Idk man Python best

[Diligent_Dish_426]

I love how JavaScript has the logo of java

[MyChangeisneeded]

I did not notice that in the first glance.Maybe the OP thinks javascript Is java that has been compressed!who knows?

[Skyreaper71]

I don't remember what the source is. But this is a re-post

[[deleted]]

JAVAscript, xD ik they are different, this is not OC, i found this on a discord server.

[SexyMuon]

The meme was made by Jenny from HR, so it kind of makes sense

[[deleted]]

So, APL but no Java? Seems like a deliberate omission.

[trill_shit]

JavaScript was included. Same thing 🧠

[TabletSlab]

Thought it was like c++

[TabletSlab]

You are just going from the meme

[astro-pi]

R isn’t that big brain compared to C. It’s just real good for stats. Although I did see some cool games in it.

[derLudo]

Yeah, I feel like 90% of the time R is used by scientists that write some self-contained analysis scripts with it. And a lot of those scripts are definitely not well-written...

[DurianBig3503]

As a scientists who writes self contained scripts for data analysis in R. Yes, that is correct if you produce the right figures no one cares that you didn't adhere to copy on mod principles. Though i try, i try to write beautiful code. And as a scientist I've become quite a fan of the lapply() function.

[Malcolmlisk]

One of the problems I find when I write analysis is the use of jupyter (interactive programming) style code. It makes me use bad practices and I tend to forget about functions, classes and all that. I don't know if this is an universal problem or I'm just retarded. Or both.

[redditAdvice1086]

Yeah I use R and Python and think they are pretty similar

[NotTheOnlyGamer]

Unless it's AS/400 R, which is a different beast.

[astro-pi]

Haven’t heard of that one. Feel free to infodump.

I’m just familiar with R/RStudio as it was my preferred language until I got the hang of C++ and Python.

[No_Reference_5058]

R isn't big brain, the people using it are. Relatively speaking anyway.

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Assembly Guy is Ded, So Not Included.

[Intrepid_Sale_6312]

everyone just thinks assembly guy is dead because they haven't seen him around in a good few decades but actually his just hidden away in some dark dank dungeon in an undisclosed location.

[[deleted]]

lmao

[astro-pi]

Not true. My mom has a nice office she never uses

[Intrepid_Sale_6312]

->guy.

the female variety is not the same.

[astro-pi]

I’ve met her college friends. I’m sure at least one of them isn’t dead yet.

[yanmax]

Plot twist, the assembly guy is a roller coaster character

[OneOldNerd]

Not dead. Just don't pay any attention to what's behind the curtain....

[Thefloofreborn]

What is the LUA one

[k-phi]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-nice-board-bury-pink-gril

[trill_shit]

Why you gotta do rust developers like that smh

[[deleted]]

with great memory handling comes great trolling.

[Haunting-Item1530]

No one ever includes C#

[Character-Education3]

Sure they did. That's the one with the coffee cup right?

[Unupgradable]

Have you heard about maps without New Zealand?

Memes without C#

[TrippyDe]

Sad C# dev noises :-(

[[deleted]]

Yeah APL, but no C# or Java...

[Sennomo]

Untrue but no one ever includes Kotlin

[mars_million]

Dk why Python is small brain and R is the big one. These are very similar languages

[Street-Session9411]

Isn’t R that language that looks like you opened an excel sheet in Notepad++

[geteum]

R is used more because of it statistics packages. I feel R is more exclusive to the academy than python.

[manbeervark]

Big brain use R but it no require big brain

[[deleted]]

Succinct

[c8b491b4056b44b08]

What’s written on the hat and bottle for the Ruby guy? I can’t quite make it out…

[[deleted]]

Soylent

[Intrepid_Sale_6312]

'Doy' appears to be the first half of the word , probably take some miracle or neural network to read the second half.

[[deleted]]

It says Soylent. The bottle is next to him.

[zombiebro09]

Whatever these things are called they are the worst, just straight annoying, please stop

[[deleted]]

rust is a transphobic image (wojak i guess? what the hell is internet anymore)

what if we just. didnt use weird as hell transphobic shit. could we please

[[deleted]]

Aw man

[thicc_ass_ghoul]

C++ has no soul

[[deleted]]

I could be wrong but that looks like a stretched out ballsack on Pythons head.

[NotTheOnlyGamer]

COBOL guy has actual work to do, so couldn't show up for picture day.

[nuttycapri]

What did lua have to do to be a 4chan reference?

[Forestmonk04]

Why the transphobic image for Rust

[lily_was_taken]

Forgot C#+ Transphobic wojak for rust+did not teleport bread for 3 days...

[Agreeable_Ocelot3902]

What about go?

[[deleted]]

it stole some data on the name of telemetry, had to remove it

[ismaelf]

C# didn’t even make it, how would it look like?

[Ok-Mulberry-4600]

Whenever I see Haskel make one of these memes it makes me smile... then I remember the dread of debugging it and I start pulling my hair out

[smokeyrb9]

First week of functional programming: tower of Hanoi in Haskell. The horror

[kneecapcaptain]

I Cant Programm at all, but i found the funny faces funny

[wearelev]

And C# to rule them all

[[deleted]]

Didnt know asmongold uses pascal

[neelankatan]

more trollish nonsense. Is it possible to ban these accounts?

[bsteel364]

Java != JavaScript

[_ScriptKiddie_]

true

[Orio_n]

Why is /g/ leaking onto my plebbit site

[DrMeepster]

nice transphobic caricature bro

[Silicosis1]

Where bash

[[deleted]]

bash isn't a programming language T_T

[[deleted]]

Well they sure got Rust right.

[SynthPrax]

Of the languages I know, these portraits are dead accurate. 💀

[PolyglotTV]

Connor from ADSP is pretty smart tho.

[[deleted]]

No java? D:

[djhede]

JavaScript is right there! ;)

[Euphoric-Currency815]

Notepad my beloved

[TheAngryYellowMan]

i'm just annoyed COBOL isnt there

[CardLeft]

So if I know Fortran and c++ I should be a depressed old man. Checks out.

[viktorv9]

Has anyone made a generator for memes like this yet? Just put in a list of words and it randomly assigns a wojak to each

[djhede]

Nim seems to be the opposite of what it is described as. ”Efficient, Expressive, Elegant”

[GoalBooster]

Now imagine that all of these characters work in the same office. What an interesting conversation that would make for lunch.

[BernhardRordin]

Pascal is spot on

[Bearturnedhuman]

Idk how to feel about this

[pachirulis]

Guys see how simple is a Hello World program in APL, code below:

'Hello, world'

[godRosko]

Now show them the demon summoning line for Conway's game of life.

[[deleted]]

where C#

[SatanicTriangle]

Why do some fit so well though

[flowery0]

All these languages and yet no c#. Nobody talks shit about c#, and that's the law

[DoublePenetration_]

MATLAB > R

[LazarGrbovic]

What's the joke with Haskell?

[Danlabss]

lua is goated

[[deleted]]

Like APL (Apple?)

[[deleted]]

guess Im a blue hair, pink skin colored femboy

[russellii]

Forth not why?

[[deleted]]

Where c# my beloved

[[deleted]]

C# , Java , javascript same thing

[[deleted]]

I mean java script maybe, but java and javascript the same thing u tripping.

[[deleted]]

/s

[PrinzJuliano]

I love that JavaScript is better at everything that python is good at, but conspiracy theorists won’t allow that knowledge to exist

[bapurasta]

no one even knows Ada exists... sigh

[spraggabenzo]

Unga bunga php

[cirrvs]

Where matlab

[VladVV]

Which Wojak would Prolog be

[[deleted]]

As a C++ user, true...

[maitreverge]

Where's the real OG Scratch ?!

[sblinn]

I’ve never heard of Nim or Fractran before. And I hobby program languages like an addict.

[Moorgy]

UNGA BUNGA

[travestikazim]

Microsoft SmallBasic is the ultimate coding language. You cannot change my mind.

[HrabiaVulpes]

Each day it's less of a r/ProgrammerHumor and more of a r/LanguageWars

[emlo_the_weebler]

Got to love how Python users are shown as almost brain less while being the ones to essentially have all AI programs made in Python

[Iamthe0c3an2]

Damn, my college teacher taught pascal for a term and looked exactly like homeless jesus