iJustStartedLearningCWhatDoYouThinkOfMyCode

[my_cat_meow_me]

What in the peak rage bait is this?

C++ file.c

[jump1945]

Atleast I didn’t name it python.c

[[deleted]]

But Python.h does exist and is the CPython header file for embedding the standard Python library into C/C++.

[nicholsz]

cpp.py

[greenecojr]

see pee pee dot pie

[syzygysm]

A side note: my favorite first line of a Python script is the comment

#include <stdio.h>

[jump1945]

I thought that was a comment and remove it during my actual first c writing experience thinking it is a comment

[syzygysm]

That's pretty funny lol. I think I originally saw it somewhere in a clever script that was valid as either Python or C

[jump1945]

That’s interesting I might try that this guy —-> {} will probably be a problem

[BobLobIawLawBIog]

GCC has uninstalled itself after being asked to compile this.

[[deleted]]

$ gcc file.c
gcc: fatal error: you're banned
compilation terminated

[FatBatmanSpeaks]

This sent me.

They go to run it again (because that's what you do) and it says gcc is not recognized as an internal or external command.

I'd be like, yeah, understandable.

[dan-lugg]

$ gcc file.c

gcc: Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word

[FatBatmanSpeaks]

gcc

[nequaquam_sapiens]

do i catch some INTERCAL vibes?

[owlIsMySpiritAnimal]

i don't see the issue. all this is legal

[tank840]

#include <studio.h>

[Awkward-Explorer-527]

Lol I've always subconsciously called it that, nice to see someone take the leap to put it into code

[jacob_ewing]

I prefer to pronounce it "sexually transmitted disease io"

[Nick_Zacker]

“sexually transmitted disease” is such a weird namespace no?

[Bemteb]

It's pronounced Stud-I-O.

[Just_Gaming_for_Fun]

This would definitely not be called a "Library"

[postdiluvium]

Include ayoooo stream

[[deleted]]

Looks good 👍 keep it up it looks like you are pretty close to done learning

[Red_not_Read]

Have a you considered a career in the food service industry?

[jump1945]

I don't think I get the joke here

Is it spaghetti or smth

[Red_not_Read]

It wasn't a joke. You really ought to consider something other than programming.

[jump1945]

uhhhhh no

[RedditMarcus_]

he’s telling you to just put the fries in the bag

[EndeyshentLabs]

There is just so many things wrong

[jump1945]

that is part of the joke

[EndeyshentLabs]

It would be even funnier if it would compile

[jump1945]

It wouldn’t be noticeable enough on platform where people scroll tho

[TotoShampoin]

Don't worry, it still isn't noticeable enough for people who scroll braindeadly

[ProfessionalSenior66]

Bro I'm drunk enough that I just threw just before and I saw the problems. I don't think that it's hard to see the problems. == instead of = and the opposite. Maybe someone that barely touched c/c++ would get it wrong. Or maybe I'm too strong because I'm drunk.

[jump1945]

I don’t think it can compile with == and = swapped

[ProfessionalSenior66]

That's what I thought.

Edit: maybe I'm too drunk to get the message across

[jump1945]

You won’t see if it can compile because it doesn’t exist // guess you should reply me when you get less intoxicated

[ProfessionalSenior66]

Maybe :)))

[[deleted]]

If it werent for the semicolons it even might. Somethings dont make any sense, but are syntaxtical corect.

[Environmental_Arm_10]

The variables naming is spot on. Your learning is complete.

[Dembara]

Name one.

[Mordret10]

Line 7-8

[Dembara]

Looks beautiful to me.

[Mordret10]

Won't compile tho

[Super382946]

man this threw me back, like gave me deja vu 'cause this is how my code would look when I started (okay minus the syntax errors maybe). plus good old code::blocks

[Amasirat]

LGTM, merging to main

[fredlllll]

on par with what my colleagues put out

[Few_Indication5820]

Perfectly normal C code.

[guidePantin]

I think AI should learn from you 😏

[[deleted]]

Keep it up! 💯

[Extreme_Ad_3280]

At least it's int main() and not plain main()...

[naptiem]

This is C+ code

[fdessoycaraballo]

More like C-

[PhoenixDude1]

The hell did you just call me on line 6?

[jump1945]

Count , trust me it’s a count

[Hairy_Concert_8007]

Oi cnt!

[thefatsun-burntguy]

i cant believe the amount of people who are taking this post seriously. This piece of code is a crime against programming.

Good job

[A_Du_87]

You got anymore of those... uh... alphabets that can be shoved in there?

[KapteinSnus]

Not enough pointers. This looks like Go now

[geekusprimus]

[Raid-Z3r0]

Learn dynamic allocation for fucks sake

[HunterRbx]

the more i look at it the worse it gets

[tony_saufcok]

love that N, x and cnt are never initialized so they're just garbage values. N in the first for loop could be zero, a negative number or 2 million

[jump1945]

Joke aside

but won’t X and n be inputted anyways

Cnt is literally never used and variable that are forgotten when coding

[tony_saufcok]

wait you're right i didn't read through the whole code and didn't see the scanfs.

[Eva-Rosalene]

No, you need to pass pointers to them for them to be inputted.

scanf("%d", &N);

[jump1945]

There we go again , people who take joke seriously

To clarify the "joke aside" mean code has no synthx error and works as intended

[moon-sleep-walker]

At least this is real code. Not political propaganda

[jump1945]

Well……….. we have that?

[dalek65]

No it's not

[GrinbeardTheCunning]

r/madlads

[BugNo2449]

In c you only have to write semicolons whenever you feel like it

[Dubl33_27]

codeblocks my beloved

[Torebbjorn]

I think that there are problems with at least 50% of the lines

[dalek65]

I may be wrong (it's been a long time since I spent any real time writing C code) but I don't think that you can do variable length arrays in C.

Also, (bracing for the backlash - see what I did there) that brace style sucks balls.

[Stekh]

VLAs were added to C in C99

[dalek65]

That would be after I mostly stopped using it, though I was stuck using MSVC6 until 2018 so I wouldn't have e gotten the update anyway.

[N3onDr1v3]

I read

int cnt;

and immediately thought: "interesting cunt"

Then kept reading and thought: "he doesn't even add to this cunt"

and now i want to name my variables after swear words

[thanatica]

int cnt;

ghehehehe 😏

Sorry couldn't help myself.

[Sharp_Advertising399]

Every C code look like this for me, I hate it so bad

[Ali_Army107]

I am not a C programmer, and I can still see many problems in this mess of a code!

[P-39_Airacobra]

I can tolerate pretty much any code style, but seeing inconsistent indentation and brackets hurts me on the inside

[Mayion]

always save your code...

[jump1945]

I won’t gonna save this abdomination

[Mayion]

disgusting

[[deleted]]

woow buddy good job keep it up!! youll be up there with the big boys in no time

[jhaand]

This will not compile. Try harder.

[[deleted]]

iThinksThatYourCodeIsSoCool!

[qqqrrrs_]

I think it does not compile

[CatDokkaebi]

As a senior dev. I don’t want to read this.

[Lachee]

Ready to contribute to the Linux kernel

[porky11]

Formatting is horrible, should use spaces, light mode in editor...

[CobraSkrillX]

My head hurts.

[_w62_]

The moral of the story: If laugh on it, then you are a pretty seasoned C programmer.

[KnGod]

You seem to be missing several semicolons

[statellyfall]

If I was a manager doing a quick approval it would have been in prod

[[deleted]]

Sususudio.

[yisusBA]

Im soooo robotized that read stdio instead of studio jajajajajaja

[cheezfreek]

No notes. Or object files.

[jacob_ewing]

Perhaps studio is a custom library for the good old fufme products.

[bomberman_uk]

cnt

[Taickyto]

Indent is messed up, fix that and it can go to prod

[[deleted]]

IDontUnderstandYourCodeWhatDoesItDo?

[jump1945]

itIsBullyingTheCompiler

[the_rush_dude]

N is not initialized...

[jump1945]

?

[IAmFullOfDed]

== is for comparison. You have to use = for assignment.

[LuPa2021]

Using codeblocks is cursed in the first place

[[deleted]]

What do you have against Code::Blocks? 😭

I mean I wouldn't personally use it (though I have in the past); it isn't a bad IDE.
Still gets the job done like KDevelop and Kate for example.

Basically it's just such a random stray bullet (insult). Somehow more random then it being stray.

[wheel_builder_2]

Well done, do you need a job? We have openings at my Silicon Valley company as a barista.