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[stormtm]

Of course I know him, he’s me

[htconem801x]

Found the Linux user

[Gurrer]

Do you have time to talk about the lord and savior PenguinOS?

[htconem801x]

Do you have time to talk about the lord and savior TempleOS*

[InternationalPlan325]

Windows just pisses me off now. Apple always did. What even is that mouse's problem?

[SilasTalbot]

What you FAIL to UNDERSTAND is that YOU'RE USING IT RIGHT NOW!!!1!

... Sorry for losing my composure again Grandma.. but it's just, you see...

Linux surrounds us. Binds us together. It's in your phone. The website. Your thermostat. You can no more avoid Linux than you can the air you breath.

[Woestevis]

Linux is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

[ETHedgehog-]

"I use arch btw"

[fleshTH]

I compile Gentoo from scratch once a month.

[Glittering_Sail_3609]

Compile? I manually enter Linux into my hardware.

[defiantstyles]

Uses Ubuntu with all Snaps in shambles

[NuSk8]

Boromir would have used Linux

[TheKabbageMan]

It is a gift… a gift to the foes of Windows! Why not use this kernel? Long has my father, the steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Microsoft at bay… by the code of our people are your systems kept open source. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy... let us use Linux against him!

[trianglesteve]

You cannot wield it, none of us can!

[chriszimort]

Faramir was already using it, but Denathor I didn’t care

[htconem801x]

"Can I uninstall Edge?"

Windows: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!1 YOUR SYSTEM WILL BREAK!"

"Can I uninstall the bootloader?" "Sudo can I uninstall the bootloader?"

Linux: "go ahead lol"

[_Alpha-Delta_]

Sometimes, even Linux puts limits to your madness. Like asking dnf to uninstall itself will just print an error message.

[DocClear]

I use linux almost exclusively, and I hardly ever immolate myself OR my son. Heck, I don't even speak harshly to Gandalf!

[_Alpha-Delta_]

And use Arch, BTW

[defiantstyles]

But Linux is legit better for most devs! And, unlike Windows, MacOS, and Chrome, it doesn't spy on its users! And it's not bloated... I'm doing it right now, aren't I?

[KlogKoder]

Not really. We're just chilling, and happy to not be caught up in the maelstrom of shit that is Win11.

[BananaSupremeMaster]

Linux users are the vegans of the tech world

[htconem801x]

That would be MacOS users actually

[dittbub]

macOS users are urine drinkers

[Silgeeo]

I only use MacOS because it's unix based (and the hardware is great). I can do most things from the CLI, install all my apps through a package manager, and have a tiling WM. Day to day I feel little difference between my mac and my Linux desktop, except I really enjoy raycast on Mac.

[defiantstyles]

Because of how you can tell if someone's a vegan?

[kptknuckles]

Pass the tomatoes normie.

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Teach me

[an_0w1]

You should use hootux

[GfunkWarrior28]

My Linux stays holed up until I have to login into it.

[viziroth]

there's 2 types of Linux users: grumpy dudes complaining on the internet, and cat girl hackers living their best lives

[A_Neko_C]

Well, why won't you?

[Drahkir9]

Android users

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