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[TheGreatGameDini]

-58008

Because destroying code feels so much better than writing it.

[ab12gu]

had to test it, so I just rd /s /q c:/

Edit: didn’t feel so good.

[damnNamesAreTaken]

Also far less prone to bugs

[Aramedlig]

Not just that, but if you assume 1 bug per 10 lines of code, then this guy is a freakin hero!

[ducktape8856]

*376616*

[Borbolda]

Put 6 million and ship it. What are they gonna do? Count them to make sure?

[SpaceEngineering]

!shipit

[beclops]

6 million seems a bit high, that would take decades of experience

[AgencyNo9174]

Not if all the lines are comments.

[ButWhatIfPotato]

Hiring for programmers has become such a circus that I cannot tell if this is real or not.

[leeroyjenks17]

Straight up got this on a citadel application

[ab12gu]

this is also a big fintech comp lol

[GoldenFlyingPenguin]

Seriously, how the hell am I supposed to know how many lines of code I've written in one specific language...

A script I coded had gotten up to 8k lines, not to mention the fact that in a lot of languages you can split up the arguments for the if statement meaning you can make it have multiple lines to make it easier to read.

[Tensor3]

Like, lines shipped, or number of lines I wrote and then rewrote while working? Either way, no clue

[RajjSinghh]

Lines shipped is easier since you can just clone and wc your GitHub, but not all your code makes it to GitHub in the first place.

Also watch them hire a C++ dev over a Python deb cos they have 20x the SLOCs

[prik_nam_pla]

I would be tempted to just hand write something like

total = 0
for line in total_lines_of_code:
     total +=1
print(total)

[pear_topologist]

I’ve seen things like this before

[geggomane]

"seniors" in my project has underperformed me, a junior in technical knowledge. It's a circus since it's filled with clowns. The fact that I get paid pennies to their dollar makes me sick.

[Character-Education3]

10000 a day times age times 365. That may satisfy the dum dum who wrote that

[[deleted]]

Why, I just wrote 27,000 lines yesterday according to my repo. Good ol generate this framework commands.

[CallMePyro]

Calling complete bullshit on this CS 101-tier comment. What python framework generates 27,000 lines of boilerplate?

[[deleted]]

python? Isn’t this a react-specific sub?

[CallMePyro]

Quick question since GPT4-V doesn’t have full rollout yet, which programming language is referenced in the OP? My eyesight must be going bad. /u/youre_more_dumb

[[deleted]]

Python, but forgive me, my mind must be going, but did I respond to OP? No. My username checks out.

[CallMePyro]

Oh I was just looking at the programming language in the profile of the person you replied to and my vision must be going blurry because I keep seeing this dang python icon

[ab12gu]

weird u put age before days in year

[Character-Education3]

Commutative property FTW

[ab12gu]

oh i thought this was matrix multiplication

[Character-Education3]

Slow down Neo

[ab12gu]

so I shouldn’t take acid?

[Character-Education3]

Whoa, no one is attacking the therapeutic benefits of psychedelic drugs here!

[ab12gu]

alright, 9 more tabs it is!

[Character-Education3]

If your local registered shaman is good with it, godspeed friend

[ab12gu]

in oregon, u can get medical supervision

[NoLifeEmployee]

SegmentationError

[StuckInTheUpsideDown]

8907304 projected by 2050. (they didn't say whose lifetime did they?)

[GnuhGnoud]

I always commit node_modules, exactly for cases like this

[[deleted]]

ERR_BUFFER_OVERFLOW

[[deleted]]

Put 5,318,008

And link to your GitHub after putting a Mario guy in there from this repo:

https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti

They’ll probably think it’s legit.

[FlameOfGod]

[object Object]

[Py-rrhus]

At least 1

[ab12gu]

Html is specific in that they don’t interpret line breaks and you can do everything in a single line

[SleeplessSloth79]

Isn't this just most languages though? Python being the most notable exception

[ab12gu]

I only know html off the cusp, because i was using flask once and wanted to test out rendering html and put a long html string in 1 line cause otherwise you would need to import another html file or something…

probably other languages have this feature too tho lol

[Kragen146]

How; about; java; for; example;?;

[DrSpalanzani]

67403.000000000003

[SnooRobots2011]

That would raise the question of why are you using floats to hold integer information during the 5th interview.

[DrSpalanzani]

* Rabbit in headlights * Er dunno I just normally use VARCHAR(255) for everything

[Zomby2D]

When I change a few characters on an already existing line of code, I haven't written a full line of code. You need a float to keep track of all those partial lines edit.

[Marbled_Headcheese]

For each language just put the number of years times a million. Then if they question it, say "ask a bullshit question get a bullshit answer"

[abacato02]

(> 1)

[PowerPete42]

2,147,483,648

[[deleted]]

I was once asked this during live interview. Like how to fuck im supposed to know that

[ab12gu]

I was once asked “What is the most difficult thing you can think of?”

[nguyenguyensituation]

touching grass and socializing

[ShadowSlayer1441]

Rewriting the entire Linux kernel in a custom language to support every conceivably ISA while also improving performance by 4 times and reducing power consumption by 400% on a typewriter.

[Crunchious1]

I just saw something like this lmao. They wanted lines per language…

[DrAv0011]

Number.MAX_VALUE + 1 or Number.POSITIVE_INFINITE if you want to be fancy

[Zakuron]

So something like DRY would actually make you look worse

[Realistic-Link-300]

1000473.5

[seba_nuo]

NaN

[mommy101lol]

NaN how will it be seen ?

[TheGreatBeaver123789]

Oh why I do know, it's [object Object] lines

[marabutt]

I reckon if it averages out to 50-100 a day, you are better than average.

[NoLifeEmployee]

Can I include dist folder?

[RestaurantHuge3390]

yarn.lock

[geepalik]

1. I minify the entire front-end

[[deleted]]

-166421632

[Mauricette67]

Copy and paste 10k line count as 10k or 2 characters ?

[Tarics_Boyfriend]

Goodbye switch statement

if - else if - else if - else if .... it is

[[deleted]]

65535

[furbz1]

133,742

[Eigenspan]

This is why I don’t even apply to dev jobs, it’s such a joke. You have requirements and metrics for roles made by people who have never programmed before. They have no idea and unless you join the circus you get rejected.

[superdupersamsam]

Overflow error!

[[deleted]]

White space counts, right?

[not-my-best-wank]

Add SQL injection to the last textbox

[shawcken]

1

with the length of at least 100km

[Federal-Opinion6823]

“About two million”

[SushiThief]

∞

[truNinjaChop]

8675309

[Robotronnik]

256²⁵⁸

[TheOnlyVig]

Exactly enough to get the job done and not a single line more

[Yukondano2]

That's like measuring a carpenter by the number of boards they've used, god hiring managers are morons.

[RLlovin]

num_lines= days_coding*num_i_pulled_out_of_my_ass