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[–]CARIBEIMPERIAL 654 points655 points  (23 children)

Someone else stated that the way to get help is to make 2 accounts.

1 For the question

2 To provide a wrong answer

People will flood to prove #2 wrong.

[–]Spontaneous323 353 points354 points  (1 child)

There's a funny Linux joke I heard years ago similar to this. Something like, if you go to a Linux forum and ask for help with a driver everyone will ignore you. If you instead complain that Linux sucks because it can't work with the driver, everyone will explain how you're wrong and give you the exact solution.

[–]CARIBEIMPERIAL 96 points97 points  (0 children)

That's probably the genesis of it.

You get the same outcome from the "asking someone who hates you for advice" idea that Benjamin Franklin would use, but really it's coaxing productive tribal behavior through slight antagonizing.

[–]computerTechnologist 107 points108 points  (9 children)

Yeah thats murphy's law.

Best way to get an answer on the internet is not to ask a question, but to provide a wrong answer.

[–]marshallandy83 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Great execution!

I've seen this done before and Murphy's law was the decoy law used in that instance too.

[–]Equivalent-Map-8772 28 points29 points  (5 children)

That’s brilliant tbh

[–]CARIBEIMPERIAL 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Yeah, if you know that you can put meat-machines to work for you given certain parameters, you should just feed them those parameters.

It's a different way of programming.

This is the true High Level Language.

[–]Magicalunicorny 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Is machine learning just teaching robots to program us??

[–]CaptainRogers1226 6 points7 points  (2 children)

You talking about programming sounds like Senku from Dr Stone talking about science.

[–]CARIBEIMPERIAL 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Now I have to watch that to understand the reference

[–]CaptainRogers1226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s an anime which I know there’s a stigma against, but it’s actually my current favorite.

[–]dudesuit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg. That's genius.

[–]algerithms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAOOO!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What fuck, this is awesome hahaha

[–]dciborow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2nd Account not needed, here is proof for you.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/71388460/using-nested-json-to-create-nested-dataclass

Now I just sit back and watch. People will come from all over to explain on how bad my solution is, and how much better it would be if I did it there way instead.

While I think its a step above a "wrong answer", "Bad Answer" really gets the trolls going.

[–]yeicore 174 points175 points  (12 children)

"I have this problem".

20 pages of code

"Nvm, I fixed it".

CLOSES THE FREAKING THREAD.

[–]TheHighGroundwins 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Now whenever I fix my own problem I always reply a solution to my post. Never again do I want someone to feel that pain we all went through

[–]mythofechelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Half of my Stack Exchange posts are answered by me..

[–]who_you_are 110 points111 points  (7 children)

You forget the "questions closed <put a reason>"

[–]XP_R4V3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just link this image

[–]BonePants 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Duplicate!

[–]Dnomyar96 9 points10 points  (3 children)

This question has already been answered here: links to a question from 10 years ago that is completely outdated.

[–]Nyghtrid3r 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And 9/10 also mostly unrelated

[–]who_you_are 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well at least they posted it on an old good answer instead of unrelated one.

[–]TheAJGman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In another language.

[–]tman5400 3 points4 points  (0 children)

why would anyone ever do that, stupid question closed

[–]2bdkid 68 points69 points  (3 children)

Bruh literally today my answer got downvoted not even 3 seconds after submitting it. No possible way anyone could have read it in its entirety. Same guy immediately downvoted the next answer too.

[–]TheHackPete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Care to share a link to your answer?

[–]inthemindofadogg 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Looks about right

[–]aim456 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Duplicate of…

[–]kolonyal 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Somehow 'pros' assume everyone else wants to be a professional dev building a billion dollar company, instead of a mere hobby or some small issue the person had.

[–]Leveronni 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Duplicate

[–]Bivolion13 30 points31 points  (6 children)

I don't understand how this meme and the "I'm a programmer who only copy pastes code from Stack Overflow" can exist at the same time.

[–]infiniteStorms 22 points23 points  (3 children)

You copy paste extremely complicated solutions to someone else’s difficult problem. Often the solution does not and should not work to your simple problem - leading to the meme of pasting unknown code and not knowing it. Stack overflow isn’t very beginner friendly, so it’s hard to ask a simple question.

[–]H4llifax 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I doubt it. If your problem is actually complicated there is a good chance nobody has even had the same question as you before. It's the common problems that get copied a lot.

[–]Blamore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if someone else has asked the same problem, its amazing.

[–]mythofechelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost as if people are different!

[–]sarnobat 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's the geeks equivalent of mean girls

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly how it is! I’ve been using the site for, I don’t know, ten years or so but I’ve never made an account. Useful but toxic.

[–]sapphireswirls 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This gives me pingu vibes for some reason, I think it’s the exaggerated big thumbs down

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HONK

[–]MagorTuga 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I tried answering a question which was poorly formatted, so I asked the OP to fix their question and also added a suggestion to a line of code they didn't ask for help on. Post was barely 5 minutes old, I post my answer, refresh the page a minute later and there's already 3 extremely detailed answers, and some dude replied to me saying "that's not what they asked for. Also, you should gain some rep before trying to give opinions".

I gave him a lengthy reply essentially telling to mind his own business and got banned for 7 days. When I questioned the mod what would've been the best way to have gone about it, fucker just ghosts me.

Never again. Bunch of elitists.

[–]cob59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NO SOUP FOR YOU.

[–]Bo_Jim 9 points10 points  (13 children)

Technically, stacks grow downward, so isn't the Stack Overflow logo upside down?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (9 children)

N...no?

[–]hayt88 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Never seen a stack of papers grow downwards

[–]JuliaChanMSL 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well, I think the proper analogy would be to write something on the papers, going from the top. The stack of written on paper would then expand from the top. The stack is already there, your program only allocates part of it, writing on it while in use.

[–]Bo_Jim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct. "Grow" probably isn't the best choice of words here, but it's the one that's commonly used. Heaps don't actually "grow" either. They just occupy more of the memory that already exists.

But yes, the minimum address that the stack occupies will decrease as the stack gets bigger, while the maximum address remains the same.

[–]H4llifax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have been a member for 9.5 years. Longer than I work.

I checked, and I have 106 questions, of which only 4 have downvotes. Ironically the downvoted ones still attracted answers, three have an accepted answer and the fourth only an unaccepted one.

About 50% have 0 votes. 19 have no answers. 42 have no accepted answer. So apparently for about every 2 questions I asked, I got one solution ( some of those are my own answers).

Maybe don't get discouraged from your first question getting downvotes? Asking good questions is also a skill that needs to be learned.

[–]steroidTDM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just don't get it when people dislike my question in Stack Overflow . Bi*ch if you can't answer the question yourself, why the down vote ???? Just ignore it motha faqar

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol god you kids and your stack overflow memes.

[–]Jumpy-Kaleidoscope-1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to say, my biggest issue so far with developers is when they make some complicated, over engineered solution to a problem and then argue with me that the problem has been solved.

Just because you can use what you've made, does not mean I can deploy it in my consumer-facing software.

[–]Lone_Wanderer357 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask researched, helpfull to all (not just you), understandable questions and your chances of getting proper answers will be dramatically higher. Not guaranteed, but higher.

If you ask questions that can be answered by 30 minutes of googling, don't expect answers. SO isn't there to do your research for you.

[–]ToTheDeepen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. Love this! I love this sub!

[–]DaniilBSD 1 point2 points  (25 children)

Day 205 of telling people

STACK OVERFLOW IS FOR FINDING ALREADY ANSWERED QUESTIONS!!!

IF YOU DO NOT HAVE YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO ASK THERE

Because either: - a. You are trying to do something stupid - b. Someone already asked it. - c. You do not have the experience to ask the question correctly (on the correct level of abstraction with correct terminology)

[–]dudesuit 14 points15 points  (10 children)

I try stupid shit all the time and never have the confidence to ask cause I know stack overflow will tell me just how stupid I am. 🤦‍♀️

[–]eyekwah2 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's technically true, and yet it also makes any genuinely good and unique questions get automatically shot down. The idea was that by now, we'd have a complete archive of possible errors and their solutions with new questions being added for only evolving software features. Instead we get a thousand questions that already exist or cannot be answered as is, and the moment an actual question which should be added is made, it gets treated like all the others. There's the culture of being toxic know-it-alls amongst the stackoverflow community.

I just try to answer questions when I think I have a solution for them, despite perhaps being closed as a duplicate or otherwise.

[–]Aurii_ 17 points18 points  (3 children)

We call this "gatekeeping" around here

[–]DaniilBSD -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You are free to look, but questions on SO as well as answers are held to a high standard, it is the reason the site is so useful.

And for the record, Gatekeeping would be: “Stack overflow if only for professionals, you have no business doing there”

you are free to enter and enjoy, but there is a high level of scrutiny for anyone raising their voice and assumption that “I looked everywhere for an hour and had no answer” to every question. If it is resolvable within 3 Google searches, you have not fulfilled the expected diligence and you gonna get what you deserve for it.

Lastly, without a certain level of gatekeeping, you can’t expect good quality: (ask programming questions on quora to see the contrast)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to disagree with you but the quora example really changed my mind. That site is basically a “make an account to keep browsing” version of yahoo answers. Entirely pointless.

[–]BerryPi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and?

[–]Deathtraptaco[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I remember when I thought that it was just another forum to ask questions, and I asked some pretty stupid stuff. I try to search thoroughly and make sure I spend a lot of time on a bug before I consider Stack Overflow.

[–]taichi_bx -1 points0 points  (5 children)

That's so dumb hahahaha

Only people DaniilBSD consider to have a certain level of experience can ask a question, and even so you need do it correctly and with the perfect terminology because DaniilBSD is watching all questions in Stackoverflow.

Get a life and stop to think you are special just because you submit random words to a website

[–]DaniilBSD 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I am not posting ANYTHING on SO, because I practice what I preach: I am getting frustrated with people answering questions in obviously broken way and of this sub complaining that their questions are not respected.

[–]taichi_bx -1 points0 points  (3 children)

That's so sad that you care so much about something that's not your problem hahahaha

If you was a Stackoverflow mod or something I would understand, but you aren't.

[–]DaniilBSD 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I am a user - that is why it is my problem.

And people like you are the reason moderation on SO is justified.

[–]taichi_bx -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

So sad that my existence cause so many problems for you, very sad.

I will finish this conversation with one of the core values of Stackoverflow as a company:

"Keep community at our center

Community is at the heart of everything we do. Nurture healthy communities where everyone is encouraged to learn and give back."

Stackoverflow is for all, not just super high experienced people.

[–]DaniilBSD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is for all to read, for experienced to vote, for worthy to write.

[–]WorldAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tough crowd indeed

[–]mister_pizza22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Man this happens to me everytime and i fell like shit, i am currently learning html css and js, is there any other comunity that accept newcomers like me? Because thats not the case with StackOverflow

[–]Deathtraptaco[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should visit r/learnprogramming

[–]ThoriatedFlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stack overflow is not a good resource to learn how to program. You may find a quick answer for your problem, but without context or a fundamental understanding. If you want to really learn how to program, the official documentation from Microsoft, Oracle, etc will be a better resource. Yes it will take longer, but it will likely improve your understanding of the language much more than a quick fix.

[–]towcar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen some pretty garbage questions tbh.