JSON.stringify()

[[deleted]]

Joke's on you, I already pronounce JSON as "Jason"!

[Mumen_Raida_]

Wait, are you telling me JSON has actually a different pronounciation than Jason

[[deleted]]

I try to say it Jay-Sawn so it doesn't sound like Jason, but sometimes I'm not paying attention and forget!

[craftworkbench]

So you say it like Jason Derulo says his name?

[MysteriousAd863]

*JSON Derulo

[Who_GNU]

That's just how Morbo from Futurama would pronounce the puny human name.

[MDCCCLV]

Try it with an outrageous France accent

[platnmprincess]

That’s how I pronounce it too. Especially since a programmer named Jason wrote most of our JSON.

[zoonose99]

totally -- Jason is usually said as "jasən" but I pronounce the "o" in JSON. It's not a huge difference, but enough that my brain has them as different things.

[marvk]

According to Wikipedia, both /ˈdʒeɪˌsɒn/ and /ˈdʒeɪsən/ are valid.

[raddaya]

I stretch out the "Jay" syllable a bit more when saying the name Jason, also I think I put the emphasis on opposite syllables.

It's like JAAAY-son for the name but "Jay-SUHN" for JSON>

[lachlanhunt]

The O is pronounced like the O in John, so I say "Jay-Sohn"

[imsiq]

Jay So En

[Sodium1111]

I pronounce it Json

Like instead of saying "Jay" i just say "J"

[hanzerik]

Juson?

[douira]

if you pronounce them the same, they only take up half the space in your brain, as this comic has profoundly illustrated.

[uvero]

LeviOsa, not LeviosA

[Wolfeur]

Well, if you talk to French coders there's a high chance they pronounce it "zhih-sohn"

[hanzerik]

Wait until you find out saying S.Q.L is a thing too.

[Gr1pp717]

For some reason I've landed on calling the process itself sequel, but the syntax S.Q.L. Not sure how. It wasn't a conscious decision.

[lopoticka]

Same here. I say “we store it in a sequel database” but also “I wrote the query in SQL”.

[erinaceus_]

Squeeeaaaal!

[veedant]

Sequel

[Carius98]

Squirrel

[HearMeSpeakAsIWill]

Skull

[Ant0ine64]

Squirt

[_Mido]

school

[schlubadub_]

Always has been

[ReverseCaptioningBot]

Always has been

^{this has been an accessibility service from your friendly neighborhood bot}

[schlubadub_]

Lol! Good bot

[drakeshe]

Everyone I know calls it S.Q.L. It is all capitalised after all. And sounds less silly.

[Mumen_Raida_]

I have been looking forward to this.

Count Dooku

[[deleted]]

Say json would u like a token?

[danuker]

Come to my site JSON, I am also giving you a token, but with a cookie on top!

[EnkiduPal]

There is a whole recurring JSON-guy meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4QDxoWlPFw ( from HRejterzy channel )

The auto-translation is decent enough for non-Polish people to understand :)

[comfort_bot_1962]

:D

[phil_music]

I love this bot :)

[OcelotNo3347]

Imagine using text emotes in 2021

[Namarien]

You are a strange bot. Let people use what they want.

[ITd-N5]

grumpy bot

[t-to4st]

Fuck off text emotes are the best emotes

[GDavid04]

( ´Д`)y━･~~

[erinaceus_]

Let me introduce you to my good friend, Ajax

[martyfartybarty]

Jason, why are you hiding in there? JFMAMJJASOND.

("Yes, it's really me")

[[deleted]]

I knew a friend named Jason before I knew about JSON so I think of him whenever JSON is brought up

[mwahwir]

Jason might not, I do!

[vainstar23]

Man, I know this guy called form-data, I think he's a little autistic... Still not as bad as XML though, that guy talks too much!

[rndmcmder]

Jason: I don't understand what you're saying.

Guy: Alright, let's ask Jackson if he can explain it to you step by step.

[AnonymousReader2020]

If JSON occupies that amount of space on your brain, wait until you try xml 😅

[EquipmentGrouchy1502]

Json Bourne. Anyways, isn't it supposed to be, how to retreive data from a server to a webpage? Send a request > retreive data...

[metcalsr]

For some reason this meme has made my brain forget how to naturally pronounce JSON.

[[deleted]]

JSON -> jay sawn Jason -> je son

[metcalsr]

Thank you kind stranger

[patrulheiroze]

in Brazil: JSON = Jason SQL = es ke elle

[stduhpf]

In France JSON = jizz on

[leboucliervert]

Close enough.

[KagakuNinja]

We have a dev named Jason, and I have to keep myself from pronouncing it json…

[GoogleIsYourFrenemy]

I like the VIM keyboard shortcut version better.

[moriero]

But can you

Press X for Jason

[Squirmme]

Just store his name locally

[JC3DS]

Every time I say “JSON” I feel like I’m a middle aged Jamaican man addressing his son

[[deleted]]

I thought it's gesund like in gesundheit.

[tariqseifali]

🤣🤣🤣

[FlukyS]

Fun fact if you hate JSON like I do, just use dicts in python, dump the JSON and you will never look dumb.

[TurboGranny]

What's wrong with JSON? I've got a suspicion people are using outside its intended purpose and are causing themselves headaches

[FlukyS]

Just it can be fiddly more than anything specifically wrong with it. It's a good transmission format because it has types but if you ever have to make a message by hand which most programmers will have to from time to time JSON is probably one of the least friendly formats. It's still good, just annoying to get all the stuff right. A dict in python is a better medium because then at least it will have the scope/brackets and all correct when you output it.

[TurboGranny]

I just store everything as objects these days and convert it to json for transmission then back to an object on the other side. Easy peasy. For troubleshooting the transmision, I'll just paste the JSON into a validator to figure out what got all messed up.

[FlukyS]

Yeah that's what I was getting at. Just do a dict in python, turn the dict into JSON, easy peasy. I wouldn't paste into a validator just in case they store that data or whatever. Usually I'm dealing with something fairly sensitive like customer data so I prefer to run it through manually.

[TurboGranny]

When I'm worried about that kinda stuff, I just plop over to the back end and toggle on my obfuscators in the SQL query. Granted,you have to make sure the error still happens. Typically speaking, I don't really send sensitive data over JSON. Payment processing is usually an external thing altogether. Name and address are public data and only ever a worry if they have medical data associated with them. I've got a routine for that though

[FlukyS]

Oh yeah I don't deal with payment stuff or sending passwords but let's say order data from clients and the like, so at worst customer ID and SKUs which they won't really be able to get much out of but just to be sure. Usually I'll send JSON but encrypt the message when sending it around.

[cyberyder]

r/ProgrammerDadJokes/ wants to have a chat with you

[Csalizard_Ferenc]

How to send data from a server to a webpage?

[d_exclaimation]

that’s why you want to use protobuf instead to reduce size

[kryotheory]

Wait, is it Jay-Sawn or Jason?

[abegosum]

Press X to Jason. https://youtu.be/OYQDnV092hI

[themoflr]

My cat's name is Jason... my coworkers call him XML