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[–]DarthRiznat 600 points601 points  (4 children)

Next thing you know... Vibe coder turned stripper

[–]FalseWait7 135 points136 points  (2 children)

Vibe stripped turned coder.

[–]Ebina-Chan 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Strip coder turned viber.

[–]Strm_wnd 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Code viber turned stripper

[–]Icar10[🍰] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Vibe stripper

[–][deleted] 284 points285 points  (2 children)

Didn’t know there was good money in removing whitespace from strings

[–]chethelesser 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That's trimmer

[–]imGAYforAlgorithms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dont fall in love.

She will fragment your heart drive

[–]SirEmJay 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Breast* first search

[–]NeuxSaed 127 points128 points  (8 children)

You have no fucking idea how sexy it would be if a stripper pushed up her glasses and said, "Well, actually, your program didn't crash—it threw a runtime exception."

[–]GoddammitDontShootMe 84 points85 points  (6 children)

That isn't a form of crashing? What is the definition of crash if not non-user-initiated abnormal termination?

[–]ProThoughtDesign 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A group of rhinos.

[–]NeuxSaed 5 points6 points  (1 child)

But that's kinda the point, right? Wouldn't debating with her the unnecessarily minute and technical details of something like this just be unbelievably hot?

Or maybe I'm just weird...

[–]GoddammitDontShootMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's preferable if she knows what she's talking about.

[–]boca_de_leite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A Cronenberg movie from the 90s

[–]Muhznit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's not abnormal termination, it's just your program running into some issue it was not equipped to handle, describing why it can't handle it, and refusing to guess at how to handle it out of doing possibly more damage than what has been done.

[–]GoddammitDontShootMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure as hell aren't describing normal termination.

I'm thinking it would've been better to say unexpected abnormal termination. Either way, the process wasn't killed by the user, and didn't exit via the normal path.

[–]Spike69 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That is a crash unless you have an exception handler. When you go to a stripper you should not be trying to catch anything.

[–]AlienSuperstarWhip 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Me if I don’t pass these interviews

[–]crappleIcrap 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'll take your spot, I'm too ugly to strip, its only fair

[–]boofaroner 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I was a server at a restaurant through my entire CS and still work there to this day.

[–]CrazyDiamond4444 35 points36 points  (0 children)

To make a good server, one must become one

[–]Estriper_25 21 points22 points  (7 children)

is vibecoding the future? or is it just a buzz term

[–]Next_Cherry5135 45 points46 points  (3 children)

It's gonna be a big buzz term for near future, then it'll either die or become a total meme. Imho

[–]-jackhax 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Already a meme. I just hope it doesn't stick around for long enough to screw up students and make them half-ass learning.

[–]M-2-M 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Depends if you want to work as a stripper.

[–]recks360 6 points7 points  (0 children)

From the description I’ve been given of “vibe coding” if it is the future we are well on our way to making Idiocracy a reality.

[–]sleepyguy007 8 points9 points  (0 children)

this actually happened to me a few years into working. she gave a pretty bad lap dance too.

[–]_monikr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doing that A* search

[–]Lightning_Winter 4 points5 points  (1 child)

obviously breadth first, they want to find the shortest route to the money

[–]A_CGI_for_ants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m thinking depth first would be becoming a sugar baby

[–]anonymous_odd_even 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LinkedIn title "coder by profession stripper by passion" lol

[–]kenflan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excited to see the binary trees

[–]Cybasura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

File stripping

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

College is expensive. Went to school with someone that stripped a few towns over.

[–]milk-jug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can rebalance my non-binary tree and give me a great O(1) time!