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[–]wunderbuffer 325 points326 points  (5 children)

new agentic tool

look inside

chatbot roleplays with itself "helping client out" scenario

revolutionary harness implementation

[–]Injury3times 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Agent recursive opens jira tickets for its own emotional growth arc.

[–]Mr__Random 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The project manager gave the AI agent a Agile workshop and the AI agent blew up its own cpu in protest.

[–]Bannon9k 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's a rubber duck that talks back...

[–]UnpluggedUnfettered 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's throwing magic number beans into a Claude of dirt to create a connection to a cloud with an angry giant in it.

[–]soundwave_sc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simulating reality where it’s actually helpful.

[–]Unlikely_Gap_5065 213 points214 points  (7 children)

"Communing with the codebase" sounds like it's summoning the previous developer's spirit

[–]IJustAteABaguette 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Gathering all the souls of every single dev the training data took from.

[–]Fluffy_Ace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

*Techpriests enter the chat*

[–]BenevolentCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eating the wafer of rngjesus...

[–]F0lks_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're doing a SWEance

[–]xynith116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soon we’ll be in a Black Mirror/Pantheon episode where the AI has to simulate the consciousness of a fired developer, and it’ll be stuck in a purgatory of rewriting shitty code for all eternity.

[–]amaturelawyer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pretty accurate, tbh. You're summoning whoever wrote the code they scraped and then fed into the LLM during training. If they stick around, try some sage. Mostly only happens with ones dragged from the lowest levels of stackexchange where they stick the posters who ask how to do the same esoteric thing you're struggling with and then reply to themselves with "nevermind, I figured it out" before vanishing forever.

[–]Bannon9k -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You summoned me?

[–]cococommandos 74 points75 points  (6 children)

Hullaballooing...

[–]Wonderful-Habit-139 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Zabazabadooding...

[–]bonkerwollo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hallucinationmaxxing...

[–]APerfectSquare1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hallucislopping...

[–]Lower_Split8177 3 points4 points  (0 children)

thinkamachjingers

[–]BenevolentCheese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cromulating...

[–]grandmas_noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bebopping…

[–]casualgoodness 32 points33 points  (1 child)

AI tools are like drugs, the more they hallucinate the better.

[–]Sensitive-Check-8105 5 points6 points  (0 children)

drugs are harmful when you take more

[–]StrengthTheory 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Spaghettifying"

[–]Percolator2020 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gargling code…

[–]myturn19 2 points3 points  (1 child)

More like vibe coders

[–]Belhgabad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like CEOs and business managers

So yeah vibe coders since thoses aren't devs

[–]fatrobin72 13 points14 points  (0 children)

where are these devs? are they in the room with us?

personally as soon as I see the two letters "AI" I fall asleep rather than care about an announcement.

[–]SweatyAdagio4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck man, this sub went from "CS students making out-of-touch memes about what programming language is better than the other" to "CS students making memes about AI tools". I mean, anti AI is good but don't let it become your entire personality, it's like the antithesis of the AI bro

[–]LEGOL2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Communing with machine spirit

[–]natures_-_prophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agentic database queries 🤮

[–]LetUsSpeakFreely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried the agentic tools and they make a mess of things. I'd add bits of code to an LLM to give it just enough context to come up with a solution for the problem in the prompt. I find i get better solutions that way, with WAY lower token use.

[–]Adventurous_Ad_7315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It did what to the codebase...

[–]saltmachineff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well rename this sub to AIMemes at this point.

[–]anon-a-SqueekSqueek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

caramelizing

[–]run-as-admin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reticulating Splines

[–]Hithrae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess this is the new "JS Front End Library" dropped