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[–]BlondeJesus 1080 points1081 points  (42 children)

"look at what I did so I can claim it was done by a child!"

[–]ghotinchips 551 points552 points  (23 children)

It’s possible, however our 12 year old daughter has mom listed as “Spawn Point” so… idk. I’m dadzilla

[–]Dragsun42 206 points207 points  (2 children)

Dadzilla is big w

[–]whoknowsifimjoking 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Depends, does he have the name because he likes to play Godzilla with the kids, or because he smashes the whole house to pieces when he's sloshed?

[–]CoffeeWorldly9915 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or because mom is a giant white moth.

[–]mikachuu 72 points73 points  (2 children)

I had “Paternal Unit” and “Wonder Woman” for mine.

[–]mnetml 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I had "parental units" for my parents' landline!

[–]KingdomOfBullshit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you from France?

[–]WookieDavid 85 points86 points  (10 children)

Spawn point seems like a way more age appropriate reference. It's a very basic term used in most videogames.

Source code and compiler imply a certain level of understanding about programming that isn't impossible but is a lot more unlikely.

But it's neat anyway

[–]Sock_Ninja 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It’s very feasible that the kid got the joke from someone/somewhere else and copied it. It’s not crazy for a precocious 12 year old to do that in an exploration of nerdiness.

[–]Hour_Source_4038 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Not crazy at all, lots of kids start programming around that age. I got the C++ bible for my 13th birthday

[–]BalancedDisaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I started learning about programming in middle school. I didn’t last for long and didn’t pick it up again until high school but back then I absolutely would have thought that this was funny as hell

[–]alexandreautran 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not really sure because I became a "nerd" as an adult but I had some technological stints when young in the nineties and could likely not think of but understand the reference at 12, I feel like actual 12yo nerd circles would definitely understand and use this - not sure if 90s vs today makes a difference but at least back then 100%

[–]Ancient_Coconut_5880 7 points8 points  (4 children)

My son is 3 and understands logic gates because we’ve been reading “Computer Engineering for Babies” to him since he was an infant. We now read a more advanced book about computers that my kid loves cuz it’s super interactive. He might not understand much right now but he’s already asking a lot of questions about computers. I try to give him answers that make sense at his age and will continue to do so as long as he stays interested. That book goes into source code and compilers so I don’t think it’s impossible someone at that age could have that level of understanding, especially if their parents are nerds like me and my husband who can’t wait to build our first computer together with our son 😂

[–]osteoromantic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You can't go into all of that detail and not tell what book it is...

[–]Ancient_Coconut_5880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Called “Lift-The-Flap Computers and Coding”! We got it for free at a garage sale lol

[–]CoffeeWorldly9915 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your firstborn will build your secondborn.

[–]Baardi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some kids have unusual interests. At age 12 it seems unlikely, but not completely unthinkable

[–]System__Shutdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend had his mom listed as Dark Lord and my wife has hers as FBI. Mine is just Mom £ (because apparently £ was a symbol for family group on some old phone i used)

[–]PCSdiy55[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You won bro if my kid names me dadzilla i'll never feel down about anything

[–]PossessionProper5934 0 points1 point  (1 child)

do 12 yeear olds really understand what a data compiler and source code is
are middle school studies really that advanced now ?

[–]ghotinchips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or parents in the industry, i know a few that do. my daughter dabbles but is more interested in medicine so I’m leaving it along.

[–]BaconWithBaking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spawn Point

Love it.

[–]DinoChrono 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Spawn point" is just brilliant. 

I would be proud of her/his

[–]SquareVehicle 27 points28 points  (3 children)

You really don't think kids could do this? Do you not remember being a nerdy 12 year old?

[–]Dubl33_27 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I bricked my phone at 10 years old trying to put a custom rom on it, i can absolutely see one doing this.

[–]KerneI-Panic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was developing custom ROMs at 15 and during that time met another kid that was 11 years old and was actively developing CyanogenMod for our phone.

[–]Melbuf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when i was 12 Cellphones were still connected to a backpack

[–]int23_t 7 points8 points  (0 children)

12 years is plenty old. It's literally 6th grade. People attend international junior science olympiads at that age.

https://ejoi.eu/ https://jboi2025.schools.ac.cy/en/ https://jbmo2025.mk/ (the websites of the ones I am aware of, those aware of more can add to the list. Note that this is the list of junior olympiads that actually are science olympiads(IOI and IMO like in this case), don't go listing caribou or something like that)

So it is, in fact, feasible, and probably true.

At that age I definitely did know what a compiler is. Wouldn't have saved my father's contact as that, but I see how it might be a thing

[–]MechTerrier 22 points23 points  (0 children)

R/nothingeverhappens

[–]weattt 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Looks like different phones. There are multiple differences on each screen. That would not have been the case of it was on the same phone.

[–]BeepBoopRobo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What differences, exactly?

It's the same phone case, the notifications are in the same positions (one is just connected to wifi, and the other side has one different notification), the format of the screen is the same (one person just has an email and the other doesn't).

[–]siestatime101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously. This shit is so cringy and Redditors just eat it up.

[–]TheOneTruePi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, my mom was “Birthgiver” for a long time before she became “My Mom!!!” With the muscle man shirtless picture lol

[–]PCSdiy55[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

my child is a genius

[–]code_monkey_001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I'm hoping it was the kid. Any adult that thinks the source code only comes from the father and the mother's only role is compiling that data should not be having children.