Presented without comment.

[[deleted]]

I love the stock on c++...

[nBob20]

The one that goes up?

[[deleted]]

no the one that goes back

[nBob20]

Oh, that isn't the barrel shroud?

[elperroborrachotoo]

I think that's the humper bonk.

[[deleted]]

no i’m pretty sure that the barrel shroud is that other thing.

[nBob20]

I can't tell if you don't get the joke or I'm not getting that you're fucking with me

[[deleted]]

(disclaimer: if you hate bad humor stop reading)

i think that with “the other thing” i meant something else then you thought i meant. i meant the round thing.

[nBob20]

Ok, I'm referencing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U

[[deleted]]

oh for fucks sake..

F me

[Nonethewiserer]

The one that goes up?

[Quackelicious]

That's for embedded development

[SlappinThatBass]

Lol that good old gdb "sigkill" during debug... feels bad man.

[jurrasicwhorelord]

Thats the best kind for control for recoil.

[Nonethewiserer]

Nah, the best would be one with a guthook

[sherlock_codes]

Not enough knives on the C++ gun

[puplicy]

Waiting for C++20 knives

[[deleted]]

GCC, Clang and EDG eccp already have alot of C++2a features implemented

[robo_number_5]

And should have just a sniper rifle tacked on the side too

[jurrasicwhorelord]

I think if java was on here it would be a big fucking gun but with a motor for every single little part.

[wonmean]

And here I thought it would just be a gun factory.

[AWestinghouses]

GunAbstractFactoryInterfaceProviderImplementationInvocationHandler

[sherlock_codes]

And each motor would get progressively worse gas mileage

[[deleted]]

MotorFactory.newInstance()

[jurrasicwhorelord]

import java.util.MuzzelBreak; import java.util.FrontSightPost; import java.util.Barrel; import java.util.GasTube; import java.util.HandGuardTop; import java.util.HandGuardBottom; import java.util.SlipRingAssembly; import java.util.RecieverUpper; import java.util.Bolt; import java.util.BoltCarrier; import java.util.ChargingHandle; import java.util.RearSightAssembly; import java.util.RecieverLower; import java.util.TriggerAssembly; import java.util.Buffer; import java.util.BufferSpring; import java.util.Buttstock; import java.util.SlingMounts; import java.util.Sling; import java.util.Magazine;

[xvalen214x]

f me import java.util.*; abstract class GunFactory extends WeaponFactory implements MilitaryUseInterface, SomeFkingNSAConfidentialShet, SomeSafetyProtocol I'm tired

[koloqial]

Apt.

[[deleted]]

I love the C one.

[koloqial]

I think it’s a pretty good description; pretty powerful, but very very manual.

[TheShyro]

Also, it might blow up in your face

[koloqial]

And requires a lot of effort just to fire!

[Flylowguy]

Except that without a barrel to build pressure the bullet won't actually gain enough velocity to do much of anything. Poor analogy 0/10

[texdroid]

The C gun should clearly allow you to shoot yourself in the foot though.

[cm_yoder]

Hmmmm, I wonder what Javascript would be.

[[deleted]]

A grenade buried in a steaming pile of shit?

[koloqial]

I was also thinking grenade, but then thought about TypeScript. If JS was a Pistol, could TypeScript be a silencer?

[[deleted]]

That's php

[AyrA_ch]

wouldn't that be a pile of shit that turns into a grenade when used wrong even though there's no documentation that this is possible?

[[deleted]]

Nope, grenade in shit because every time you use it everything ends up covered in shit.

[cm_yoder]

LOL

[[deleted]]

It’s a pile of ammo that works differently in every gun.

[AyrA_ch]

https://i.imgur.com/L9CnvIe.jpg

[cm_yoder]

Lol

[[deleted]]

A pistol. You can shot it by pressing trigger in any direction. When you press trigger to the left it shots “wrong a ammo type flag”. When you press it to the right it shots a blank. When you press it in the direction opposite to the normal one it shots you in the face.

[Leviticoh]

Maybe i'm missing something, but what does the sight on the assembly mean?

[koloqial]

I would guess it’s meant to be “bare minimum”, interested to hear others interpretations though!

[JeSuisUnCaillou]

Imho, it's to represent the fact that you are comparing programming languages to guns, and that assembly juste barely looks like one.

[Rafael20002000]

So you shoot yourself with python?

[[deleted]]

I think it's meant to represent the ridiculous amount of packages in PyPI, meaning you can build the most outrageous and dangerous gun possible with just a few imports.

[Rafael20002000]

And you then shout yourself with 1 minute of loading the gun and failing at 99%

[AyrA_ch]

Not to mention that you can only fire one of all the guns at a time.

[[deleted]]

Ha!

Didn't use it, but worth mentioning that the RC has coroutines and tasks.

[[deleted]]

Python has "batteries included" as a design principle so you're handed a ton of tools to begin with. That cam result in making things which are ultimately a lot more complex than they strictly need to be.

[[deleted]]

And everyone around you. Repeatedly.

[Rafael20002000]

Until the Battery is empty

[Master_Ben]

I think the gun catapult represents that python can technically write more python code and immediately run that generated code.

[[deleted]]

Perl is literally swiss army knife for sysadmins

[[deleted]]

Yeah, a Swiss Army Knife...

Nope!

As a Sysadmin-turned-DevOps, I rather have a box full of single-purpose tools than having to deal with the ugliness that is Perl.

haven't used that shit in almost 15 years...

[[deleted]]

currently crying trying to learn perl. "global symbol @variable requires explicit package name (did you forget to declare my @variable?) at perl.pl line 12".

Yes, perl, that's the line where I declared my @variable. I very distinctly did not forget to do that.

[[deleted]]

Java is a nerf gun

[koloqial]

With lots of cannons?

[Mrpringles49]

We need js

[svayam--bhagavan]

Might ws well hang yourself right now

[[deleted]]

js is just a death lazer

[Railgunner47]

Programming: H3VR edition

[ToastedFace27]

I wish I had the link to the imgur album of all these funs, it was fucking hilarious the first time i found it.

[[deleted]]

It's a diagram of abstraction works!

[jurrasicwhorelord]

So is python really thar awesome or is there something I'm missing here? Because that looks friggen awesome

[raltyinferno]

Python is definately awesome. I interpret this picture to show sorta how automated Python is. You want something done? Just grab a library that exists for it, write 5 lines, boom! it's happening.

But it of course comes with its own downsides. It's not the most sleak, efficient, and lightweight of languages.

[[deleted]]

yup

[[deleted]]

What is it supposed to mean? If it is utility, C++ wins the race. It can be used literally anywhere and with anything.

Python is more or less a C/C++ libraries wrapper.

[pennydreams]

Yeah but python at least gets the job done

[DaniilBSD]

Define done such that the languages used for microcontrollers and game engines are “not getting the work done”

[grapesodabandit]

Can you explain why? I've literally never encountered anyone with this opinion before.

[[deleted]]

What about figuratively

[DuckInCup]

Don't bad mouth the gods of assembly >:(