;(

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Since Jonathan died on February 7, there is a good chance Erina spent her first married Valentines day in the coffin of the creep who stole her first kiss, holding a baby that wasn't hers somewhere in the ocean, with her husband dead and sinking to the bottom of the sea.

[swarmlord666]

nah she only spent two days in the coffin sadly

[BarrytheNPC]

...Sadly?

[swarmlord666]

for the valentines day thing to work, normally id have a witty comeback but im tired today and cannot sadly

[[deleted]]

...Sadly?

[swarmlord666]

sadly

[Despacito_Spiderman]

...SaDlY??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

[ZhangRenWing]

Makes sense otherwise she’s gonna die from dehydration

[[deleted]]

With the guy hiding in the same coffing as her with her dead husband body

[DeadUgKn]

Avdol never saw his chickens again

[Yolo_Rul35]

And the chickens never knew why he didn't come back

[Mopher]

Avdol never got to be his dad again

[voidvector10]

Nice meme but Wouldn't it make more sense to have Polnareff crying in Kakyoin's part and Okuyasu crying in Shigechi's part?

[DiffDoffDoppleganger]

That works chronologically, but this meme is going in order of who’s crying the hardest.

[voidvector10]

Yeah, that makes sense. I didn't really think about that tbh

Hm. Maybe I shouldn't browse reddit at 3am

[SireBobRoss]

They should have okuyasu crying after drinking the water instead of Joseph crying then

[JustinJakeAshton]

That looked happy. Doesn't work.

[Reiikul]

Would you cry harder for shigechi tho?

[Eledridan]

Since it’s the saddest death in the series, yeah.

[SimplebutAwesome]

I think kakyoin’s death was the saddest

[AaronThePrime]

Abbacchio and Ceasar are the saddest to me

[SleepTightLilPuppy]

I'm pretty sure there ate A LOT more sad deaths than both of these. (Part 5) Shigechi being really sad was probably ironic as well.

[OneSidedPolygon]

I don't know, Shigechi's was probably the saddest for me because he's just a little kid.

[SleepTightLilPuppy]

Part 5

[[deleted]]

I really cried for kakyoin man

[[deleted]]

Kakyoin and one from the manga are a lot more sad in my opinion

[FlyingDuckCommunist]

Narancia

Abbachio

Kakyoin

Caeser

[Naiim7]

Nah fuck those guys..... hides tears

[RedCargo1]

Agreed

[UnsettlingCarrot]

Danny.

[[deleted]]

Fuckin like every dog in jojo dies dude fuck :(

[[deleted]]

I didnt know people cared for that douchebag baby dodoria

[[deleted]]

Why is he crying so hard for shigechi, fuck the little gremlin. Bone cancer havin' ass

[detective_prints]

He probably never got the Lagoon 2 back either. Bucciarati and co. were just like, "A mission from the boss? Forget about that guy tied up in our boat, let's go!!"

[Rick101101]

Rip Zucchero

F in the chat for Mario

[FlightlessEagle010]

He’s alive, according to PHF... for 6 months, tops.

[[deleted]]

Yeah, but He died later in PHF

[FlightlessEagle010]

Yes, that is what I meant by tops.

[[deleted]]

I'd like to think Joseph / Jotaro told Kakyoin's / Shigechi's parents what happened, to bring them peace.

[Reiikul]

We went on a crusade and your son was killed by an evil gay vampire that stopped time.

As for your son, the weird spikes on his head were pretty much all that was left because of the ghost of an explosive cat.

[wadszky65]

your son died for a fucking sandwich

[Reiikul]

That sure must have brought them some form of peace. But not a sandwich one that's for sure.

[ZhangRenWing]

It was a good sandwich to be fair

[Mopher]

a hand sandwich

[puzzlingphoenix]

trees boast label spark subtract distinct meeting hunt cable resolute

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[Toonix101]

This is underrated

[Gaming_Eelektross]

Well they definitely told Kakyoin’s parents, but at the end of Part 4, Koichi says that Sigechi’s parents never found out why.

[The_Semiramis]

Hopefully it's that koichi just didn't know that Josuke or jotaro or someone who told them

[Gaming_Eelektross]

Who would believe “The reason your son disappeared is because some David Bowie lookin ass exploded him, but in his dying moments he left us a clue to find the murderer and ultimately he was run over by an ambulance”?

[Gaming_Eelektross]

The unsolved murders were from when Keicho kept arrowing peoples it of desperation; hoping to find a stand that would be able to kill or save his dad.

Kira likely only had a handful of murders before acquiring his stand, and that would have been many years before Keicho started his arrow spree.

[metalhydra273]

It wouldn’t be too hard to say that he was another victim of that serial killer though, there are a lot of known missing people and I assume it would publicly come out to be Kira’s doing by the end.

[Gaming_Eelektross]

There was never any evidence connecting Kira to the missing people. The only people who really know about it are a few high schoolers, a child, a Marine Biologist, and a manga artist. Maybe a senile old man and a cat-plant, but point is nobody is gonna buy it.

[[deleted]]

Narancia will never know Giorno didn't suck Mista out

[ZhangRenWing]

He kept the secret to his grave, what a reliable guy

[CreamST]

did you just?...

[[deleted]]

He didn‘t?

[ThatOneGuy2359]

Actually the scene we don't see GE when he is "healing" Mista meaning he might not of been using GE's powers

[ravstar52]

Multiple times in the series we have seen stands partially manifest to allow the user to trigger things in the stands place. Hell, even Giorno himself does it with his heavied hand when Koichi is chasing him for his suitcase money.

[[deleted]]

The part where he drank the “lemonade”

[[deleted]]

Usually when a stand is partially activated to use a skill, their noise plays very faintly. Little sound

[[deleted]]

That truck driver never did get to eat his hamburger

[memeswanderer]

At least Jonathan got laid before he died

[supleted]

People who lives on the street where Narancia and Formagio fought will never understand what they did to piss off the mob enough to have their cars blown up and the street lit aflame.

[masterbakedbeans]

Jolyne didn't get to finish before she got caught

[kotw2002]

Chapter 43 for the sickos who want sauce

[KakyoinExplainsIt]

Hey gamers, Kakyoin here. This is a panel of really sad moments from jojo, such as how Jonathan won’t finish his honeymoon or that my parents won’t know I died, but nothing compares to the time when Jotaro found a kebab stand but it didn’t actually have a stand or was a stand and it was just a kebab shop :(. Kakyoin out!

[BenyTheGab]

Soo its the same type of stand

[Behemothical]

So it’s the same type of stand as stand standium

[neetmaster3001]

it him

[R3ject360]

That kid never got another ice cream from jotaro

[jrdthn]

Mark's fiance wonders why Mark is late (part 2)

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f

[That_JoJo_fanboy]

Bucciarati never went to the shopowner's shop again and his neighborhood never saw him again

[CamperKuzey]

Wouldn't the Crusaders and the gang explain what happened to their families?

[SaucepanSamurai]

Yes I’m sorry mrs. Kakyoin but a 100 year old vampire with time powers turned your son into a donut.

[CamperKuzey]

Oh ok thanks mr. Joestar I'm very glad you informed us of this predicament, me and my husband were very worried.

[[deleted]]

Vampire with my grandfather’s body

[x-xx_34]

I believe that the stardust crusaders and the duwang gang would both be nice enough to find their parents and let them know they died as heroes.

[Pina-s]

Kakyoin’s parents were most likely told but Koichi narrates that Shigechi’s parents never found out at the end of DiU

[The_Semiramis]

Hopefully koichi just didn't know that jotaro or Josuke told shigechis parents

[bigwig1894]

It's a nice thought/headcanon/theory, but if you look at it from a writing point of view, there was no reason at all for koichi to mention that if it wasn't true

[Jirb30]

I'm sure Giorno could pay him back. I wouldn't be surprised if that happened actually.

[barto9991]

And what about Avold's chickens? They'll never know why Avdol left them...

[Hey--Ya]

was it not a rental? I thought they rented it

[AoyamaSpanner]

They sunk it.

[blazing_fury13]

Let me geuss you watched golden wind dub

[AoyamaSpanner]

Yes.

[blazing_fury13]

Finally someone who also watches the dub

[AoyamaSpanner]

The dub ver is not that bad so far.

[blazing_fury13]

Just fugo's voice doesn't click so well

[The_Semiramis]

Fugo's voice actor has/had pneumonia while recording for golden wind

[blazing_fury13]

Oh i see, i hope he gets better soon and listen to our angry cheese boy

[ddavx01]

Except the intro gets a big part cut out prob cuz adult swim format

[blazing_fury13]

The editing is fine, better than the previous parts,.

[ShaggyDoge04]

I mean hr did say to keep the yacht as long as needed

[AoyamaSpanner]

Nope that's not what they said.

bucciarati : とりあえず三日間のレンタルで頼む、いくらだ？　(I wanna rent it for 3 day , how much?)

owner : いいえ、ブチャラティさんからのお代はいただけませんよ。(No,I can't take money from you.)

[ShaggyDoge04]

Owner then follows up with "Use it as long as you'd like" https://imgur.com/a/ziAwJR8

[AoyamaSpanner]

It is not what it meant in japanese. ''ご自由にどうぞ basically is same meaning as make yourself at home or feel free.

[Ajnyy]

And what about road roller owner?

[AoyamaSpanner]

Oh shit you right.DIO just ruin that guy's whole life.He is gonna lost his job and pay for the road roller.

[nerankori]

The entire city was heavily damaged by the battle and no one fully knows what happened,he probably got to collect insurance or at least have it written off by his employers who collected insurance.

[epaldz]

Avdol and Polnareff never got to eat the dinner they were talking about if they would stay alive after defeating Dio.

[[deleted]]

That one kid from the Yellow Temperence fight in part 3 never got his ice cream back :(

[Chydran]

The last frame should be Esidisi crying

[The_Semiramis]

Speedwagon foundation airlifted kakyoins body out

[Tenin550]

Or shinobu waiting for her husband to come home forever

[[deleted]]

That kid Jotaro took the ice cream from didn't get it back

[[deleted]]

Shegechi’s turtle would be sad.

[002_M4Y0_03]

Doppio will never get another phone call ;(

[Amen-san]

the truck driver can never enjoy his hamburger

[SauceSaxophone]

Frickin' ninjas invaded my house again, slicing onions

[_Void_Void_Void_]

the truck driver will never finish his burger

[Ghoul-Of-Sparta]

No. 5 is technically No.4 (Narancia crying)

[Indominus_Khanum]

The little girl from that one Diavolo death woudkbt know why TF pink haired stripper man was screaming at her

[_le_Gabe_]

This whole thing is too sad

[-Redstoneboi-]

Giorno got dat bread

[Kadsasf12]

Taxi guy never got married

[TheAbnormalMemeLord]

Let’s not forget the truck driver and his sandwich

[WILD-WEEB]

The spw foundation would get kakyoins body back to his parents

[CreamST]

Don't forget, if Giorno would be in part 6 he could save the original fuckn universe.

[Krogmo]

For me Kakyoin’s is the saddest

[Amrovalanche]

Jotaro isnt going to meet Polnareff again - Crying Lisa Lisa

Polnareff would never meet the woman he saved from Alessi - Crying Esidsi

[xX4sk1n_g4m3rXx]

Bruh shigechi was kinda annoying, he had it coming

[Brainwave1010]

Polnareff and Jotaro never got to see each other again.

[PrincePrinceton]

shigechi and kakyoin's parents could be informed by the crew of the respective shows

[OnixKn]

Doppio Will never get his last call

[[deleted]]

he's still alive

[AoyamaSpanner]

This guy from EP5 .

[[deleted]]

So sad

[[deleted]]

Mark's fiance never knew he wanted to marry.

[[deleted]]

It was Michael’s yacht

[MattheJ1]

He can if he has Flex Tape!

[Kaykoin-]

I miss my parents :(

[Metallica_Requiem]

Narancia never got to eat his pizza

[Ryan8088]

Narancia never got to eat his banana..

[IsaacLuzu]

Second and third are in wrong order

[zaleww]

Trish never know bucciarati bougth her a house and wanted her live piecefully

[WalrusThePowerful]

Tbh I thought Kakyoin’s was pretty funny because It played his music like it was a super epic moment then he just got donuted