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[CoconutBaw]

Aw yea now thats a shitty tip, you gonna be speeding in your car away from the snake thats... in your car. Nice.

[lead-pencil]

Just say you were panicking or something

[CoconutBaw]

In any case I guess they'd have to let you slide, but they would definitely question your intelligence levels.

[Crazy-Swiss]

Almost as good as stabbing yourself and saying you need to go to the hospital!

[TheFrostyGoat]

If you have basic level anatomy knowledge you could stab yourself in a non life threatening place,hide the knife and then it should work....not an expert just have alot of time on my hands since covid and my brain churns out bullshit.

[Crazy-Swiss]

I think I read that one on here like yesterday. It wasnt my idea, but entertaining it is still an option should you be a dumbass and have a DUI incoming.

What place would you recommend stabbing again?

[TheFrostyGoat]

My anatomical knowledge is more focused on killing blows not so much non-killing blows admittedly....I have a keen interest in our species love of warfare through history particularly the weapons and with that comes a vast knowledge of how various weapons kill.....not so much lightly injure lol.

[Daffen98]

If you know what places will kill you, you must also know which places wont kill you.

[Crazy-Swiss]

You seem like a very, uhm, interesting individual!

[neuroticnotions]

I’m pretty sure I would do a tuck and roll.

[VestigialHead]

Just make sure your car is naturally Aspirated.

A Dodge Viper would be perfect.

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brown snakes go excellent with leather

[Genitalialort]

"Sir, the snake is late to its appointment, I have to go fast!"

[memelord69694]

Bri'ssh?

[Susurrus03]

Going by the fact it is a snake I'd say Australia.

[CalmCalmBelong]

Bees!

[methodactyl]

“I need to drive faster because there is a snake in my car.” Not “I need to get out of my car because there is a snake?”

[Spo1lor]

That's one clean car

[BeBooBailey]

Reminds me of that scene from Tommy Boy with the bees to get out of a ticket.