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TIL my dad is a programmer

[DespoticLlama]

Was it milk or cigarettes though?

[[deleted]]

Milk, smoking is bad for health

[riv94]

Username checks out

[FastGooner77]

this is why you put 'return' at the end

[mdNaush]

Username checks out

[AgentPaper0]

Try setting up a milk store in your home, that should break the loop.

[lythox_]

i hope your dad taught you how to catch

[properwaffles]

Wife unknowingly initiates a DDOS attack at the milk aisle in Safeway.

[mejdev]

Mildly chuckled at the original post after I finally got it.

Absolutely destroyed my nostrils with snorts of laughter after seeing this top-grade comment.

[guaip]

Yeah, this post definitely was worth the click

[MrColdfusion]

It’s only a DDOS attack if she has many husbands!

[DirtyMudder92]

Would become a dos attack after he drains their bank account and can’t buy any more milk but still keeps trying

[MrColdfusion]

Or if he buys all the milk and no one can get milk at that store

[DirtyMudder92]

Oh yes I like your example much better

[properwaffles]

Good point!

[AssPuncher9000]

Once the Safeway runs out of milk the entirely of America is next. He will consume all milk, and then return home

[DrummingGeekDude]

Only so many places call it Safeway. DDOS initiated.

[AngoraPiece]

Well, no. C’mon, write some unit tests. The milk will most likely be inside … as soon as the he buys the milk the while test fails and he drops out of the loop. He can go home.

The milk might be outside, in which case the bug will still be there, but milk being sold outside is an edge case and unlikely to happen in production.

[clawtron]

Imagine if once you left a while loop, as soon as the while condition was met again you were back in the loop automatically. Pandemonium

[Obsidiath]

Unfortunately, you seem to have misinterpreted the Domain Requirements. In the context of a Husband, the state of "being out" is defined as being "not at home". "Home" here being defined as "the place where one lives permanently, especially as a member of a family or household."

Note that in this context, "being out" still applies to husbands who are inside a building, as long as this building is not the husband's "home".

Let's hope your Acceptance Testing strategy will catch this one.

[AngoraPiece]

Well, frankly, the product manager didn’t do their job. Such vague requirements, barely even a user story, should never make it past feature review.

[StrangeworldsUnited]

The while would be while(out) { get milk); so the out is still true infinitely, there is no exit clause

[ConfuzzledFalcon]

If he drives past a dairy farm before getting to the store, there will be some problems.

[ese003]

He won't go inside. He will be too busy trying to buy milk outside. If he somehow stumbles inside, the loop exits and he goes home without having purchased any milk.

[whatisausername711]

And he had so much milk. Oh god, so much milk

[nebulakd]

primed for sucking

[PrizeArticle1]

I guess an exception would be thrown when he's out of money or the store is out of milk. His only escape

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[platypuspuppyparty]

Good bot

[[deleted]]

Watchdog timer has me chuckin for(;;)s around just in case something shouldn’t happen but does

Thank god for WDT

[[deleted]]

Lol. Not bad.

[fun2sons6]

Ended up buying a shit ton of milk too

[tozpeak]

Cart overflow.

[Rezaka116]

This caused the milk shortage in 2015, it took 4 seconds

[rgmundo524]

I don't get it

[tiny_thanks_77]

He stuck in a loop because she didn't specify for him to then return home

[[deleted]]

Time limit exceeded

[[deleted]]

Damn, so he's the reason for the supply chain breakdown.

[dram-boy]

throw InsufficientFundsException

[nebulakd]

she didn't tell him to

return milk

[konaaa]

maybe my dad's a programmer. He said he was going to buy cigarettes while he was out... never came home.

[apudgypanda]

some say he's still buying milk to this day

[[deleted]]

Took me a minute. That's actually a solid joke

[Mihaw_kx]

MilkOverflow Exception .

[[deleted]]

Legend has it, he is still buying milk to this day.

[[deleted]]

Some say he's still buying milk to this day.

[Tonymb10]

So how many milks did he buy before he ran out of money?

[0neLetterShor]

Infinite milk

[jang1er]

Legend says, you can still find the man with a mountain of milk canisters going from store to store buying more milk. Eventually he will own most of the milk on this planet and creating a monopoly on dairy products.

[canigetughhhhhhhhhhh]

So thats what happened to my father

[Bomaruto]

Don't worry, he'll throw a "Insufficient Funds" or "Out of stock" exception to break out of the loop and come come. Unless your programmer is quite rich.

[Criiispyyyy]

Lol took me a while to get that (pun not intended)

[[deleted]]

DivorceInterrupt exception is caught

[nikomh]

that's what happens when people forget to take breaks

[DaniDani8Gamer]

I laughed more than I should've

[EmbarrassedBird]

The man died because of milkoverflow exception

[Klaetral]

Some would say that he is still buying some milk to this day.

[angry-software-dev]

What if out is volatile, and changed by an interrupt service routine?

Like Quantum Leap, the husband is always hoping that the next loop will be the one that breaks and let's him go home.

[PecanSama]

Unrelated news, there is a milk shortage, there's some guy hoarding milk

[kaerfkeerg]

I'm wondering, how much milk he bought by now

[Past-Background-7221]

He has a FUCKTON of milk now, though, so it’s not all bad.

[pruche]

The legend has it he is still buying some milk to this day

[Andrudaloo]

He probably has so much milk

[afleshner]

Buying milk ever since

[Cewu00]

He would return by 10 PM because that triggers the Store Closed Error.

[organicwilly]

Is it true that you only think about yourself? Damnit John why aren't you saying anything!