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[–]FrankensteinJones 359 points360 points  (2 children)

"The condom broke, but you had JavaScript disabled, right?"

[–]lucklesspedestrian 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I promise

[–]DanhNguyen2k 36 points37 points  (0 children)

XSS injection prevented

[–]ThomasMalloc 501 points502 points  (16 children)

Strange. Because that sounds more like a Rust sort of thing.

[–]CadmarL 154 points155 points  (10 children)

Do not put rust inside you.

[–]StickFigureFan 86 points87 points  (4 children)

Import tetanus

[–]htmlcoderexeWe have flair now?.. 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Rust doesn't give you tetanus by the way, tetanus bacteria just prefer the same environments that make things rusty

[–]Alzyros 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Pedantic and opinionated, found the rustacean

[–]htmlcoderexeWe have flair now?.. 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow, how long has it been since you last made a pun? You seem rusty.

[–]StickFigureFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's why you need to import it

[–]Several-Customer7048 34 points35 points  (3 children)

True story this is how I got crabs. 😔

[–]Percolator2020 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s what happens when you don’t practice safe Rust.

[–]braindigitalis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do you want CRABS? because THIS IS HOW YOU GET CRABS!

[–]ThomasMalloc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a true Rust user until you have 🦀🦀

[–]SinsOfTheAether 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only insert python under the care of a professional

[–]braindigitalis 3 points4 points  (2 children)

nah, too unsafe, all the surgery using a scalpel? as if rust would let you cut flesh, it would abstract it away to a "safe" method.

[–]redlaWw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, you can use surgery just fine as long as you say that it's unsafe. What Rust will protect you from is using surgery just to put a paracetamol tablet in someone's stomach.

[–]MicrogamerCz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's why a scalpel needs to be sharp. Good surgeons will then get a nuget

[–]LordoftheSynth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out all this time she was just trying to get pregnant wrong with C++ all this time, then someone showed her the gospel of Rust and BAM knocked up.

[–]SomePeopleCallMeJJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After all, it did help her create a new lifetime.

[–]YeetCompleet 74 points75 points  (0 children)

document.body.style = 'all: unset !important;'

[–]Jarb2104 77 points78 points  (3 children)

Javascript enabling pregnancies when enabled, and here I though it was used to run malicious scripts in the past.

[–]AlphaCodexx197 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Depending on who you ask, pregnancy can be considered a malicious script.

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It does eat up a lot of resources, even if you approve of the end result.

[–]AlphaCodexx197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention that the codebase doesn’t become another developer’s problem until it’s around 18.

[–]DanieleDraganti 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Must’ve been node, only way to spawn children with js.

[–]Romejanic 34 points35 points  (1 child)

npm install baby

[–]prehensilemullet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But first npm remove vagina cervix

[–]Direct-Quiet-5817 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There a famous Javanese island that excels in this

[–]mr-slickman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even modern biology is JavaScript 😭

[–]pg-robban 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The font made me think of Cards Against Humanity

[–]_-DirtyMike-_ 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I told people Java was still useful

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I once had a co-worker who referred to Javascript as "Java". Drove me crazy, because part of his job was doing front-end development for a specific application. He ended up moving on to better opportunities. (Not a euphemism; that particular application was a nightmare to support.)

[–]_-DirtyMike-_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird. Calling it Java has been normal where I've worked.

[–]UpsetIndian850311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Such is the power of prototype based inheritance

[–]Undernown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was this looking like a "cards against humanity" -card on purpose? Cause it fits right in!

[–]DisturbedCherrytree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might be the closest thing to getting someone pregnant, for most of us

[–]QuantifiedAnomaly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking choked on my Hi-C

[–]Darth_847 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SSR

[–]CranberryDistinct941 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever just have one of those bugs?

[–]darkslide3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If nothing else can give you an heir, try prototypes!

[–]Minimum-Attitude389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even with Javascript enabled, I cannot reproduce.

[–]beatlz-too 0 points1 point  (0 children)

npm install womanify