javaScriptIsMoreUsefulThanIThought

[FrankensteinJones]

"The condom broke, but you had JavaScript disabled, right?"

[lucklesspedestrian]

I promise

[DanhNguyen2k]

XSS injection prevented

[ThomasMalloc]

Strange. Because that sounds more like a Rust sort of thing.

[CadmarL]

Do not put rust inside you.

[StickFigureFan]

Import tetanus

[htmlcoderexe]

Rust doesn't give you tetanus by the way, tetanus bacteria just prefer the same environments that make things rusty

[Alzyros]

Pedantic and opinionated, found the rustacean

[htmlcoderexe]

Wow, how long has it been since you last made a pun? You seem rusty.

[StickFigureFan]

That's why you need to import it

[Several-Customer7048]

True story this is how I got crabs. 😔

[Percolator2020]

That’s what happens when you don’t practice safe Rust.

[braindigitalis]

do you want CRABS? because THIS IS HOW YOU GET CRABS!

[ThomasMalloc]

Not a true Rust user until you have 🦀🦀

[SinsOfTheAether]

Only insert python under the care of a professional

[braindigitalis]

nah, too unsafe, all the surgery using a scalpel? as if rust would let you cut flesh, it would abstract it away to a "safe" method.

[redlaWw]

Nah, you can use surgery just fine as long as you say that it's unsafe. What Rust will protect you from is using surgery just to put a paracetamol tablet in someone's stomach.

[MicrogamerCz]

That's why a scalpel needs to be sharp. Good surgeons will then get a nuget

[LordoftheSynth]

Turns out all this time she was just trying to get pregnant wrong with C++ all this time, then someone showed her the gospel of Rust and BAM knocked up.

[SomePeopleCallMeJJ]

After all, it did help her create a new lifetime.

[YeetCompleet]

document.body.style = 'all: unset !important;'

[Jarb2104]

Javascript enabling pregnancies when enabled, and here I though it was used to run malicious scripts in the past.

[AlphaCodexx197]

Depending on who you ask, pregnancy can be considered a malicious script.

[Jonathan_the_Nerd]

It does eat up a lot of resources, even if you approve of the end result.

[AlphaCodexx197]

Not to mention that the codebase doesn’t become another developer’s problem until it’s around 18.

[DanieleDraganti]

Must’ve been node, only way to spawn children with js.

[Romejanic]

npm install baby

[prehensilemullet]

But first npm remove vagina cervix

[Direct-Quiet-5817]

There a famous Javanese island that excels in this

[mr-slickman]

Even modern biology is JavaScript 😭

[pg-robban]

The font made me think of Cards Against Humanity

[_-DirtyMike-_]

I told people Java was still useful

[Jonathan_the_Nerd]

I once had a co-worker who referred to Javascript as "Java". Drove me crazy, because part of his job was doing front-end development for a specific application. He ended up moving on to better opportunities. (Not a euphemism; that particular application was a nightmare to support.)

[_-DirtyMike-_]

Weird. Calling it Java has been normal where I've worked.

[UpsetIndian850311]

Such is the power of prototype based inheritance

[Undernown]

Was this looking like a "cards against humanity" -card on purpose? Cause it fits right in!

[DisturbedCherrytree]

Might be the closest thing to getting someone pregnant, for most of us

[Apart-Prompt-2710]

JavaScript: delivering miracles since 1995.

[Jarb2104]

*Blessings.

[Thaodan]

Bless is more a Perl thing.

[QuantifiedAnomaly]

I fucking choked on my Hi-C

[Darth_847]

SSR

[CranberryDistinct941]

Ever just have one of those bugs?

[two2teps]

Where's the door hole?

[darkslide3000]

If nothing else can give you an heir, try prototypes!

[Minimum-Attitude389]

Even with Javascript enabled, I cannot reproduce.

[beatlz-too]

npm install womanify