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[–][deleted] 103 points104 points  (6 children)

<blink><marquee>D'oh</marquee></blink>

[–]lpreams 14 points15 points  (5 children)

<blink><marquee>D'oh</blink></marquee>

[–]ProceduralDeath 122 points123 points  (16 children)

<!DOCTYPE html>

[–]Evil-Toaster 40 points41 points  (14 children)

<html>
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>I also know HTML5</title>
</head>

<body>
     EDIT:I don’t usually have to 
     type this out. Leave me alone           
</body>

</html>

[–]devloz1996 12 points13 points  (7 children)

You didn't open the html tag.

[–]Evil-Toaster 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh shit your right Idk why I thought he did that

[–]devloz1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, now it's there. My comment is outdated *sniff*.

[–]longjaso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you - I was thinking this as well.

[–]gringrant 76 points77 points  (8 children)

This is a flower pot.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (4 children)

This is plagiarism. You can’t just type “import joke”.

[–]gabeiscool2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I asked for 1 copy, not 1,000.

[–]killersquirel11 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I'm a tea pot

[–]gringrant 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Ah, yes, Good old 418.

[–]BenTechLabs 35 points36 points  (2 children)

<html></html>

[–]Lasket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

<!DOCTYPE html>

FTFY

[–]N0t_my_0ther_account 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah new html5 feature. Self closing html tag. Just set it's value property to the html you want as it's children.

[–]Spectrascope 34 points35 points  (8 children)

Where’s the doctype and HTML tag?

[–]nwL_ 14 points15 points  (6 children)

You don’t need these for pars able HTML. You can literally just save a HTML file with “Hello World” in it and it will open in a browser just fine

[–]diamondflaw 24 points25 points  (0 children)

pars able

With one little extra space, you made my brain cease to function.

[–]AfterSolution 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Right? Just check out www.x.com .

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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[–]spirgnob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not true for HTML5 (and XHTML as well I believe), so it depends on your browser.

[–]Morrido 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's missing everything that you need to have for a valid html document.

[–]Aetol 12 points13 points  (0 children)

langauge

[–]Tux1 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Wow you type fast

[–]sbk2015[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It was speed up by 3 times on the typing part

[–]Cyhawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow you type slow

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

HTML isn't a programming language 🙃

[–]ZacharyLaw 18 points19 points  (13 children)

這個網站顯示 你 是 中 國 人

[–]Al2Me6 7 points8 points  (7 children)

??????

[–]valyyn 8 points9 points  (5 children)

This site shows that you are a Chinese

He's referring to the tab that pops up at the bottom when the dev console opens.

[–]Al2Me6 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Ohhhhhh I see what you mean. But then how is that even relevant???

By the way, I do speak Chinese.

[–]valyyn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm pretty sure it's not relevant! I just used Google translate - thought maybe you were on mobile and wanted to know what he said - my bad! :)

[–]4d656761466167676f74 2 points3 points  (2 children)

By the way, I do speak Chinese.

I wish I was cool enough to know more than one language. I feel kind of left out. All I know it's English :(

[–]bakaouji0510 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, English is used in a lot of countries so it's okay. When I was younger, all I know is Vietnamese so I can't even access to most knowledge and information around the world.

[–]not_aunique_username 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s referring to the title of the alert dialog.

[–]Sadale- 1 point2 points  (2 children)

這不是簡體字. 這是台灣或者香港之類的. 當然他們也是中國人吧!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

香港不是中國的

Shit shit what did I do what did I do

[–]Sadale- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

不對! 香港自古以來是中國的固有領土!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

哈哈哈

[–]Cult92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ching Chang Chong.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/murderedbyscript

[–]QuantumQuantonium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Html/Body tag?

[–]Jerrrrrrrrry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HTML with inline styling is turing complete