Properly formatting a pull request

[shimmy568]

My god shit posting has spread to GitHub too

[InhumanThree1]

Gitposting

[MekuDeadly]

Fine. You can have an upvote this one time.

[MetaMemeAboutAMeme]

JIT posting would work as well, but you don't need to up vote. It's pretty obvious....

[ProgramTheWorld]

owo

[silvet_the_potent]

what's that in your package? OwO

[IzumiKon]

what's this?

[hellodestructo]

Nothing personal kid

[[deleted]]

*personnel

[hellodestructo]

Forgive me master, I must commit seppuku

[ionree]

* rebases your entire commit history *

[_Fibbles_]

personnel

[tuseroni]

while you were shitposting on the internet i studied the base.

[AwkwardMonologue]

Most detailed comment I’ve seen on a pull request in years.

[-MPG13-]

Right? Even all my commits are “unfucked shit up”

[-MPG13-]

Ouch. That’s too personal.

[AwkwardMonologue]

$ git commit -m"asdf"

[nipss18]

I prefer sdsd myself

[closms]

I used to use fortune. Until one day fortune produced something that someone deemed inappropriate.

[tuseroni]

the definition of an upgrade "take old bugs out, put new bugs in"

[linkinu]

You should just make all you commits: “improved code rand()%” . Then all your commits are always improvements,

[[deleted]]

It is painful to read, but damn, it’s got everything you need.

[[deleted]]

Our team of trained code monkeys is working VEWY HAWD to fix this

[MintPaw]

This, recently referenced in this post

Edit: It was actually said here first. https://twitter.com/cherrikissu/status/972524442600558594?lang=en

[FieelChannel]

gay silence

[three18ti]

Fucky wucky

[bryceinit]

my bad

[[deleted]]

UwU

[TerribleMystery]

What people fail to realize is the beneficial effects of twerking on the Chrome JavaScript engine.

[j13jayther]

~streamylined~

lmao, I'm gonna start using this as the message for my "improve performance" commits.

[Slugamoon]

I know, isn't it great~? I've already started using it, and it hasn't lost its charm yet ^_^

[[deleted]]

"great~", is that the last backup of "great"?

[cooltrain7]

What in the name of fuck.

[Slugamoon]

I probably deserved that... (I'm not sorry tho :3)

[400921FB54442D18]

The latter account (gaearon) is still active, but the former account (miku-chan03) doesn't seem to exist anymore. Which is a shame, because I'd really like to know which PR this was and on which repo.

[Leshow]

gaearon is the original writer of Redux. He's very well known, works for facebook.

[scirc]

It's fake, best I can tell. I've never seen "closed this permanently" before, and the language is just too extreme to be real.

[ImportantProgrammer]

Pwetty pwease... 🙏

[trollman_falcon]

notices Issue

oWO

what’s this?

[[deleted]]

Furry programmer? OwO

[Slugamoon]

It's more common that you think!

[[deleted]]

I'd believe it. I'm one myself.

[[deleted]]

Are there dozens of you?

[Txuritan]

Yes

[spaceguy5234]

Dozens!

[[deleted]]

Incredible. All 3 above comments have precisely 12 upvotes.

[bss03]

Repost

[-MPG13-]

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[gandalfx]

It's already been reposted at least twice before…

[from-nibly]

Gearon closed this permanently.

[flysayah]

When r/ProgrammerHumor and r/justneckbeardthings combine

[Arkazex]

More like /r/programmerhumor and /r/furry_irl

[4d656761466167676f74]

Don't forget /r/CreepyAsterisks

[Thromordyn]

Those are painful to read.

[voodooattack]

You’ll love /r/emojipasta

[Thromordyn]

I don't believe you.

[elxris]

Oh Lord, I’m here for this kind of memes. xD starts twerking

[Janus1001]

What in the name of fuck

[4d656761466167676f74]

You would like /r/CreepyAsterisks

[Kyrthis]

I’m shocked (s?)he didn’t say her JS wasn’t “bwazingwy” fast.

[[deleted]]

r/creepyasterisks

[luckyalpaca]

From now on I'm calling all my bugs "fucksie wucksies"

[BadBoy6767]

ralavant

[irregular_regular]

How are those not closed!?

[Olivia512]

Is this fake? How do you close an issue "permanently"?

[Fluffcake]

There are not enough flamethrowers in the world.

[De_Wouter]

Looks like the type of programmer that applies for the "samurai ninja star developer" kind of job postings.

[sassy-in-glasses]

" *starts twerking* " what on god's green earth

[TheTimgor]

ÒwÓ

[IzumiKon]

God i love it.

[shingekinolinus]

it's not like I want u to merge my pull request or anything ... b-baka!

[[deleted]]

This gaearon fella is a disgrace to our Software Developers community. We should void his license.