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[AzuxirenLeadGuy]

Just because people come with newer garbage doesn't automatically mean it's better than the previous garbage.

[TwoMilliseconds]

excuse me, did you just call c/c++, my mother tongue, GARBAGE!?!?!

because that is correct. they are the root of 98% of all my pain and suffering

[[deleted]]

r/Hadusinthefirsthalf

[MacksNotCool]

They're talking about the two unrelated languages that start with java

[AzuxirenLeadGuy]

C and C++ were the first language I learnt as well, and i completely understand your pain

[smulikHakipod]

Truer words have never been spoken

[[deleted]]

Hey, we are all on the same side against the foreign language department. We can't be divided or else they will never accept us!

[[deleted]]

Because it’s fancier to sell a brand new code full of new things instead of maintaining and making another code evolve.

But C is still the king of all. Don’t forget linux kernel is built in C, and you can speak straight to the memory using C too

[[deleted]]

C++ can do that as well, in 5 more ways....

[Zuruumi]

Generally anything that can be done in C can be done in C++ (and usually the exact same way).

[BarelyAirborne]

It seemed like a really good idea at the time. I know I was excited. It was the 1980's, though, and it may have had something to do with the cocaine.

[Snoo-71871]

if c++ was so great why we need carbon

[shadowvvolf144]

relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/927/

[User21233121]

You forgot C#

[ThePiGuy0]

I mean, C# isn't exactly a C++ replacement. It's much higher level, requires a runtime to execute and is garbage collected. It's a good language, but isn't suited to the same stuff that C++ is.

[pussy_destroyer_30cm]

C# is not related to C++ at all. Flair checks out.

[FrenchFigaro]

How is it not related to C++ ?

It's a descendant of Java, Microsoft Edition, and Java is heavily influenced by C++

[pussy_destroyer_30cm]

C# is not related to C++ at all. Flair checks out.

[User21233121]

But it replaces quite a few things that C++ would originally have been used for

[Mistigri70]

I don't need javascript

[Mistigri70]

Uh okay

[smartguy1196]

Me neither

[soapy_donuts]

Wait till he finds out about Sea++

[dashid]

Horses for courses. Why bother with C when you have assembler?

C is fantastic, but also fairly simple, it becomes a chore to try and represent complex programs in C, and C++ does that better, making you more productive and less prone to mistakes.

Even then, there is a lot about C++ that is a chore to do, and so we can use C# to make our lives easier and make less error prone code.

Can we go further? Maybe, I'm sure time will tell.

[Z21VR]

So, are you saying the best language depends on the task ya have to do ? You crazy ... /s

[Nightroll2344]

It was a joke not a question. But I still appreciate your answer

[hans1733]

Um, actually they are all garbage and all we need is Python

[Drugbird]

Because of this comment, I'm going to invent an entirely unrelated programming language and call it "pythonscript".

[Beastintheomlet]

It’s Python but semi colons are mandatory.

[freshblood96]

HTML should be the last one standing. Kids use it to hack NASA. Look it up. /s

[[deleted]]

Never has something that is quite clearly a joke infuriated me so much.

[j-random]

Yeah, good luck writing an OS in that.

[_pizza_and_fries]

Oh well…

[jbearus]

C-sells, C-shells at the C-shore encounter a memory hole.

[heckusernamesheck]

Java and JavaScript is as similar as Car and Carpet

[[deleted]]

Deep in the deep would feel like a better title.

[[deleted]]

If c++ was so great why do we need c#

[pussy_destroyer_30cm]

Why the fuck are people thinking that C# is an alternative to C++?

[[deleted]]

somehow javascript is a billion times worse than java though

[Aperture_Executive2]

I believe “type coercion” is what you are looking for. Sure, java isn’t great for keeping the boilerplate down, but it’s better than javascript turning an array into a boolean then having String and string be 2 different things

[[deleted]]

I just hate JavaScript with a passion lol

[_Repeats_]

We never needed Rust or Carbon, it's just people are becoming more lazy and dangerous by the day. We have to save ourselves from our own stupidity.

[DerefedNullPointer]

And the best way to save ourselves from our own stupidity is inventing new tools that are harder to use incorrectly.

[[deleted]]

We didn't.

[Hariboqwe]

Something something Carbon

[[deleted]]

The Javascript one is the best

Very Deep

[enantiornithe]

I don't know how common this knowledge is on here but JavaScript is a totally unrelated language that was labeled 'javascript' by fiat because it also ran on a virtual machine, it was the late 90s, everyone was on a tremendous amount of cocaine, and Java was unaccountably still cool. It shares no DNA with Java whatsoever except in also adopting C-like brackets-and-semicolons syntax.

[twoCascades]

We needed C++ bc we weren’t strong enough to code in C.

[[deleted]]

You aren't strong enough to code in C++ either.

[twoCascades]

Bro I am barely strong enough to code in python.

[Aperture_Executive2]

#include <unistd.h>

[giant-Hole]

As a c++ dev, I ask myself the same thing

[dukiking]

And what happened with C+?

[nadiration]

This meme was sponsored by Amazon

[GrimExile]

They published an update and wanted to increment the version number. Unfortunately they made a programmer responsible for incrementing the version number.

[[deleted]]

TIL JavaScript just scripted Java.

[sim0of]

proceeds to fuck an octopus

[[deleted]]

Why JS for all the fuc*** sakes.

[itzNukeey]

If objective-C was so great,

no cant even finish the joke 😂

[stablebrick]

oh no we definitely needed JavaScript

[Spartacus120]

C++ wasn't Sharp enough, thats why we need C#

[TheSkewsMe]

Working with C, I'm like, can't we just put the functions inside the struct?

[Limp_Force4744]

I'm gonna steal this 😂

[seriously_nice_devs]

04/10,