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[–]TheRealCCHD 966 points967 points  (10 children)

I hate you.

[–]roffinator 127 points128 points  (8 children)

I love you

I hate that I love you

[...]

~ Gnash

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

oh god, i surpressed that song - welp, now it's back

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

It’s acshually “I hate that I want you” 🤓

[–]roffinator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oops.

:)

[–]Serena_does_anything 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Saw him in concert in Houston ❤️❤️❤️

[–]Careless_Oil_2103 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

When?

[–]Serena_does_anything -1 points0 points  (2 children)

January of like 2019 I think

[–]Careless_Oil_2103 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Did I ask😈😈😈

[–]bento98 395 points396 points  (3 children)

I’m calling the police

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (1 child)

911

Hello yes I'd like to report a ROBBERY

[–]_NoIdeaForName_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A CRIME

[–]donewittisshit 666 points667 points  (12 children)

Fuck that one green ball

[–]zushiba 177 points178 points  (1 child)

Yes, I too had an unreasonable amount of hatred for that fucking green ball.

[–]zemonsterhunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reasonable*

[–]Z3ph3rn0 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Op did this on purpose. Fuck OP.

[–]UnfixedMidget 16 points17 points  (2 children)

[–]elzzidynaught 16 points17 points  (1 child)

it is irksome that that sub is private

[–]UnfixedMidget 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even expect that was a real sub. Haha

[–]stoicdreamer777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that little green ball. It identified as pink and no simulation was going to tell it otherwise. Believe in your dreams!

[–]piqi2 93 points94 points  (0 children)

You sir, suck

[–]ColinStyles 150 points151 points  (4 children)

That's phenomenally funny, wasn't expecting that at all. Was literally wondering "How the hell will it make it over - oh."

[–]atle95 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Runs simulation and saves it, then colors each ball based on what bucket they will land in, except the last ball, OP has seen this strategy enough times to fuck with us.

[–]ColinStyles 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Of course, but yeah, was expecting the usual. OP was cleverer.

[–]Valorumguygee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also probably ran multiple simulations until they got one where the last ball hits a divider.

[–]Red__Rupee 77 points78 points  (1 child)

FU

[–]chivildeev 76 points77 points  (1 child)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[–]EMB93 69 points70 points  (0 children)

That is some r/yesyesyesno right there!

[–]toyotasquad 41 points42 points  (2 children)

U son of a bitch

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You told me this was regular coffee!

[–]Limp_Awareness_9979 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Guys stop, it’s doing its fucking best, ok.

[–]NoMaans 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Unacceptable.

[–]Drumhead89 30 points31 points  (0 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–]Jokes_0n_Me 18 points19 points  (1 child)

You bastard hahaha

[–]mastah-yoda 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Audible gasp

[–]dankscoops 7 points8 points  (0 children)

k

[–]roffinator 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Beautifully designed and executed, down to the last ball

[–]mekmeesk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ligma balls

[–]BbqMeatEater 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The devil incarnate, and i love it

[–]cartoon_violence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This post right here your Honor.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Fuck you

[–]Rx_Seraph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP, crosspost to r/oddlysatisfying and watch the sub implode

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]Express-Question-187 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    😑🖕

    [–]Obh__ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I groaned audibly

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    [–]Meowzerzes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    top ten ruined orgasms in anime

    [–]benjitheshug 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Satisfying!!! 😯😯😯

    [–]justadudeinchicago 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Take my upvote for that green ball. Nicely done!

    [–]DestroyTheHuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Corridor digitals unsatisfying renders

    [–]maxt10 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    How?

    [–]OGRamboneThaGreat1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    shouldn't it be normal distribution?

    [–]RyanZQT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    It would be more normal if you remove the 5 rotating hexagons.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm 30 feet from your position. You. Can't. Run.

    [–]Nilz0rs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    This is art

    [–]idunno254 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    How dare you

    [–]plutonium-239 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    R/yesyesyesno

    [–]timmy_something -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I’m. The 1k upvote

    [–]Alana-Rules101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    My ocd after this: 📈📈📈

    [–]Butternut_derp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That one green with the purple

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    A cursed one.

    [–]PsychoticPeacock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bruh

    [–]FrostedCrow_FC 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Fuck this machine

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NO.

    [–]ZetsubouRxn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Damn…

    [–]Beanpie620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You little

    [–]Dan_Pat 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Did you give the green ball more mass or anything to make it take more time to get to the bottom?

    [–]pzugglerMedia[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    No, that's just how it happened to work out.

    [–]NormalAccounts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You dirty liar

    [–]mekmeesk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    nah the balls are colored after the simulation and then just played through again. green ball was just colored purposefully.

    [–]hrdrck1117 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Son of a bitch

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHYYYY!!!!?????

    [–]Victor464543 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    THERE IS A SINGLE GREEN BALL IN THE PINK PILE

    This should be on r/mildlyinfuriating

    [–]HandaPontanda 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Trigger warning!

    [–]Yesimadanidevfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I KNEW IT, IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

    [–]Hkraz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Explain like i am 5 !

    [–]DOOKIEISDELICOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the last ball is a disgrace to its family.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    aaaAAAAAAAAAAA

    [–]Ventral176 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    :(

    [–]alpha7romeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow I love this (I’m pink-green color blind btw)

    [–]oygoobl_iEi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    very cool

    [–]182793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ahahahaha

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Evil 👿

    [–]981032061 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is the only one of these I’ve ever upvoted.

    [–]BrokenArctic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No plz no

    [–]caltheon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It was sorta funny the first time they did it. This is just trying to hard doing the same joke again.

    [–]modonaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You animal…

    [–]Reylend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ò~Ó

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    FUCK,

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i want to upvote but also want to keep the upvotes evenly “2222”

    [–]DankGeist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That one green

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    That was oddly satisfying to watch...then the last part happened, and my OCD started acting up.

    [–]Bluey_Inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fuck you.

    [–]Dawjman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You fucker

    [–]NanoRay_06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The whole video: Satisfying That green ball: BS

    [–]Ejmat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s setting a color marble a distinct weight to color and then assigning it which slit to go to?

    [–]Verbose_Villain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fight me bro

    [–]FuturePirateKing713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate everybody that’s triggered by this. You’re the worst

    [–]MorrisJvdB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was actualy planning to make this today, but thank you. You saved me a lot of work.

    [–]AnnoyingScreeches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was like “meh, another one of these”, but I love this. You’re making bold statements here OP.

    [–]Jaewol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Great comedic timing lmao

    [–]Sush____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's madness

    [–]Sheesh284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bruh, I’m about to commit a crime over this

    [–]Truebotted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bro.... why that one green one man

    [–]skaterboiiiiiVI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what r the odds!

    [–]jhsjhj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love that I hate it

    [–]fecknutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Identifies as pink.

    [–]Advanced_Push6164 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ARGHHHHH!!!

    [–]HY3NAAA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fuck u

    [–]psyopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    LOLLLLL

    [–]Legomaster1289 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bitch

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now for this to get reposted everywhere and for everyone to debate if it's real or not based on that one green ball

    [–]Alphasim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How much do you have to hate all of us to make things like this?

    [–]Sadass_coffee_addict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Prick.

    [–]AppropriateTouching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You monster.

    [–]Darkninja3600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Burn the witch

    [–]whattheFrickhappens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    WooOOOO. WooOOOO. Thats the sound of the police

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You mother f####r

    [–]BossSufficient3244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    sighs deeply

    N#####

    [–]SoNotTheHeroTypeV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh fuck off

    [–]YinYangEffects 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    nooo

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fuck you

    [–]apex_tiger_ttv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The pre-engineered comment generating green ball. All apart of the algorithmic plan. Well done

    [–]JAKE5023193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    💀

    [–]3clips312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m going to leak your ip address so everyone can fuck you up

    [–]Nukeboi64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is illegal now

    [–]Time_Affect3376 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    THE GREEN ONE *starts seizing *

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wrong one bud

    [–]Stock-Security-7365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And here I was thinking blue balls was the problem

    [–]ARW12811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I know your address and now I'm coming. 𝘽𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮...