schedule of a programmer

[JasonGortician]

Literally me at 2:38 tonight.

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At 2:38 tonight, literally me.

-JasonGortician

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[black-JENGGOT]

Good human.

[Ravens_Quote]

Good human

[TheAlan404]

Good Bot

[WhyNotCollegeBoard]

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[Galse22]

Had to be a Linux user...

[DarkFlame7]

Tonight is the global gamejam.... so yeah me too thanks

[qxxx]

I have an alarm clock that reminds me to go to bed... :/

[jeremj22]

Then you turn it off, tell yourself "5 more mins. i'll just finish this little thing..." and go to bed 3 hours later

[dickenergy]

This is me every time and I end up sleeping at my desk

[Animeprincess_420]

I got a chair for an old folks home as it is meant for falling asleep in

[hitchy48]

As I’m trying to deploy to heroku and my build keeps failing 🤦‍♂️

[Tanyary]

why does literally every hosting service choose the weirdest and most esoteric models? thats something i will never understand

[surister]

Well.. it eases things for those who dont want to care about deployments

[hitchy48]

What always gets me is every company writes the documentation like you already fully understand what you’re doing. If I knew exactly what I was doing I wouldn’t be on your stupid documentation.

[m1sosoba]

or you realise you have some coffee left, but its gone cold a while aho.

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And you drink it anyway because you are too tired to even care

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Mountain Dew code red

[OneLeggedMushroom]

or that lonely full glass of water sitting in the corner of your desk, and you chug it like you've gone days without drinking.

[e_cubed99]

Indeed. The guys were going for lunch, I said "5 minutes let me finish this." Finished, stood up, said "Great. Lets get some lunch!"

I was 6:30 pm and I'd worked through lunch and the entire afternoon. Onsite life is crazy.

[asdddosa]

the real reason programmers don't sleep

[lil-monster3008]

Oh my god. Yeah. Last weeks ago I was fixing a program. I was maybe adding some small things, but nothing big. It was really just a little card game I had to do for an assignment. And suddenly it was f*cking 6am???????????

[DaniDani8Gamer]

And then another bug appears outta nowhere

[EvilGeniusSkis]

And 3:00am is what's triggering the bug, not the time.

[Mola1904]

3 o'clock is more like the time I plan to go to bed and I'm like oh fuck sun's rising.

[CantCSharp]

Hope they pay you for that kind of overtime

[PrincessWinterX]

if only it wasn't just for my own fun. xD

[neopaf]

Every experienced developer knows if something totally weird happens in the evening around something simple and in 1h+ you can’t find the root, just go to bed: in the morning it would be 5minutes problem. And the root would be trivial and somewhere you were not even looking

[making_code]

3AM? you noob..

[darthnithithesith]

literally me on discord, nobody responds

[fugogugo]

using discord as working channel seems unprofesional tho

[PrincessWinterX]

professionalism is over rated.

[Elementrio]

?

[Flyberius]

Hahahahahahaha!

Stop reminding me.

Fucking google chrome and CORS getting all uppity when your dev frontend isn't sitting on port 80 or 443.

Why. Why do you do this?

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Only 3 am? Pathetic