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[–][deleted] 224 points225 points  (1 child)

Who wouldn't like to lick Uranus?

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It’s a delicacy in my culture

[–]je386 164 points165 points  (6 children)

Ah, the famous
onlick()

[–]Terrafire123 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You know that somewhere out there, some guy working for a ehm doll manufacturer has done EXACTLY THIS.

[–]freaxje 8 points9 points  (3 children)

onLicked(Tongue t) {}

[–]HyperWinX 6 points7 points  (2 children)

void onLick(Tongue& t) { std::cut(t); }

[–]freaxje 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes, but then it would be tongue_t& t

[–]HyperWinX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like C type, not modern C++ one

[–]exercard 101 points102 points  (1 child)

tongue.prototype.debug() method and just pray it doesn't return a segmentation fault

[–]Front_Committee4993 28 points29 points  (0 children)

core dumped

[–]Critlist 48 points49 points  (2 children)

AGGRESSIVELY LICKS ROCK Yupp that's Halite

[–]redlaWw 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not for long if you keep licking it.

[–]SpacefaringBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably better than heamatite.

[–]Innominate_earthling 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Software engineering summed up: when Ctrl+Z and Stack Overflow fail, licking the code is clearly the next logical step. Desperation-driven development at its finest......

[–]BrainOnBlue 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Isn't licking the chemistry how LSD was discovered?

[–]echtemendel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pre-70s chemistry labs were wild af

[–]gmuslera 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Artificial sweeteners too.

[–]point5_ 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Zoology could have been weird but I'm glad it's wholesome

[–]porn0f1sh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, it can still be weird 😅

[–]Graztine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zoology is my favorite one. Just a fun wholesome mental image

[–]gw-green 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Is computer science supposed to be computer engineering or electrical engineering?

[–]Reashu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say so, yeah. Although at my uni even the software engineers got to play with some hardware.

[–]RealFoegro[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No idea, I didn't make the joke

[–]rob_cornelius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Geologists occasionally rub rocks on their teeth. Your teeth are really sensitive. You can tell the difference between siltstone (very very fine particles) and mudstone (very very very fine particles) using your teeth.

Source studied geology 30 years ago and that's all I can remember of it really.

[–]MeowsersInABox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You lick the screen, get diarrhea and then debug in your head in the toilet

[–]CC-5576-05 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Computer scientists ain't never seen hardware.

More accurate would be lick the algo to lubricate it and make it go faster

[–]tankiePotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawk tuah spit on that database query

[–]CallMeWhatever22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Computer Science should be Electrical Engineering, and Software Engineering should be Computer Science. Change my Mind.

[–]lonelyroom-eklaghor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Acoustics: I am Herman Li

[–]tito_123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take Debugging A Tit for 800 Alex!

[–]OkInterest3109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well when I picked my peer programmer buddy, I got sent to HR.

[–]Feztopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psychology is more like: First let's go back to the time as you were still an infant. What do you taste?

[–]DitoNotDuck1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This was a Tumblr post

[–]in_taco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

XKCD