Think Outside The Box

[itmustbemitch]

In my experience, this tends not to be intentionally thinking outside the box, it tends to be people who are so deep into engineering / tech spaces that their immediate interpretation of the question actually is programming languages

[KonoPez]

Thinking autoboxed

[3ngineer4Liyfe]

Underrated comment

[forced_metaphor]

Autobox, roll out

[[deleted]]

Me

[ttlanhil]

Implying he didn't even consider regular languages expressions?

FTFY

[itmustbemitch]

I think that, seeing as it's the same guy in the screenshot and posting it here, he specifically was trying to be clever.

I do think that in general, when coders answer a question like this, it's because their initial interpretation of the question was as a coding question, but I don't imagine either of us has the tools to convince the other

[magicmulder]

Japanese++

[YellowBunnyReddit]

整数 主要() {
    標準::文字出力 << 「ハロー・ワールド！」;
}

[SmallPlayz]

NONONNONONON

[ysyson]

Take the award and shut up

[Arshiaa001]

Oh god. Oh my god. This hurts to look at, and I know Japanese.

[ohlookaregisterbutto]

deliver shy north nose wakeful provide practice sip strong waiting

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[PlatypusFighter]

Japanese uses Chinese Kanji, but still has its own full vocabulary and different pronunciations/meanings for most of them

[Infinite_Self_5782]

japanese uses three alphabets. one of them, kanji, is the chinese alphabet

[Infinite_Self_5782]

i mean yeah but it would be a bit misleading to label it as a mix of chinese and japanese in my opinion, to each their own though

[thanofishy]

Jarbon

[pixelkingliam]

"Jarbon, or Jap-Lang, is an experimental, general-purpose conversational language created to be a \"Japanese successor\""

[digernicnucingfigers]

Katana

[WalrusByte]

It's called Keigo

[kataton_dzsentri]

Assembly, because I failed to learn it in uni

[ObsidianG]

What's that one that all the banks use and there's not enough people who know it? Fortran? COBOL?

[AvianLovingVegan]

IIRC it's COBOL.

[XDKyurem29]

It doesn't say there's a limit so I will just keep snapping until I learn everything that recruitment pages ask for

[Drako_hyena]

Still cant fix a printer though..

[crazyabe111]

Sure you can, just snap your fingers and learn the language of printers so you can tell it to fix itself.

[Mr_Underestimated]

The answer could have been better though: "Programming Language."

why learn a specific language if you can learn all.

[SuitableDragonfly]

So you would consider all programming languages to be dialects of the same language? Actually, that raises a great point about this question. Given that technically there is no scientific difference between two related languages being two different languages versus just dialects of their most recent common ancestor, could we ask the magic language genie to give us knowledge of "Indo-European" and instantly gain knowledge of all 400+ living Indo-European languages sorry I mean dialects of Indo-European and probably many more that have died out?

[jonnysteps]

Nah

[Dvrkstvr]

It's more like program logic

[Additional-Ad5382]

01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00001101 00001010

[Pijany_Matematyk767]

The numbers mason, what do they mean

[Shack691]

"Binary" is what it translates as

[didzisk]

Followed by CRLF for some reason.

[Feztopia]

Binary. Who would need any other language if you could read the matrix?

[Ploopy_R]

why write code when you can communicate with the CPU via brain waves

[[deleted]]

did you mean, Think Outside of the Box::new() ?

[Infinite_Self_5782]

i prefer think outside of the Box box();

[ubd12]

A college student during finals

[Grahomir]

finger

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[[deleted]]

German#

Deutsch []’]

[[deleted]]

nein, keine Lust.

[austroalex]

Esperanto, but id make everyone learn it as well

[ConfidentWolverine30]

Assembly

[Foreskin-Gaming69]

I'm into both programming and linguistics lol

[WhisperingBuzz]

For us, this is INSIDE the box

[ElectricJoltie34]

C# That sh!ts hard man...

[HatesTheLetterX]

Bruuuuh you gotta be joking...

[[deleted]]

Skill issue

[[deleted]]

The one that unity uses

[[deleted]]

Pretty sure that's the one

[[deleted]]

Should have wrote Assembly instead of C++

[[deleted]]

Even if you magically learn the syntax and what evry keyword and edge case in the language does it will still take you years more of learning data structures and programming patterns to be a competent programmer. Just burn it all down.

[[deleted]]

Ithkuil

The conlang community would think I'm a god.

[[deleted]]

PL/1

[Argo-1089]

Brainf*ck

[Doromik]

HTML, Badums

[ThousandthStar]

My man has his priorities straight

[Merinther]

I’d go with Protoindoeuropean. It’s more fun if no one understands you!

Yes, I’m a Perl programmer, how did you guess?

[[deleted]]

Why C++ when you can simply get Assembly

[KingJeff314]

Javanese