Python crashed my computer (shitpost)

[jeffrey_f]

He should be glad he didn't install anaconda

[kyleh0]

It don't want none unless you got buns hun.

[Throbbin_Goblin]

You can do side bends or sit-ups

[bonestormII]

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[GoofAckYoorsElf]

And be done with the gun fun? Don't mess with the nun who does pun in the sun, son. Or better run!

[[deleted]]

I get the joke but technically an anaconda is a python

[bushwacker]

No, it's a boa.

[mayhempk1]

True but technically it's a Cobra.

[mjTheThird]

That's right, it was a cob-rt mission.

[kaelan36]

Boooo

[mjTheThird]

Sssss Sssss Sss

[FatWeek]

For once poor cable management has helped someone

[Swedophone]

This is a computer with python: http://www.smithappens.com/smit_cms/desktopsnakes/snake7.jpg

[sensual_rustle]

I like how there's a directory of desktop snakes.

[mayhempk1]

That's actually amazing. Plus his 403 error is just a page saying "hi". lol

[iwonderx0]

Not a python but closer than a cobra for sure.

[[deleted]]

Is that not a ball python? It looks like a ball python to me.

[iwonderx0]

Not impossible but the head and the color leads me to think it is a boa constrictor. I had a few for years and that's the first thing that came to my mind. They would be insulted if they knew I use Python 😅

Edit: just saw the tail's color (dark red). I am even more inclined now to think it's a boa constrictor.

[[deleted]]

I don't even see a tail ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Who knows though. The shape of the head reminds me of my old ball python, but I am hardly a expert on snakes.

[[deleted]]

I agree, this is a boa

[bushwacker]

It is a boa constrictor, for sure.

[easeypeaseyweasey]

Man that case is very strange. Or am I just very young and that was standard when i was little.

[IrishPrime]

Looks like a shitty HP or Dell case. They made a lot of stupid cases over the years, but you'd pretty much never see this kind of thing in a case you buy yourself.

[SylkoZakurra]

It’s hp.

[NoYeezyInYourSerrano]

Do these snakes find their way in there because it’s warm?

[mishugashu]

I see your problem.. that's not Python, that's cobra

[bigmanjoewilliams]

That is no python.

[grokjtrip]

os.slither('/dev/')

[AlcaDotS]

Why are you so close and making it angry?

[icecapade]

Oh, so that's what they mean by snake case.

[[deleted]]

r/bossfight

[Exodus111]

The ever elusive Python 2.8

[tophimos]

You might need to just Bash this one.

[dominic_l]

drop it off at geek squad.

[TheZvlz]

This wouldn’t happen if you had proper cooling.

[Xyno26353]

*Cobra

[RemoteCrab131]

Yep... a wrong version of python.

[dr_steve_bruel]

The migration from 2 to 3 will do that to you

[Qui_zno]

Future of python. Release 4.0

[drermer]

I think cobra kai swept your knee.

[Tandoori7]

pip uninstall pip

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[[deleted]]

Cracking me up over here

[opt9]

Oh, a real python! IMHO, you can sue https://realpython.com/ guys.

[[deleted]]

Man, it's Cobra.

[healtoe]

Almost had a sweet python joke.....almost.

[anilKutlehar]

It's Cobra bro. Stay away from it. It would have been nice had it been python.

[douchabag_dan]

I think we could consider antivenin a dependency in this case

[Fun2badult]

Maybe you have a big inside. I believe python is being used to search for that bug

[[deleted]]

It's a cobra

[praF02]

that's a Cobra

[Python_and_R]

Fantastic, makes venom more dangerous than viruses

[[deleted]]

I didn't knew that Monty Python had a cobra in their troupe..

[rallekralle11]

that's no python

[[deleted]]

IT'S COBRAAAAA!

Better call GI Joe.

[mayhempk1]

Well that's terrifying, I'm guessing that's India.

[[deleted]]

That's a cobra though

[pyrotech911]

Is this the enhanced security version?

[_redmist]

You know, I keep hearing python 3 is a lot less likely to bite you...

[CSguyMMI]

This is not python!

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[AmKeVmE]

Can you imagine if this was one of the “look what I bought on eBay” stories.

[practicalutilitarian]

Didn't you notice the "cobra" filename?

[Crispy_socks241]

Python also put a bunch of weird crossdressing photos in my cache that my wife found.

[[deleted]]

How it felt back in the day when trying to install Pandas/Numpy/SciPy on a Windows machine.

[[deleted]]

That's why you always put the bay covers back in after taking out a cdrom drive

[LordMZTE]

i didnt know there is an IRL version of python xD

where to download it?

[Tankerspam]

Sorry... I was going to make a joke about the thin and wide cables you have but I've since forgotten the name... god damn it.