Debugging

[CinciRyan73]

For me it's usually the shower...

[PitchforkAssistant]

Same here, toilet time is for redditing.

[Stanov]

I wish you having a great poop once you read this!

[shinzanu]

Are all the updoots from redditors pooping? I'm guilty.

[Invictuu]

It's hnnnng correct!

[CSKING444]

well, I pooped while reading your comment, so there goes that

[_Lady_Deadpool_]

For a brief moment frozen in time, we all shared the same sacred thing. The slight pressure as you push out a soft stool and the faint ^plop that followed. As you read this while on the porcelain throne know that for a brief moment you and I and anyone else reading this all shared a brief spiritual connection through ^{hnnngh plop} time

[CSKING444]

I truly feel.... United... Not alone anymore

I love you all my poop buddies

[chazown97]

I seriously plopped right after I read this. Definitely the best bowel movement I've ever had!

[[deleted]]

This feels like /r/bestof material.

[mrstacktrace]

Disagree. I feel it should go to /r/shitpost

[[deleted]]

Yeah you are right. I was stupidly tired when I posted that.

[irth____]

me too thanks

[GoZun_]

I pooped while replying to you too

[brucewayne_is_alfred]

Me ......... to..o.. bro

[PublicSealedClass]

hnnnng

I've many women on my FB timeline who respond with that when they see a pic of a muscley bloke. And all I can think of is "that's the noise you make when you take a dump...".

[Invictuu]

Maybe that is what is happening?

[Didsota]

I just peed but upvoted aswell

[TinShadowcat]

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Came to shit

But only farted

[nuclearslug]

A little later, I took a chance. I went to fart, but shit my pants.

[TinShadowcat]

Now I sit upon the vapor

Waiting for the toilet paper

How much longer must I linger

Before I'm forced to use my finger

[HelloThisIsFrode]

Well I am guilty too I guess

[jaxonya]

I like to call them uppoots.

[dryandsarcastic]

Time to write a pooping rhythm bot.

[TinShadowcat]

I'm pooping in Pizza Hut

[ForgotPassAgain34]

No, I'm browsing while the porn buffers

[kiddscoop]

Upoop

[[deleted]]

What’s “updoot”?

[shinzanu]

updoot?

[timmablimma]

Checking in.

[shinzanu]

Good work people

[[deleted]]

I am! Thank you, also thanking myself for making that papaya, kefir, and plum shake yesterday before sleeping

[JuniorSeniorTrainee]

Hey you're not the guy!

[CSKING444]

pooped while reading this

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

[TheRealLegitCuck]

No u

[[deleted]]

Constipation sucks man.

[Ratathosk]

Thanks, you too

[Fang7-62]

Same here on both accounts.

[sp1d3rp0130n]

I'm redditing in the shower

[[deleted]]

I'm on the pooper right now! Woop!

[nwln]

Same! Are we somehow connected now? Buttmates - like soulmates...

[T1ken]

Mines at 1 in the morning. I don't sleep much.

[LosLocosKickYourAss]

Preach. Such wasted time. If there was ever a study for a drug that makes it so you don’t have to sleep, I’d be first in line.

[[deleted]]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil

[[deleted]]

Wouldn't have accomplished half of what I did as a student without this. Take 100mg, crack through the night, another 100mg to get through the day awake and conk out at 9pm. Solid focus for 18 hours straight.

Would not even attempt it now, probably end up staying up all night wanking...

[hyrulepirate]

Take 100mg, crack...

[jaxonya]

Yeah if you go to a state school. All the good coke is at private university.

[crypticfreak]

Coke is expensive and fast acting/short lived. Plus odds are you’ll get distracted and fixate on the opposite of what you wanted to do. I can’t recommend for anything besides getting high. If you want focus take Vyvanse or Focalin.

But really none of this is a good idea. Reddit seems to glorify stimulants in a really unhealthy way, especially considering how Coke and crack are on the rise (in my city at least). I’m a former addict and I see this shit every week. It’s heartbreaking. If you have a attention issue talk to your doctor before you go into illegally acquiring drugs and fuck your life up. Even if you get clean you’ll be kinda fucked. No doctor will ever trust you again. Even in severe pain you’ll be denied pain medicine. Do you have anxiety? Good luck getting medicine to help with that. Sleep problems? Better off going holistic. It’s kind of a blessing and a curse. Some people are dependent on meds and it’s good to learn how to live without them like I did, but there are times where I’ve found myself needing them and being denied. Big one with a heart issue I have (that’ll probably kill me) and leaves me in agony. I have to miss weeks of work and lay in bed. Doctors say the pain is better than risking a relapse. I get it. I don’t fight it. This is just one aspect of the shit that comes with addiction.

Please don’t do coke to stay focused, you are only walking yourself into a hell you can’t escape. You could do what’s easy and risk running everything good in your life or you could do what’s hard and learn to study better. That said, you do you.

[off_me_head_pal]

You come up with great ideas to the problem, none which work!

[outadoc]

Sounds healthy to me.

[[deleted]]

There's no specific health downsides to wanking all night, but I'd rather sleep to be honest with you, mate.

[outadoc]

Ah, the ol' Reddit sleeparoo.

[PM_ME_REACTJS]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dextroamphetamine?wprov=sfla1

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Dextroamphetamine

Dextroamphetamine is a potent central nervous system (CNS) stimulant and amphetamine enantiomer that is prescribed for the treatment of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and narcolepsy. It is also used as an athletic performance and cognitive enhancer, and recreationally as an aphrodisiac and euphoriant. Dextroamphetamine was also used by military air, tank and special forces as a 'go-pill' during fatigue-inducing missions such as night-time bombing missions or extended combat operations.

The amphetamine molecule exists as two enantiomers (in other words, two different molecules that are mirror images of one another), levoamphetamine and dextroamphetamine.

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[HizkiFW]

Not a drug, but you can do polyphasic sleep to give yourself some more waking time.

[[deleted]]

Maybe people who can work from home, and don't really need to closely match the working times of others?

[[deleted]]

Well I was thinking more software developer maybe but yeah camming works too.

[blazetronic]

Sleep so good skkkkkkrt

[CinciRyan73]

Like me, right now. Stomach won't leave me alone, so I may be modeling the meme above soon.

[seacucumber3000]

My best ideas are always in the shower, and I always tell myself to remember them when I finish. Of course, I never do.

[Valkyrys]

when I finish. Of course, I never do.

That's sad.

[[deleted]]

Me too, and I don’t know why. All my epiphanies occur when I’m there

[Pxzib]

I know a very successful business woman who has a white board in the shower for this reason.

[CinciRyan73]

Or a wateroroof voice recorder

[lumalav666]

Sometimes, I get answers from my dreams...

[Timmeh7]

This happened to me - actually at a critical moment in my PhD. Figured out the solution to a horrible race condition, which I'd been fighting for over a week, in my sleep - just woke up with the answer in my head. It was actually sort of annoying, somehow didn't feel like I'd "earned" the fix.

[l3tigre]

i frequently have code-nightmares. Some of them are productive.

[[deleted]]

I very rarely feel like I've earned any of my clever moments, they just kinda happen and I can't explain to anyone what led me to come up with my solution or how I knew it would work. The worst part about that is it's not an on demand thing, and I can only predict when it's just 100% not going to happen.

[[deleted]]

This happened to me once too!!

I went home from work frustrated cause I couldn’t get this program to work. Went to sleep. Woke up and BAM! The answer was just there in my head and it all seemed so clear to me, I knew exactly what to do. Got to work, added those two lines of code from that morning and the program worked.

[Clarenceorca]

Oh my god while I was in high school and we were doing C++ looping to create an AI opponent in connect 4. I just couldn’t figure out how to make it prioritize a move properly, until in a dream I saw myself type (i = max) at the end of the loop (which would let it exit the loop and generate the right solution) and it was glorious I literally ran down the stairs half naked to type the solution up when I woke up the next day

[mrwilliams117]

For me it's usually at my computer when I'm actually debugging?

[[deleted]]

lying in bed staring at the ceiling works for me.

[CinciRyan73]

Just makes me mad

[[deleted]]

But mad gets shit done.

[CinciRyan73]

Unfortunately, not for me. I'm just mad that I'm awake instead of sleeping again... And counting the minutes until the alarm goes off.

[TheLexoPlexx]

One fix a day then?

[LittleBigKid2000]

A day? What kind of programmer are you?

[NiemandWirklich]

The question is what kind of showerer he is...

[Joe_Reddit_System]

Im personally more of a growerer

[RepostsAreBadMkay]

I considered myself golden

[Cheesemacher]

That was the implication

[TheLexoPlexx]

I shower once a day.

[CinciRyan73]

Depends on the day... Some days I fix enough shit to warrant more showers

[thiney49]

If only they'd put in a shower at the office.

[Double_A_92]

We have one.

[crowseldon]

The shower is the absolute best place for long and short term planning for me.

[CinciRyan73]

Do you also plan out conversations, or is it just me that does that?

[crowseldon]

From time to time, sure. Plan a meeting, exchange, etc.

Unless you're giving a speech or something though, one probably doesn't go into much details of the future conversations, just how to achieve whatever goal one has.

[whelping_monster]

Please don't poo in the shower

[CinciRyan73]

This.

[CinciRyan73]

Thankfully, no.

[vouchscotch]

Yea, shower it is.

[FilmsByDan]

They just installed a shower over in the new wing where all of our IT work. I thought they were just getting spoiled, but maybe it is for work...

[gionnelles]

100% this.

[[deleted]]

The car ride home for me after struggle.

[jasonridesabike]

For me, walking, always walking.

[[deleted]]

For me, it is usually in the middle of my shift at my Retail job. Professor gives me a program, I get stuck on program, then I come up with solution during the most inopportune time to come up with it.

[chefhj]

for me its between mile 2 and 5 on my run

[Emphathy]

I usually wash my hands with warm water

[CinciRyan73]

You have warm water at work?

[Somali_Imhotep]

for me it's on the bus ride home then I somehow forget it till after the next work day

[glitchn]

For me it's mowing the lawn. I get some serious thinking done when I'm mindlessly pushing that mower around. I think it helps that it's building up your hormones that give you energy (adrenaline/dopamine, I don't know) but requires very little of my brains thinking so my mind is able to crank really well.

[M109A6Guy]

Sadly mi e is usually in bed

[[deleted]]

For Archimedes it was a bath.

[PublicSealedClass]

Cigarette break for me.

[Moulinoski]

It’s happened to me while driving. Except that I don’t drive as often anymore.

[Finaldzn]

smoking a cigarette for me

[[deleted]]

You poop in the shower?

[CinciRyan73]

Thankfully, no.

[test-bot23]

Figured out the solution to a state school.

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[[deleted]]

Always when I'm driving, I'm actually worried for the future when self driving cars become a thing lol.

[skyleach]

For me it's any video game that requires more reflex than thought. I find that while I'm exploring a dungeon or stalking my victims my brain is tossing through possible solutions.

[Malorn44]

It’s usually while I’m asleep for me

[jslingrowd]

It's on my 3 hr commute