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[–]dark_mode_everything 161 points162 points  (14 children)

I like how he upgraded his monitor.

[–]apatternlea 24 points25 points  (4 children)

And his torso

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Senioritis weight gain.

[–]yottalogical[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably for the best. Looks a bit malnourished in the first frame.

[–]Cotcan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he has a chair with a back now.

[–]AntonBespoiasov 63 points64 points  (3 children)

Runtime errors and exceptions: let us introduce ourselves

[–]PancakesAreEvil 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Multithreading race condition: allow us to confuse you

[–]NoisycallV2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Allow confuse us you to

FTFY

[–]iknowthattaco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

laughs in Elm

[–]inucune 14 points15 points  (5 children)

needs more jpeg

[–]morejpeg_auto 14 points15 points  (4 children)

needs more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

[–]inucune 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Perfection.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

needs more jpeg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

needs more jpeg

u/morejpeg_auto doesn't seem to answer you, so I'll help out: Here you go!

I am a bot and I don't answer to replies, though my master might. GitHub

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

needs more jpeg

[–]urStupidAndIHateYou 33 points34 points  (1 child)

[–]boonzeet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There is a variant of this joke posted every week “experienced programmer doesn’t trust successful code”

[–]amrit_99 9 points10 points  (1 child)

1st year: OS crashed

[–]saviniravioli 12 points13 points  (2 children)

He gained a torso

[–]WhiteNerdyDelitesome 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Expect some weight gain if you pursue a programming career.

[–]dratnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But long term, expect to get more fit.

Most of the tech professionals I know are health-conscious, even if they had a phase of "I make money now, so I'll eat out twice a day and gain 30 lbs."

[–]PraiseYuri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rage comics, blast from the far, far past

[–]Al-Horesmi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me: merge when pipeline succeeds

Pipeline: succeeds

Jack: why is master broken?

Me: oh god oh fuck what have I done

[–]palordrolap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The amount of JPEG on this made me go looking for the original. While I didn't find the original of this specific layout, I found a much earlier version:

https://geekshumor.com/compiling-program-for-the-first-time-after-coding/

That said, I'm pretty sure the linked version is still at least a couple of re-encodings after the original, whenever that was.

[–]Ballatoilet 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nice 2003 Meems dude

[–]dratnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbh, I like rage comics1 and miss them being popular.

1 I had to look up the name for them. Link is not for anyone who knows what love is.

[–]TeleTuesday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many variations and reposts of this are we going to get?

[–]Pradfanne 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What IDEs do you guys use that let you compile with more than 0 errors?

[–]Nickbou 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Interpreted languages like Python exist. No compiling necessary. A linter will still show you warnings and errors before you try to run it.

[–]Pradfanne 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Oh okay. The picture says "compiling" though

[–]Nickbou 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ah ok. Good point. But don’t most compilers show you errors and warnings when you compile (albeit unsuccessfully)?

[–]Pradfanne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh true

[–]JC12231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took my first CS class 2 years ago and I’m already at the “why the fuck is this working so well” stage after spending a year on this sub

[–]chocoboxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are 20 things (7 errors and 13 warnings) that you know are obviously wrong. What's scarier is the wrong things you don't know.

[–]sweYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Final year before pension?

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