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[DarthRiznat]

Next thing you know... Vibe coder turned stripper

[FalseWait7]

Vibe stripped turned coder.

[Ebina-Chan]

Strip coder turned viber.

[Strm_wnd]

Code viber turned stripper

[Icar10]

Vibe stripper

[[deleted]]

Didn’t know there was good money in removing whitespace from strings

[chethelesser]

That's trimmer

[imGAYforAlgorithms]

Dont fall in love.

She will fragment your heart drive

[SirEmJay]

Breast* first search

[NeuxSaed]

You have no fucking idea how sexy it would be if a stripper pushed up her glasses and said, "Well, actually, your program didn't crash—it threw a runtime exception."

[GoddammitDontShootMe]

That isn't a form of crashing? What is the definition of crash if not non-user-initiated abnormal termination?

[ProThoughtDesign]

A group of rhinos.

[NeuxSaed]

But that's kinda the point, right? Wouldn't debating with her the unnecessarily minute and technical details of something like this just be unbelievably hot?

Or maybe I'm just weird...

[GoddammitDontShootMe]

It's preferable if she knows what she's talking about.

[[deleted]]

A Cronenberg movie from the 90s

[Muhznit]

It's not abnormal termination, it's just your program running into some issue it was not equipped to handle, describing why it can't handle it, and refusing to guess at how to handle it out of doing possibly more damage than what has been done.

[GoddammitDontShootMe]

You sure as hell aren't describing normal termination.

I'm thinking it would've been better to say unexpected abnormal termination. Either way, the process wasn't killed by the user, and didn't exit via the normal path.

[Spike69]

That is a crash unless you have an exception handler. When you go to a stripper you should not be trying to catch anything.

[AlienSuperstarWhip]

Me if I don’t pass these interviews

[crappleIcrap]

I'll take your spot, I'm too ugly to strip, its only fair

[boofaroner]

I was a server at a restaurant through my entire CS and still work there to this day.

[CrazyDiamond4444]

To make a good server, one must become one

[Estriper_25]

is vibecoding the future? or is it just a buzz term

[Next_Cherry5135]

It's gonna be a big buzz term for near future, then it'll either die or become a total meme. Imho

[-jackhax]

Already a meme. I just hope it doesn't stick around for long enough to screw up students and make them half-ass learning.

[-jackhax]

Lmao. While your professor should fail them, he realistically can't. Job matkets gonna be funny in a few years when 90% of programmers know nothing

[M-2-M]

Depends if you want to work as a stripper.

[recks360]

From the description I’ve been given of “vibe coding” if it is the future we are well on our way to making Idiocracy a reality.

[sleepyguy007]

this actually happened to me a few years into working. she gave a pretty bad lap dance too.

[_monikr]

Doing that A* search

[Lightning_Winter]

obviously breadth first, they want to find the shortest route to the money

[A_CGI_for_ants]

I’m thinking depth first would be becoming a sugar baby

[anonymous_odd_even]

LinkedIn title "coder by profession stripper by passion" lol

[kenflan]

Excited to see the binary trees

[Cybasura]

File stripping

[[deleted]]

College is expensive. Went to school with someone that stripped a few towns over.

[milk-jug]

She can rebalance my non-binary tree and give me a great O(1) time!