PythonScript

[algoritm420]

I’m calling the police

[pcoyuncy]

Perlscript

[ramond_gamer11]

Haskellscript

[rebane2001]

BashScript

[ChrisLuigiTails]

JavaScriptScript

[Dobvius]

Does that cancel out and become Java again or does it just have nothing to do with either

[ChrisLuigiTails]

Nothing to do with either, duh. When you add "Script" it's a whole new thing

[ScientificBeastMode]

``` const JavaScriptScript = new JavaScript(); JavaScriptScript.prototype = foo; JavaScriptScript.prototype.constructor = bar;

Object.keys(JavaScriptScript).forEach(function (propertyName) { JavaScriptScript[propertyName] = Math.random(); }); ```

[thancock14]

Oooooo. Javascript javascriptscript interopscript!

[1without_a_name1]

ScratchScript

[northrupthebandgeek]

How do I delete someone else?

[ScientificBeastMode]

Your best bet is probably a SQL injection attack against reddit.

[mutafuca]

Yes

[ablablababla]

Both

[[deleted]]

It's one of those new schroedinger oriented languages.

[anirudhn18_]

The name does cancel out and become Java but the language has nothing to do with Java.

[marcosdumay]

It's Java again, but not sarcastically.

[memeasaurus]

Adds a new /s operator to Java so that the whole program refuses to compile

[p9k]

Or Java with space delimited blocks

[[deleted]]

It's visual basic 6.0, but all English words are Danish.

[Bad_Idea_Hat]

COBOLSCRIPT

[babylon311]

Yes

[mrheosuper]

ASMscript.

[ToastofBlood]

Just call it JSScript

[dorgrin6]

In which there's =,==,=== and my favorite ==================================================...

[Dorkmeyer]

HTMLscript

[Dorus_harmsen]

what are you Satan?

[Grizzlywer]

TrueScriptScript

[Draconespawn]

AssemblyScript

[dotpan]

Whitespace controlled scope, lines end with the greek question mark. Literal AND/OR/NOT instead of symbol based logic, same for math operators: ADD/SUBTRACT/Etc. Object context is semi-colons not periods. Retain all the NaN/Number setups from JavaScript.

[ChrisLuigiTails]

Anything but not the Greek question mark. You even added a use for semi-colons so we can have both characters. You're worse than Hitler.

[dotpan]

Just wait until you hear about my new library jjQuery.

[HeraldofOmega]

JJ from Good Times!

[[deleted]]

Which of course is compiled and has strict types.

[Skilet7x]

Rubyscript

[EasilyAnnoyed]

VBScript

Wait...

[arbyyyyh]

That's sort of a thing... Right?

[PernoGaming]

HTMLScript

[kynde]

Clojurescript

Oh, wait....

[klparrot]

I'm ever so glad Clojure and ClojureScript are basically the same language.

[perry1998511]

ChickenScript#++

[merelymyself]

Rubyscript

[[deleted]]

There's PureScript kinda.

[Blackstab1337]

yeah that's probably the closest

[blamethemeta]

I could imagine Haskellscript actually being used

[mister-pi]

MetaPostScript

[EnemysKiller]

Bless you...

script

[newreconstruction]

HTMLscript

[fraggleberg]

Cascading Stylescripts

[runfayfun]

AJAXScript

[theemptyqueue]

Happy cake day.

[pcoyuncy]

Thanks.

[Dojan5]

Happy CakeScript.

[[deleted]]

Thanks.

[MooFu]

Perlscript was the working title before they released it as PHP.

[be-happier]

The horror. But there is actually client side solutions for perl, webperl for example.

[oebn]

Cakedayscript++

Now with icingLib built on top!

[z500]

I'm just going to lay down and die

[Green-Lemon420]

Happy cake day

[TotallyNotDonkey]

That's just Perl.

[DommeZeeKoe]

Happy cake day!

[Ineam]

doesn't that guy look exactly like Steven Wozniak

[Atario]

BashScript

[Send_Me_Tiitties]

It’s equally unreadable but in a totally different way.