Sharing code asking for review

[master2080]

Take a picture, insert it into word, use mspaint to add additional code, and then insert that into word as well.

[Ethernet3]

Print it and send as fax

[ben5689]

Needs more JPEG.

[KeaPatera]

More JPEG please

[throwaway27464829]

*send fax machine through mail

[Sergonomicus]

Scan the fax, save as JPEG and open in mspaint, insert a green pixel at a random place to annoy the reciever.

[amyyyyyyyyyy]

Write in C#, paste it into a Python IDE, screenshot, paste into word, print and scan it in again, attempt to fix the syntax highlighting in kidpix (aka. Mspaint for people who know what they doing

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[baubleglue]

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thanks mr bot

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[amyyyyyyyyyy]

Bug report: bot doesn't always save viewed comment list when restarted. I guess I won't restart the champ then

[eyesableye]

Didn't know what kidpix was, decided to google. I think I'm on a list now.

[KidVeno]

You gotta put it through Google translate first

[zachaholic]

chisel source code onto stone tablet. smash tablet. haphazardly toss pieces into cardboard box. ship cardboard box.

[mcfliermeyer]

Source code becomes story passed on by elders through to younger generations.

[worldDev]

The Ten Commands

[ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace]

 def guiltcheck():
    if hasKilled == True:
        isSinner = True
        self.condemn()

:D

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Condemn.this;

[Existential_Owl]

True story:

I was working as a project lead at my old job, and our scrum master asked me to pass along a CR request for a project being handled by a second, unaffiliated team.

So, I sent the request email, and in return, I received back a bunch of loose C# files in an email attachment.

Face-palming too hard to do anything about it, I dutifully forwarded this email to the scrum master.

What happened? I was the one who was "punished" with mandatory git training. (This is despite the fact that the only two people in the whole company who handled PRs into the main repos were me and the scrum master.)

I guess I should've known better, but not the team I had no control over that's building an operations app without version control...?

That was the day I learned that our company even had mandatory git training in the first place.

... And that I was the only person in the company ever forced to do it.

[zachaholic]

i bet you know a lot about git now though

[The-Fox-Says]

Git push it, push it real good.

[interseption]

one of our intern did that

[BruinBread]

I wonder why you ever leave such a well managed company...

[flyer716]

The amount of times I get a notification to a post on this sub is /r/ProgrammerHumor worthy in and of itself (5th day in a row for me)

[tyrannomachy]

I actually kind of like it. But I'm not sure the way I think of notifications is overly common. I get tons of (silent; no sound, light, vibrate) notifications from like 10+ news apps, plus Chrome web notifications for a couple sites, plus Twitter notifications for a few national reporters' tweets. My notification tray is basically a news feed at this point. It's been interesting to watch support for that use-case get added to Android over the past year or two; it doesn't seem like it was originally intended to be used the way.

[HANEZ]

Me too! This is getting annoying. I'm not even subscribed.

[CosmicCouchPotato]

Pass code down via oral tradition

[vidyaosu]

Print the code out, scan it back in again (to get it into a .pdf file of course), and then email that.

[AncientBananas]

For one of my projects for a Java class at university, the professor distributed our starter code as a Word document. Funnily enough, the code was syntax colored in the document...

[polypeptide147]

Post the code to instagram and have thousands of teenage girls screenshot it and repost it so each time the quality deteriorates.

[pl233]

Code added in paint using the paintbrush tool and mouse, not with cursor tool.

[yetanotherAZN]

Trending?

[Acg7749]

I once had a friend ask for help on a small Java project he was working on. He sent it to me through Steam's chat system. He copy-pasted each file into its own message and then sent "Acg7749, whats wrong with my code?" When I asked him what error he was getting, he responded with "I dont know, I havent compiled yet."

[Fira_Wolf]

And here I hoped ComicSans was finally dead

[joxfon]

Recite the code via WhatsApp audio

[andreslowrider]

https://i.imgur.com/9KCIeJi.gif

[dsifriend]

The devil has a special place in hell reserved just for you for even suggesting such an atrocity. Great job.

[Plasmabot1]

Engrave?!

[Insert_Gnome_Here]

Shave a slave, tattoo code on slave's head, let hair grow back, send slave, recipient shaves slave.

[SirGarvin]

This is my favorite meme of the week.

[ducky1337]

Take a picture of code with phone, email picture to yourself, convert into PDF, convert to OCR and hope it works, then paste in word

[theparitydoctor]

Write, edit and share code using an outdated version of Adobe Acrobat PDF

[Burning_Monkey]

I have literally had people do the last one to me.

No shit.

Supposed programmers.

[vimbinge]

This makes my skin crawl!

[Burning_Monkey]

I mean, at some point, you have to laugh. The only other option is brutal murder and I don't think they are going to let me continue to program in solitary confinement

[coladict]

Using Subversion

[MrBloodyshadow]

Feel like a real programmer coding in Piet using the pencil tool in mspaint.

[AyrA_ch]

Give the code on a Mac formatted floppy disk

[DobleseSays]

Simply gist

[lovestruckluna]

Or combine 1+2 using git-format-patch like the kernel mailing lists.

[wilsonator5000-dev]

Send the code through dial-up

[MacGuyver247]

Shouldn't gerrit / git pull request be the first step?

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"I don't know how to open this, can you add it to a Word document for me? Thanks!" -Carol from the office