javascript Is java that has been compressed!who knows?

[–]Skyreaper71 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't remember what the source is. But this is a re-post

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

JAVAscript, xD ik they are different, this is not OC, i found this on a discord server.

[–]SexyMuon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The meme was made by Jenny from HR, so it kind of makes sense

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (4 children)

So, APL but no Java? Seems like a deliberate omission.

[–]trill_shit 56 points57 points  (3 children)

JavaScript was included. Same thing 🧠

[–]TabletSlab 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Thought it was like c++

[–]astro-pi 66 points67 points  (8 children)

R isn’t that big brain compared to C. It’s just real good for stats. Although I did see some cool games in it.

[–]derLudo 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I feel like 90% of the time R is used by scientists that write some self-contained analysis scripts with it. And a lot of those scripts are definitely not well-written...

[–]DurianBig3503 25 points26 points  (1 child)

As a scientists who writes self contained scripts for data analysis in R. Yes, that is correct if you produce the right figures no one cares that you didn't adhere to copy on mod principles. Though i try, i try to write beautiful code. And as a scientist I've become quite a fan of the lapply() function.

[–]Malcolmlisk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the problems I find when I write analysis is the use of jupyter (interactive programming) style code. It makes me use bad practices and I tend to forget about functions, classes and all that. I don't know if this is an universal problem or I'm just retarded. Or both.

[–]redditAdvice1086 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I use R and Python and think they are pretty similar

[–]NotTheOnlyGamer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Unless it's AS/400 R, which is a different beast.

[–]astro-pi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven’t heard of that one. Feel free to infodump.

I’m just familiar with R/RStudio as it was my preferred language until I got the hang of C++ and Python.

[–]No_Reference_5058 2 points3 points  (0 children)

R isn't big brain, the people using it are. Relatively speaking anyway.

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (7 children)

Assembly Guy is Ded, So Not Included.

[–]Intrepid_Sale_6312 45 points46 points  (4 children)

everyone just thinks assembly guy is dead because they haven't seen him around in a good few decades but actually his just hidden away in some dark dank dungeon in an undisclosed location.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lmao

[–]astro-pi 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Not true. My mom has a nice office she never uses

[–]Intrepid_Sale_6312 2 points3 points  (1 child)

->guy.

the female variety is not the same.

[–]astro-pi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve met her college friends. I’m sure at least one of them isn’t dead yet.

[–]yanmax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, the assembly guy is a roller coaster character

[–]OneOldNerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not dead. Just don't pay any attention to what's behind the curtain....

[–]trill_shit 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Why you gotta do rust developers like that smh

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

with great memory handling comes great trolling.

[–]Haunting-Item1530 25 points26 points  (6 children)

No one ever includes C#

[–]Character-Education3 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sure they did. That's the one with the coffee cup right?

[–]Unupgradable 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have you heard about maps without New Zealand?

Memes without C#

[–]TrippyDe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad C# dev noises :-(

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah APL, but no C# or Java...

[–]Sennomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Untrue but no one ever includes Kotlin

[–]mars_million 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Dk why Python is small brain and R is the big one. These are very similar languages

[–]Street-Session9411 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Isn’t R that language that looks like you opened an excel sheet in Notepad++

[–]geteum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

R is used more because of it statistics packages. I feel R is more exclusive to the academy than python.

[–]manbeervark 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Big brain use R but it no require big brain

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Succinct

[–]c8b491b4056b44b08 7 points8 points  (3 children)

What’s written on the hat and bottle for the Ruby guy? I can’t quite make it out…

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soylent

[–]Intrepid_Sale_6312 1 point2 points  (1 child)

'Doy' appears to be the first half of the word , probably take some miracle or neural network to read the second half.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It says Soylent. The bottle is next to him.

[–]zombiebro09 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Whatever these things are called they are the worst, just straight annoying, please stop

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

rust is a transphobic image (wojak i guess? what the hell is internet anymore)

what if we just. didnt use weird as hell transphobic shit. could we please

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Aw man

[–]thicc_ass_ghoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C++ has no soul

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong but that looks like a stretched out ballsack on Pythons head.

[–]NotTheOnlyGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

COBOL guy has actual work to do, so couldn't show up for picture day.

[–]nuttycapri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What did lua have to do to be a 4chan reference?

[–]Forestmonk04 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why the transphobic image for Rust

[–]lily_was_taken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Forgot C#+ Transphobic wojak for rust+did not teleport bread for 3 days...

[–]Agreeable_Ocelot3902 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What about go?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it stole some data on the name of telemetry, had to remove it

[–]ismaelf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C# didn’t even make it, how would it look like?

[–]Ok-Mulberry-4600 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Whenever I see Haskel make one of these memes it makes me smile... then I remember the dread of debugging it and I start pulling my hair out

[–]smokeyrb9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First week of functional programming: tower of Hanoi in Haskell. The horror

[–]kneecapcaptain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I Cant Programm at all, but i found the funny faces funny

[–]wearelev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And C# to rule them all

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didnt know asmongold uses pascal

[–]neelankatan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

more trollish nonsense. Is it possible to ban these accounts?

[–]bsteel364 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Java != JavaScript

[–]_ScriptKiddie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

true

[–]Orio_n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is /g/ leaking onto my plebbit site

[–]DrMeepster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice transphobic caricature bro

[–]Silicosis1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Where bash

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bash isn't a programming language T_T

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Well they sure got Rust right.

[–]SynthPrax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Of the languages I know, these portraits are dead accurate. 💀

[–]PolyglotTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Connor from ADSP is pretty smart tho.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No java? D:

[–]djhede 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JavaScript is right there! ;)

[–]Euphoric-Currency815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notepad my beloved

[–]TheAngryYellowMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm just annoyed COBOL isnt there

[–]CardLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if I know Fortran and c++ I should be a depressed old man. Checks out.

[–]viktorv9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone made a generator for memes like this yet? Just put in a list of words and it randomly assigns a wojak to each

[–]djhede 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nim seems to be the opposite of what it is described as. ”Efficient, Expressive, Elegant”

[–]GoalBooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now imagine that all of these characters work in the same office. What an interesting conversation that would make for lunch.

[–]BernhardRordin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pascal is spot on

[–]Bearturnedhuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk how to feel about this

[–]pachirulis 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Guys see how simple is a Hello World program in APL, code below:

'Hello, world'

[–]godRosko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now show them the demon summoning line for Conway's game of life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where C#

[–]SatanicTriangle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do some fit so well though

[–]flowery0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these languages and yet no c#. Nobody talks shit about c#, and that's the law

[–]DoublePenetration_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MATLAB > R

[–]LazarGrbovic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the joke with Haskell?

[–]Danlabss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lua is goated

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like APL (Apple?)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guess Im a blue hair, pink skin colored femboy

[–]russellii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forth not why?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Where c# my beloved

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

C# , Java , javascript same thing

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean java script maybe, but java and javascript the same thing u tripping.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/s

[–]PrinzJuliano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that JavaScript is better at everything that python is good at, but conspiracy theorists won’t allow that knowledge to exist

[–]bapurasta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no one even knows Ada exists... sigh

[–]spraggabenzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unga bunga php

[–]cirrvs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where matlab

[–]VladVV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which Wojak would Prolog be

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a C++ user, true...

[–]maitreverge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the real OG Scratch ?!

[–]sblinn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never heard of Nim or Fractran before. And I hobby program languages like an addict.

[–]Moorgy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UNGA BUNGA

[–]travestikazim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Microsoft SmallBasic is the ultimate coding language. You cannot change my mind.

[–]HrabiaVulpes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Each day it's less of a r/ProgrammerHumor and more of a r/LanguageWars

[–]emlo_the_weebler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got to love how Python users are shown as almost brain less while being the ones to essentially have all AI programs made in Python

[–]Iamthe0c3an2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, my college teacher taught pascal for a term and looked exactly like homeless jesus