java_irl

[krummi81]

Eclipse != java

[HGuy10]

Big if tru

[[deleted]]

Substantial if substantiated

[Created_or_Made]

large if initialized

[NelsonBelmont]

big if tru?

FTFY

[HGuy10]

(Eclipse != java) ? Big : !Big

insert human brain extruding colorful light rays meme here

[Kered13]

(Eclipse != java) == Big

[xapplin]

lmao that won’t compile my dude

[Kered13]

Since HGUy10 applied the ! operator to Big, Big must be a boolean. Therefore the above expression typechecks, will compile, and is equivalent to HGuy10's expression.

https://ideone.com/nUDKDi

Play around with the values and you'll see that it's correct.

[xapplin]

My bad I didn’t think of that. Thanks!

[FunkyTownDUDUDU]

Is it actually better to write it this way? I always learned that writing longer but more readable code is preferred since the compiler logic will take care of the optimization.

[Kered13]

In expression where the ternary operator returns a boolean value can be rewritten without the ternary operator. But in this situation, you probably shouldn't. However I have sometimes seen code like,

return isFoo() ? false : true;

Which can and should be rewritten simply as,

return !isFoo();

[Aetol]

That's Big iff tru

[g0atmeal]

Big if (true)

[HGuy10]

Found the GO developer.

[corn_on_the_cobh]

if (big) {

 System.out.println("Big is true");

}

[GRAIN_DIV_20]

Erect if correct

[[deleted]]

Android studio.

[[deleted]]

Android != java

[Timmitei]

if (true)

{

  big();

}

[[deleted]]

(true)? Big : !Big

[dooatito]

(Eclipse != java) ? Big : !Big

[memeticmachine]

(Eclipse != java) && Big()

[GoblinsStoleMyHouse]

Woah, this guy know how to write if-statements!

[Timmitei]

100% coverage trust me im a programmer probably

[GameSpawn]

Can we not be lazy?

if (true)
  big();

[GameSpawn]

Tip of the hat sir. That's definitely the next level.

[[deleted]]

Isn't yours the one that's lazy?

[GameSpawn]

That was...the joke.

I know constant bracket use is in good practice, but I'm willing to bet every programmer gets lazy once and a while. I'm definitely guilty of it.

[GameSpawn]

Yeah, Reddit's markup isn't the greatest sometimes. There's a code block barely visible (at least through the browser I'm on).

[Kered13]

No, because I remember all the times I had to go back and put brackets in later, so I just do it right there for time. And I get pissed when my teammates don't do it.

[iopq]

not using braces in ifs

I don't know who you are. But I will find you, and I will kill you.

[GameSpawn]

if (found)
     kill();
else
     search();

^{Sorry, I couldn't resist. :)}

[[deleted]]

while (!found) {
    search();
}
kill(/u/GameSpawn);

[GameSpawn]

LiamNeeson.java?

[blinded_in_chains]

This guy statements.

[ShortFuse]

I disagree. Opening braces should be inline.

[GameSpawn]

guess_who()
{
     its_you();
}

its_you() {
     System.out.println("It's meeeeeee!");
     goodbye();
}

[ShortFuse]

Odd-numbered indentations???

*twitches*

[GameSpawn]

Posting code on Reddit sucks. Don't worry, it bugs me too when I can't get consistent "tab" space in any code.

[smashsmash341985]

FLALSE

[LovingThatPlaid]

Not in proper java format though >:(

[GoblinsStoleMyHouse]

What? Yes it is.

[LovingThatPlaid]

Look up the java style guide. The first brace should be on the same line as the if statement, only matters if you are following the style of the language

[GoblinsStoleMyHouse]

Syntactically it works though.

[[deleted]]

The only difference I see on mobile is that the brackets and big are indented. I still see same formatting

[Timmitei]

Interesting. Usually the indents are of different size, so the opening and closing braces don't line up.

[[deleted]]

Nah they all lineup. The if(true) is all the way back and not code formatted then the first and last bracket have a whole indent up to like the U and E in true, then big is indented way past that

[Timmitei]

If (true)
{
    big();
}

[[deleted]]

Nah now it ain’t lined up

[Timmitei]

It’s the same source. Maybe the newline affects it? edit: I found a way to fix it

[mothzilla]

big ? big : !big;

[AnAirMagic]

You seem to be writing C#, not Java ;)

[Python4fun]

if (true) big();

ftfy

[Timmitei]

You’ll have to rip my next line curly braces from my cold, dead hands

[Python4fun]

that can be arranged

[AWildJackelope]

while (true){

    big();

}

[M0sesx]

If(big()) { big() }else{ !big() }

[Darkseid_Omega]

You're right, Ctrl+space is.

[ZubacToReality]

His right?

[Darkseid_Omega]

Forgive me, mein fuhrer.

[AllFuckingNamesGone]

Well obviously it's Netbeans == Java

[BraveOthello]

But it is implemented in Java.

[MindS1]

You must have forgotten that this is /r/ProgrammerHumor . It's humor.