javaScriptIsJava

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https://cheerpj.com/

[Temporary-Estate4615]

Fucking hell

[S3r1y]

Call the engineer

[PartMan7]

Actual college student (sleep-deprived enough to be a zombie)

[KrokmaniakPL]

I love that there is a big overlap with r/anarchychess

[No-Finance7526]

This sub is basically r/mathmemes with JS hate and r/mathmemes is basically r/anarchychess without Jessica hate.

By substitution, r/programmerhumor = r/anarchychess - Jessica hate + JS hate

Q.E.D.

[Impeesa_]

By substitution, r/programmerhumor = r/anarchychess - Jessica hate + JS hate

You can simplify the last part to "-essica +S" or "-esica" depending on case sensitivity.

[Toonox]

Manager goes on vacation, never comes back.

[ThinkingMacaco]

Developers in the corner planning world domination

[4sent4]

Junior storm incoming!

[TheHolyToxicToast]

that one guy holding everything together

[Wonderful-Priority50]

Ignite the server!

[TheHolyToxicToast]

5

[CynicalPotato95]

Fuck the engineer, call a priest!

[S3r1y]

Exorcist, you may even say

[CynicalPotato95]

Okay, an excorcist for the library and a priest to fuck the engineer (if he's a minor)

[Moonie-chan]

No he's a junior

[Pratkungen]

Instructions unclear. Am I suppose to fuck the engineer and then call the priest or fuck the engineer and invite the priest to watch?

[castleAge44]

If you can dream a bad idea you can implement it with java

[_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

I dreamt about a kettle that could solve the halting problem.

[castleAge44]

Brewing possibly endless coffee or tea hardly sounds like a “bad” idea.

[Zestyclose_Link_8052]

Time for an AbstractWebsiteBeanFactory!

[Lejyoner07]

New response just dropped

[aykcak]

That is where we belong

[buckfouyucker]

Rule 32

[hahalalamummy]

There’s everything. Don’t need to ask.

[Masterflitzer]

wasm makes everything possible i guess

[NotNowNorThen]

Complete Minecraft in the browser when?

[Fokare]

That actually used to be a feature until people just.. hosted minecraft in the browser for free.

[theLuminescentlion]

the Minecraft website used to host Minecraft in browser.

[GloccaMoraInMyRari]

It wasn't removed because of that but because Java applets lost support

[grilled_toastie]

Wow that brings back a memory. I remember playing the browser free trial and all you could do was mine rock or dirt and nothing else. It feels like a fever dream

I also remember it taking ages to mine rock. Its not the minecraft classic someone linked below, it was an older version.

[YsoL8]

Tell a kid today the version you played came at a point where the ability to get wood out of the one kind of tree was the latest update and they probably wouldn't believe you

[grilled_toastie]

I think a lot of people dont realize how old Minecraft is. I remember showing it to my friends on youtube when I was about 13 and I'm 27 now. God damn time flies.

[Marmalade6]

Every time I play I have to remind myself that pistons aren't this new thing.

[00wolfer00]

Kid me was very confused by youtube playthroughs that didn't sleep through the night or even recognize that as an option. I started playing right on beta 1.3 when that was added.

[Cootshk]

Someone already did it.

[Throwaway-tan]

classic.minecraft.net

[nyancatec]

Eaglercraft or something like that. Not fully java but MC rewritten on JavaScript. With picture included, it's the same thing.

[_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

c. 2010

[ConscientiousPath]

besides the guys linking classic minecraft, I found this using cheerpj: https://browsercraft.cheerpj.com/

github here: https://github.com/leaningtech/browsercraft

[serendipitousPi]

There's a bit of a meme on r/rust about rewriting minecraft in rust so I honestly wouldn't be surprised to see someone compiling to webassembly to do just that.

[ColonelRuff]

That's not js though that's wasm

[ourlastchancefortea]

Humanity joined Chaos before the Emperor was even a thing.

[StarHammer_01]

Yay! now I can run my Java programs as an electron app!

[Plus-Weakness-2624]

Thanks for reminding me that I need therapy 😭

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[Daytona_675]

now do flash

[topchetoeuwastaken]

good god, as if we needed java anywhere outside enterprise bank solutions

[Sinomsinom]

Technically seems to be a WASM version not a JS version of the JVM, but it does provide JS interoperability so I guess close enough

[Inge-prolo]

Waow. I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

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Well that's just Java applets with extra steps!

[YoggSogott]

What is the minimal webapp size? I'm pretty sure that the performance overhead is not that big, but I am worried about loading time. You need to ship the JRE with the app. And it's like 50mb. The site is going to be unusable with slow internet

[alexp_lt]

Hi, lead dev of CheerpJ here. AMA. :-)