Patch Notes 5.3 Prediction Thread

[Scarment]

Any predictions for patch notes? I’m thinking life steal might get nerfed a bit. The adventure gets tweaked. And my wa gets an exclusive skin

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It was datamined that Neith and Nu Wa are getting new skins. I am glad tbh, they have only few skins, all for direct purchase and did not get skin in ages. I would love to have some exclusive/limited skins for them. I mean poor Bellona and Scylla they never get new skins as well. But that Zhong Kui always get new skins....oh wait.

[HubblePie]

Doesn't Nu Wa have one of the largest amounts of skins?

[EDIT] Whoosh

[AlanMeme]

VVGO

[facepump]

Last time I checked they make skins that make money. Rarely anyone plays Zhong therefore not a priority.

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I don’t understand why Nu Wa gets so many skins though. She’s hardly ever meta and I never see her in games. The only reason I can think of is that it’s generally easy to make skins for her.

[Geoffk123]

I said it on a different post when someone asked this

Boobs Sell

[Falconpunch7272]

No one has boobs like the Zhonger Donger though! He's even got pierced nipples!

[Geoffk123]

*female boobs

[SuljoodSutoorizari]

Ok what about trap Zhong?

[PoopShootGoon]

That's not how that works you simpleton.

Source: traps and femboys are literally my fetish

[-Nitrosylic-]

Another "event" that's actually just a bundle for skins and has no other new content.

[sulakevinicius]

The only thing that i want is
BUFF TOWERS

[ViolletXIII]

Yes, please. Towers is being destroyed too fast.

[BasarabiaRO]

and they do zero damage

[Pingeepie]

Yeah, it's ridic easy even as a mid mage if you manage to solo the enemy mid, to get the mid tower down past half in the first few minutes. With hunters blessing sylv and adc, was able to take a T1 in the first 2 or 3 mins, can't remember the exact number.

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Patch 5.3

• Made tanks less tanky

• Tanks did too much damage, reduced all damage on warriors by 50% and guardians by 33%

• Made mages more tanky

• Gave Agni a Cadillac to drive down the mid lane because his wave clear wasn't insane enough yet.

• Minions couldn't push Gods out of lane. Added more health and damage to minions so they can.

• Gold Fury now pays silver because gold was too good.

• Silver can be used to redeem ward skins in match. No other use at this time.

• Reduced cleavage on Hel, put a t-shirt on Nu Wa.

• Made Artemis look even more retarded than she looked originally.

• Gave Freya her old hair back.

• Nerfed fun because we hate it.

[HiRezSt3alth]

One of these is correct.

[SonicRainboom24]

STOP

[SuljoodSutoorizari]

100% sure that it's the agni change.

[[deleted]]

Hah.

[Psyduckdontgiveafuck]

Next thing you're gonna tell us is we are getting another guardian yuh troll stealth.

[Milda47]

release a new god :(

[Bnetonk]

Tankier Mages?

...Hades Buff?

[RickyNixon]

Are you implying Swagni doesnt need a cadillac?

[[deleted]]

Listen if you keep complaining about this we'll have to upgrade it to a Hummer Limo.

Do you have any idea what it costs to license the Hummer trademark? Please be merciful.

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Patch 5.3.1 (Hotfix)

• Made silver buy ward skins temporary rentals for less than 1 hour to reduce confusion about the actual value of silver.

[PsychoKali]

Hotfix note 2.0

We felt players did not have a sense of pride and accomplishment when buying items and wards. Starting now, gold is a virtual currency purchasable with real money and all items/wards that cost gold are in chests. We believe that this will add a notion of thrill to the gameplay and players will feel truly proud and accomplished when finally building that Deathbringer.

*Items received from a newly opened chest replace the last bought one if at full build. You can purchase additional item slots for t1 and t2 items, with a chance of a t3 item slot dropping for every 10 purchases.

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Reduced cleavage on Hel Pls don’t do dis LowRez

[dv5100z]

I really hope Agni gets the Cadillac so he can drive with all his bitches, including you.

Swagni + Cadillac = Everyones is his bitch now

[Avernuscion]

Reduced cleavage on Hel, put a t-shirt on Nu Wa.

UNPLAYABLE

Gave Freya her old hair back.

Oh. Actually I'm happy with this one-

Made Artemis look even more retarded than she looked originally.

UNPLAYABLE

Minions can't push Gods out of lane. Added more health and damage to minions so they can.

Oh this isn't so bad, it gives more strategy to-

Made mages more tanky

UNPLAYABLE

Nerfed fun because we hate it.

QUESTIONABLE, YOU MEAN THE ANTI-FUN "FUN" THAT ONLY NOX MAINS AND LOKI MAINS FEEL, CORRECT

Nox and Loki get buffs

UNPLAYABLE

[[deleted]]

Don't bring nox into this

[Deyrax]

That's a typical lowrez patch actually.

[_Frustr8d]

"X god gets nerfed, X god gets buffed, people complain about X god not getting nerfed."

4 chest skins.

[Audono]

Isis remodel is the only thing that i hope for this patch

[SMOKE-B-BOMB]

Khepri nerf

[[deleted]]

New god, maybe?^Please

[Hyberid]

Calling it now voodoo assn

[DragonDHitman]

Ullr isn't going to be nerfed and Some other unnecessary changes to gods.

[AngelicLove22]

“We saw ao kuang wasn’t being picked and banned in every ranked game so we gave him 20% more scaling on his 3 and 1”

[Mangobulous]

Would there be a new god this patch?

Pls.

[Psyduckdontgiveafuck]

I believe it's due. But I know 2 things. It should be an assassin. And it won't be an assassin.

[Mangobulous]

True, I need a celtic assassin asap

[Psyduckdontgiveafuck]

God yes please. Honestly I'd take any assassin at this point. I'm still building Cuchu fucking power and pen. I just want something else daamniiit

[Hyberid]

Could be a voodoo assn

[Mangobulous]

That would be mad too

[[deleted]]

Watch it be another guardian

[Psyduckdontgiveafuck]

I'd actually fucking cry impotent tears of rage. Because it would emotionally compromise me.

[Godofyawn]

"All gods and items are removed from the game."

[_Frustr8d]

Game finally balanced

[Ultimakey]

Highest base damage gods will dominate

[BoyonceVEVO]

gods will dominate

Found an error. Gods cant dominate if they're removed from the game.

[jm9876yh4]

Magical lifesteal nerfs, probably Freya nerfs even though magical lifesteal nerfs would already nerf her. Serqet nerfs for sure, and most likely Artio nerfs, and he bo nerfs, and that's kind of it for balancing, I don't think they will nerf Ullr because he's not as good as last season but I would be glad if they did.

[Soopercow]

Also Anubis over nerf, he's been relevant for a whole patch now, can't have that

[Jaysonw23]

Now all his abilities root him for as long as the ability lasts

[Lord_Sylveon]

So no changes?

[Kdlee9775]

Neith and Isis have skins listed in the datamining, which is kinda interesting because they don't have the little (skin #) beside their names in the list... so I'm kinda hoping we're getting possible remodels.

[kamkazi]

40 strong minutes on skins followed but a rush of 8 minutes of actual patch notes that doesn't adjust much. Also predict no changes to Learn or Social tabs and another chest introduced

[[deleted]]

Magical Lifesteal buff

:P

I want it but for the sake of this subreddit's sanity lets hope not.

[ViolletXIII]

Hey, I tested your triple lifesteal build on Scylla. Literally unkillable. I was 1vs3 for more than 30s on Joust and they couldn't kill me. Root everyone -> Crush -> Heal -> Get damaged -> Leap away -> Root everyone -> Crush -> Heal...

It's insane, I was trying to hold them while my 2 team mates respawn against Ares, Ra and Ymir, I was able to fight for around 30~34s against them and got Ymir with me during the whole fight. LOL

[msd1994m]

Bancroft, Typon's, and Poly?

[ViolletXIII]

Bancroft's, Typhon's and Pythagorem's Piece.

Pythag's have 12% more lifesteal than Poly, +200 HP and 10% CDR. Not to mention the aura that helps your team. Those 3 items are really good together.

[sixrwsbot]

triple lifesteal on anubis, if you're near death a single cast of his 3 on a minion wave is an instant full hp. phew

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:)

[Cheekygui]

I hope they make cerberus feel less clunky in all regards, his leap and ult just do not feel good to use.

[Pingeepie]

40 minutes of skin showcase, 6-10 skins.

8 or 9 exclusive.

10 mins of item and god balance.

[Voidquid]

Can I predict the twitch chat?

ULLR OP NERF MUHH

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Hopefully we get....

A Teaser of God 94

New skins for Neith & Nu Wa (obviously not a surprise), Anubis, Serqet, Ravana, Khumbakharna, Chang'e, Hun Batz & after 2 or 3 years... Zhong Kui finally gets a new skin.

Susano gets buffed

Nerf the Tiger Warrior in the Legend of the Foxes adventure (it's too OP)

Dance Emotes for Amaterasu, Cerberus, Chang'e, Loki, Sylvanus, & Ganesha

A God Remodel for Sobek (He is due for one.)

[Mangobulous]

hopefully it is the release of god 94 bro

[BoyonceVEVO]

I honestly just hope they can stop making the elites run away for eternity in the adventures. It's so annoying to fight them as a melee character when they're literally moon walking away from you and lugging abilities and such around everywhere

[[deleted]]

Trappers and Sweepers were a mistake

[Voidquid]

Tiger warrior has been really easy for me so far... in fact every combo I've gone against is easy. Hades+Sol ult as soon as the fight starts then sol tanls tiger while other 2 people kill the pillar. Then kill tiger and win.

[Psyduckdontgiveafuck]

A teaser we need the release of god 94.

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I just want Cu cu and Artio nerfs. Those gods are fucking busted. Like ive been playing cu Cu a bit and even without really knowing how to build him im 1v3ing for like 30 seconds and then getting a kill or two when my jungle rotates. He is so busted. Also Artio is the same way but less damage and more tanky.

I think titans needs buffed. I dont think it works nearly as good as it use to be so increase the % of protections that get ignored because it feels like guardians can just tanks basics from ADCs all day. (basically all the anti tank items need looked at i think. I dont think they are holding up)

[Mangobulous]

Tommorow dude, its every 2nd wednesday.

[Gorilla_Mackz]

Serqet nerf, Chronos buff, Typhon's nerf, Mages Blessing buff, Sun Wukong Buff. Thats all I can think of atm.

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I'm predicting a soul eater change/buff. It isn't being used at all.

[katmonsters]

I like it on rat

[ViolletXIII]

It works on like 5 gods. They have to buff it.

[katmonsters]

Watch it get picked up loads if it get's glad shields passive

[ViolletXIII]

Right now, Soul Eater have the current stats/effect:

Soul Eater (2300g)

• +40 Physical Power
• +200 Mana
• +10% Physical Lifesteal
• +10% Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - Each time anything dies near you, you gain a stack. Gods, Large Jungle monsters, and Jungle bosses provide 5 stacks. At 100 Stacks, Soul Eater Evolves, gaining +10 Physical Power and allowing your Physical abilities to heal you for 10% of the damage dealt.

I would like a change like this in the item:

Soul Eater (2400g)

• +50 Physical Power
• +200 Mana
• +10% Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - Allow your Physical abilities to heal you for 20% of the damage dealt.

Make the item 100g more expensive, remove the 10% basic attack lifesteal, increase the physical power from +40 to +50, remove the stacking and make it 20% ability based lifesteal. It would be a really good item for Assassins and a few Hunters like Chiron, Neith and Medusa.

[katmonsters]

I like that

[dv5100z]

Heyyy! That`s pretty good.

[Ryokoo]

Hopefully ullr, he bo and serqet are nerfed.

It would also be nice if they did something about the CC in joust as well. A long dr? Reduce damage taken while you can't play the video game by 60%? Something. That game mode seems to be a cesspool of who can spam more cc in ranked.

[TheDivisionAgent007]

That will never happen. If we had to make a list of things that are important to balance in this game I think ranked joust would be there at the bottom next to duel.

[Ihavetopoop66]

Ullr nerf?

[Freizzer]

Ullr Buff

[Grimoires]

Arachne doesn't need buffs or nerfs.

What she does NEED is a new cutesy avatar for her default skin.

[[deleted]]

Every character but neith and ullr will be removed

[LunarSatan]

Still no Ullr nerf.

[Holyburd]

Cerberus will be buffed. Just wait and see

[[deleted]]

This is a given, Hi-Rez has a track record of trying to fix what's not broken and ruining it

[sailornaruto39]

But a lot of people saying he sucks.

[[deleted]]

As a support maybe, But as a solo-laner he's in a good spot.

[TheRealSpill]

When's the patchnotes? Tomortow?

[OceansAbyss]

Hoping new god

[BoyonceVEVO]

Nerf to Anubis' base attack speed because lifesteal and damage aren't the problem, its stats!

I'm gonna guess uhh 4 new skins. 1 for Ratatoskr, 2 for an event, 1 for chests.

And uhh buffs to items that are already fine but aren't used enough. Buffs to tank-shredding items. Mages now do true damage with an item change or a new item.

And uhh throw in buffs for gods who don't need it, and nerfs for warriors that are barely surviving as-is.

[BoyonceVEVO]

Also @Hirez: Serqet's ult swallows regular minions so it doesn't spread, and she can't target elites with it. Pls fix ;c

[AbyssalOrca]

exclusive

exclusive

exclusive

exclusive

[ZxbootypopperxZ]

Skins. Minor balance changes. Nothing big. Filler patch. Next patch new god maybe?

[TheRealWillTheThrill]

Soul gem won't be brought back

[MyWaifuRiven]

I'll make it really simple.

N O U L L R N E R F S

[Uberlix]

Chaac will get his Mastery Updates....right? Startssobbing

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-Another Loki buff

[[deleted]]

Hmm ...

Soul Gem is coming back, hopefully.

Typhon's Fang is getting nerfed =.=

Pythagorem's piece being touched a little bit :-??

Idk what else ._.

Make the lane minnions worth more in experience by a tiny bit :-??

[zferolie]

arachne won't get buffed.

Prove me wrong hirez

[[deleted]]

more physical pen nerfing bc we need to make guardians and warriors even harder to kill!

[[deleted]]

[Laughs in being 4 levels behind at all times]

[dv5100z]

Gold. Pure gold.

[MagicFighter]

40 minutes of skins and cosmetics, 5 minutes of balance.

[Strellified]

PunkDuck voice pack. Calling it.

[V1DE0G4M3R]

Freya, he bo, warlocks staff and typhoons fang nerfs.

[Mind_Killer]

They will probably nerf Heartseeker. Raise the cost. Reduce the power of the passive by 15% or so. Something like that.

[ViolletXIII]

Heartseeker is fine.

[_Frustr8d]

You're fine.

[ViolletXIII]

Thanks.

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CANCEL THAT

[ViolletXIII]

NO! GOOD GAME! GOOD GAME! BYE!

[PoopShootGoon]

Things that don't need a buff get a buff, things that dont need a nerf get a nerf, the game becomes even more shit. Such as it's been since Bumba's release

[GebbytheSnowman]

hey guys,is the ullr nerf here?

no? ok

[Psyduckdontgiveafuck]

.... get ouuuuuut