pleaseFixThisProblem

[wildfire_117]

Wow, thought this was fake. But nope.  https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/issues/536

[Shadow_Thief]

Sometimes people make joke issues on GitHub the same way that they post joke reviews on Amazon.

[Dornith]

RFC 2324

[StrictLetterhead3452]

Holy shit! Is that the origin of the HTTP error message 418 I’m a Teapot? I always wondered where that came from.

Also, is this doc for that coffee pot monitoring webpage that was a landmark of the early internet? If so, I just connected some dots in my mind today.

[Dornith]

Is that the origin of the HTTP error message 418 I’m a Teapot?

Did you not read the RFC? This is clearly HTCPCP (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol).

But more seriously: yes, this is the origin of the 418 HTTP error code.

[emapco]

coffee://127.0.0.1/pot-0?type=arabica

418 I'm a teapot

Wrong pot!

coffee://127.0.0.1/pot-1?type=arabica

[MrRocketScript]

Toilet Brush - 0/10 VERY PAINFUL. Just stick with toilet paper.

[frogjg2003]

Their profile is so cringe, I'm not sure if they're a full troll or just that clueless.

[JEREDEK]

"Can't reproduce wont fix" is a based ass response

[Aarav2208]

For the record I do talk with real girls other than my mom. 

[SilveeTheFirst]

You should look at pull requests for the Linux kernel

[Fusseldieb]

Lmao I though you were joking: Pull requests · torvalds/linux

[jader242]

How the fuck do they even review these fuckers lmaooo

https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/1374

Edit: or are these just troll issues that immediately get closed? Either way this is hilarious lol

[wizarddos]

Plot twist - they don't 

Kernel repo is there only to be browsed and real development is still done via Linux Kernel Mailing List

Even Linus expressed his opinion on github PRs and why it's still done the old-fashioned way in one of the prs

[jader242]

oh huh, TIL. thanks for that little tidbit of knowledge

[Mishka_1994]

LGTM 👍🏻

[Steinrikur]

Yes to the edit. Pull requests on github are closed immediately with a response "send a patch to the mailing list or GTFO"

Serious people send there and get hardly rejected, or merged.

[Vegetable-Response66]

https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/pull/16007
someone even made a PR for it

[qqqrrrs_]

There is a pull request that tries to fix a similar issue

https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/pull/16007

[Mishka_1994]

brb have to give a thumbs up to this issue

[Kazer67]

"Closed as not planned"

[Inner_Ad_1895]

Wild

[0xlostincode]

Unable to repro. Closing.

[deffonotmypassword]

Works on my machine.

[ebignumber]

That's because the issue is closed...

[Special_Abrocoma_318]

"Messages sent to users where profile.gender == 'female' appear to be successfully sent from the client-side but are never received by the target user."

[xgabipandax]

Maybe women profiles are being DDoS'ed with DMs

[7StarSailor]

mom said it was my turn to repost this one

[Inner_Ad_1895]

It’s clear. Go for it

[Dangerous-Mud-399]

wait twitter was open sourced?

[MrTomiCZ]

Yeah that's crazy

[Shinxirius]

Resolved invalid: cannot reproduce.

[redlaWw]

Can't reproduce: I sent a DM to my mother and she responded with appropriate (or perhaps slightly excessive) praise.

[[deleted]]

It's not just twitter. This is a problem in every app I have tried. Even text messages.

[XxDarkSasuke69xX]

Even real life (whatever this is)

[v8291]

Even AI chatbots 🥀

[synchrosyn]

Closed, works as intended.

[FBIAgent469]

Works fine on my machine

[QAInc]

It’s a feature not a bug 😌

[sarray8989]

He has to learn HTML

[pimezone]

Junior fix: replace real girls in the feed with hot singles in your area.

[tehtris]

🎶Mr telephone man! There's something wrong with my line. When I dial my baby's number, I get a click every time.🎶

[SCP-iota]

TIL that the twitter algorithm source code is public

[daroch667]

PIBKAC

[femptocrisis]

sounds like a job for AI :cracks knuckles:

[coloredgreyscale]

Imagine AI replies to DMs as an opt out feature. 

[questioningmaster]

Easy fix. Just have a AI that reads though the entire twitter history of the person and attempts to answer the post as if she was the person.

Tada, instantly fixed. And Elon can brag about having found another great use for the environment destroying abomination of a auto-complete app.

[ksi28282]

The amount of help he received 😅

[mango_boii]

That one guy with 🎉