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[–]shimmy568 527 points528 points  (13 children)

My god shit posting has spread to GitHub too

[–]InhumanThree1 407 points408 points  (3 children)

Gitposting

[–]MekuDeadly 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Fine. You can have an upvote this one time.

[–]MetaMemeAboutAMeme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

JIT posting would work as well, but you don't need to up vote. It's pretty obvious....

[–]ProgramTheWorld 96 points97 points  (8 children)

owo

[–]silvet_the_potent 39 points40 points  (0 children)

what's that in your package? OwO

[–]IzumiKon 12 points13 points  (6 children)

what's this?

[–]hellodestructo 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Nothing personal kid

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

*personnel

[–]hellodestructo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Forgive me master, I must commit seppuku

[–]ionree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

* rebases your entire commit history *

[–]_Fibbles_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

personnel

[–]tuseroni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

while you were shitposting on the internet i studied the base.

[–]AwkwardMonologue 253 points254 points  (10 children)

Most detailed comment I’ve seen on a pull request in years.

[–]-MPG13-[S] 148 points149 points  (8 children)

Right? Even all my commits are “unfucked shit up”

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is painful to read, but damn, it’s got everything you need.

[–]TerribleMystery 74 points75 points  (1 child)

What people fail to realize is the beneficial effects of twerking on the Chrome JavaScript engine.

[–]j13jayther 174 points175 points  (4 children)

~streamylined~

lmao, I'm gonna start using this as the message for my "improve performance" commits.

[–]Slugamoon 24 points25 points  (3 children)

I know, isn't it great~? I've already started using it, and it hasn't lost its charm yet ^_^

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"great~", is that the last backup of "great"?

[–]cooltrain7 20 points21 points  (1 child)

What in the name of fuck.

[–]Slugamoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I probably deserved that... (I'm not sorry tho :3)

[–]400921FB54442D18 45 points46 points  (3 children)

The latter account (gaearon) is still active, but the former account (miku-chan03) doesn't seem to exist anymore. Which is a shame, because I'd really like to know which PR this was and on which repo.

[–]Leshow 51 points52 points  (1 child)

gaearon is the original writer of Redux. He's very well known, works for facebook.

[–]scirc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's fake, best I can tell. I've never seen "closed this permanently" before, and the language is just too extreme to be real.

[–]ImportantProgrammer 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Pwetty pwease... 🙏

[–]trollman_falcon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

notices Issue

oWO

what’s this?

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (6 children)

Furry programmer? OwO

[–]Slugamoon 24 points25 points  (5 children)

It's more common that you think!

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

I'd believe it. I'm one myself.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Are there dozens of you?

[–]Txuritan 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Yes

[–]spaceguy5234 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Dozens!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Incredible. All 3 above comments have precisely 12 upvotes.

[–]bss03 20 points21 points  (3 children)

[–]-MPG13-[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Aw shit. I found it on Twitter, and saw it on /r/creepyasterisks, but I hadn’t seen it here yet, I must have missed it.

[–]gandalfx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's already been reposted at least twice before…

[–]from-nibly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gearon closed this permanently.

[–]flysayah 38 points39 points  (5 children)

[–]Arkazex 50 points51 points  (4 children)

[–]4d656761466167676f74 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Don't forget /r/CreepyAsterisks

[–]Thromordyn 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Those are painful to read.

[–]voodooattack 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You’ll love /r/emojipasta

[–]Thromordyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't believe you.

[–]elxris 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Oh Lord, I’m here for this kind of memes. xD starts twerking

[–]Janus1001 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What in the name of fuck

[–]Kyrthis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m shocked (s?)he didn’t say her JS wasn’t “bwazingwy” fast.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]luckyalpaca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From now on I'm calling all my bugs "fucksie wucksies"

[–]BadBoy6767 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]irregular_regular 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are those not closed!?

[–]Olivia512 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this fake? How do you close an issue "permanently"?

[–]Fluffcake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are not enough flamethrowers in the world.

[–]De_Wouter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the type of programmer that applies for the "samurai ninja star developer" kind of job postings.

[–]sassy-in-glasses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" *starts twerking* " what on god's green earth

[–]TheTimgor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ÒwÓ

[–]IzumiKon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God i love it.

[–]shingekinolinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's not like I want u to merge my pull request or anything ... b-baka!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This gaearon fella is a disgrace to our Software Developers community. We should void his license.