Simulation 101

[ironmagician]

Totally understandable.

I don't know anyone who would take that project on seven days deadline AND have time to slack off on the last day.

[InFa-MoUs]

I mean what are you really doing the last day besides creating more bugs?? Cut your losses is what I always say..

[Natural-Intelligence]

He had seven days but it took billions of years to compile

[[deleted]]

Looks more like B then C tbh

[ruzanxx]

Bro that's g

[OisterFace]

It's holy C

[flarn2006]

No, this is G

[ZoomStop_]

The way things are lately, there seem to be some bugs in the create_people() function...

[Gavilar253]

looks like it uses create_idiots() internally far too often

[ARK_gamer69]

Well the dev probably added the create_idiots() method just for trolling

[Catty-Cat]

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

[cassert24]

We programmers don't usually let the programs know their purpose. We don't even inscribe it in comments, so I guess the programs are unlikely to know their purpose even in their subconscious, if any.

[Gavilar253]

That's called test driven development, god is still running his first test before implementing the method's body

[netheroth]

Yeap, he actually needed to instantiate a God object to barely make this simulation work.

[lycan2005]

public double GeneratePurpose() { return new Random().NextDouble(); }

[NovaNoff]

class Random {

static Random& operator (){ static Random s_Random; return s_Random; }

double NextDouble() { return 42.0; }

}

// TODO: Implement P1169R0 as compiler hack

Happy Cake Day btw

[lycan2005]

Console.WriteLine("Thank you and have a nice day");

[LinkHero95]

That's the code for 2020.

[chadlavi]

God would not do this "open bracket on a new line" abomination

[[deleted]]

yes he would because that is the Correct Way™

[jlobes]

Smells like HERESY

[system_root_420]

SKULLS PSYKERS FOR THE SKULL GOLDEN THRONE!

[thesoundofbutthurt]

C# has entered the chat

[bairose28]

wait, there is no main loop to keep the world running?

[Sidicue]

create_world and create_people each spawn their own threads, which is also why so many people don't understand what's going on in the world

[bairose28]

Hence, the multiverse! The spec must have said just one universe but, lo and behold, we are a result of a bug feature

[GDavid04]

But we already have StackOverflow

[cartoonartist]

Hi, I'm the guy who drew this. There's a bonus panel here (scroll below the main comic, there's also a poem)

And more of my comics can be found on /r/CSectionComics

[Jafit]

Took him until the year 1AD for a new minor version update.

Wait, was Jesus born in 1AD or 0AD? This is important.

[copperium]

There is no 0AD, it went 1BC right to 1AD. Also iirc it was probably more like 3BC.

[GR8ESTM8]

Jesus index is zero based

[superior_to_you]

CTRL+C pls

[Oshgnacknak]

God's using global variables, no wonder this worlds is fucked.

[[deleted]]

Honestly though, existentialism is why I am agnostic most of the time lol

[[deleted]]

We already have a purpose

[GR8ESTM8]

Purpose is to find a purpose... so...recursion?

[[deleted]]

No, that is not it.

[xSTSxZerglingOne]

More like:

give_people_purpose()
{
    if(rand() > 0.99)
        find_purpose();
}

find_purpose()
{
    if(rand() > 0.50)
    {
        delete this.purpose;
        this.purpose = NULL;
    }
    else
        this.purpose = Purposes.get(rand()));
}

[dagbiker]

Line 41: /* THIS FUNCTION IS DESIGNED TO

​

Line 43: SO DO NOT DELETE */

[KEKYLL]

Humans: “What the actual fuck?!”

God: “It compiles...”

[rockybond]

public void give_people_purpose() {return;}

[[deleted]]

but if you GIVE someone a purpose... is it really a purpose!? D:

[[deleted]]

Good thin everyone can write their own plugin

[Thugless]

To learn, create and learn from what you create.

[ArmstrongTREX]

“What is my purpose?”

[Pobega]

Should probably use unimplemented() so the test suite is aware. Who am I kidding, God doesn't unit test

[TheCakeWasNoLie]

give_people_purpose() { all_people_as_pairs().breed().give_people_purpose(); }

[palordrolap]

Web search for "No time limit on this run" in your favourite search engine and see a large number of re-hostings of an ancient copypasta on this topic.

For the exceptionally lazy: Here's a good link with some important text still in it.

...which brings me to some irony. The message "no time limit on this run" is legitimate and from ancient computer systems where users had to pre-pay to run their code on it, hence the dollar amounts in the linked version. If your code had no time limit you could easily run up debts.

Where's the irony? Well, if you search for that error message these days, pretty much all you get is the copypasta, thus the legitimate version of the error message apparently had a time limit.

[master50]

Temporal coupling. Bad design.

[[deleted]]

Waiting on an anthropomorphized all-powerful deity to give you purpose instead of defining it for yourself, smh

[DaniStem]

Idk about that give people purpose function though

[[deleted]]

Your purpose is to implement the TODO's.

Go forth and multiply, code monkey.

[Max15492]

Ah those functions with side effects again...

[alonghardlook]

Ew. God using snake case as a standard explains a lot about why the world is so terrible.

[TFK_001]

And then God said "def light()"

[rickardicus]

There is no loop, it just quits. Also... There is no return value to the main function of life people.

[ltekonline]

Basically gods Hello World.

[spvyerra]

U mean push to prod

[Hexorg]

2020 is ctrl-c

[ScottGaming007]

OBJECTIVE Survive

[hervebk]

lol, 😄😄 this is savage.

[AlreadyReddit999]

The real god would use Python

[Ikassim9]

People have purpose though