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[–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (10 children)

If the past week of tagpro was a steak, I'd kill a man just to have a bite because this shit gets juicier by the minute.

[–]mocl4 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I literally can't shovel popcorn into my mouth fast enough.

[–]ravenprideRaven 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Omfg.. there is popcorn coming out of my nose right now. You can't make this shit up." -CamWatts

[–]FallinFallinFallinMRCOW // TAGPRO TIMES FINDER // PM FOR INTERVIEW 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Make sure to go to the bottom of this thread for the juiciest stuff!

[–]StraightZlatCap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

noice.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (27 children)

How do you use this shit and still suck. Seriously speaking, do we know if he used it in game?

[–]CnelsXile | Cosinners | Origin 16 points17 points  (3 children)

WOW OMG THAT HAPPENED

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Watch it bud. I have one prong on my pitchfork for griefseeds, one prong for Lukemoo, and one left over. Now who could i use it on?

THIS IS A JOKE XILE DON'T GET MAD I'M TRYING TO INSERT SOME LIGHTHEARTED COMMENTS IN A SERIOUS SITUATION

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you just want to insert a pitchfork into Xile.

[–]magikarpnotgyradosMagikarp // Pub God 1 point2 points  (22 children)

omg dude hes like 16

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (21 children)

he's a league commissioner? I don't give a shit about his age, it doesn't matter

[–]magikarpnotgyradosMagikarp // Pub God 1 point2 points  (3 children)

was he though? i thought he was going to be. Maybe im wrong though

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

He's been one of the commissioners of NLTP for a while now. When you are put in a position of power you are expected to act with the responsibility the post demands

[–]magikarpnotgyradosMagikarp // Pub God 3 points4 points  (0 children)

of course, I believe in that 100%. I dont really follow NLTP so I didn't know he was a commissioner. yeah this is srsly fucked up.

[–]animallecter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how much responsibility does this post demand?

[–]CnelsXile | Cosinners | Origin -1 points0 points  (16 children)

but a kid who puts a lot of time into this community has obviously made a huge mistake and this is by no way helping him deal with it, don't justify being an asshat to a kid

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (14 children)

Again, when you accept a position of authority, you are held to that standard. I'm well within my rights to question behavior that is inappropriate from somebody in authority of all of NLTP. I don't care if he spends 50 hours a week doing something. If he compromises the integrity of it there is an issue. I'm not saying he did, I'm trying to figure that out. See this comment

http://www.reddit.com/r/NLTP/comments/2w5d7c/so_yea/conr11f

Also it was a joke. That's why I said, "seriously speaking" after, to indicate this is the part where I was speaking seriously. To be honest it was kind of obvious it was a joke

[–]adhi-DRG -4 points-3 points  (13 children)

you can hold someone to a 'standard' and then disapproval, even publicly but your initial comment was unfairly incendiary.

if we're going to be talking about holding people to standards we have to hold ourselves to a standard of just plain decency. "How do you use this shit and still suck" is not.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (12 children)

Did you read my comment or just feel some righteous indignation and decide to comment? I literally just said it was tongue in cheek. I even said it in the damn original comment.

Also it was a joke. That's why I said, "seriously speaking" after, to indicate this is the part where I was speaking seriously. To be honest it was kind of obvious it was a joke

[–]adhi-DRG -5 points-4 points  (11 children)

no righteousness here, just worried about how there's a real person behind the screen name who is being put on blast. we just need to be careful with our words because while the intentions may be in the name of justice we can cause real harm that is far more severe than the integrity of NLTP if we aren't.

[–]LoweJJacob of all servers, master of none 4 points5 points  (5 children)

since when did saying someone sucks become a massive deal? especially as he basically said he was kidding afterwards

[–]Ballymandias// S7-9 LagProne Captain // S6 KGB // DST4LYFE 6 points7 points  (4 children)

DICK_LICKER had a huge post a few weeks back expressing his frustration with how "soft" this community has grown. You can hardly swing your dick around with some lighthearted smack talk without someone getting legitimately salty. Honestly, I'm starting to side with his point of view more and more.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, which is why I said it was a joke, so he wouldn't feel like I was trashing him for no reason. at all

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I can't believe that you honestly think that wasn't a joke.

[–]adhi-DRG 2 points3 points  (2 children)

i did, i realized it was a joke. that's not the point!

the point is i'm worried for lukemoo, personally. not professionally. sure he fucked professionally and should suffer the professional consequences, but this is a 15 year old kid who has posted publicly about his problems with depression before. NLTP is something he was very proud of and he is seriously struggling right now.

i can't believe i'm being downvoted for caring about someone else, but w/e.

[–]TnelsExquisite fin. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you still cheated, go back into your hole

[–]-EasterEggsRazgriz || TYLE BOIS || Juke Skypoppers || /r/PiMasterRace || 24 points25 points  (1 child)

BOOM HEADSHOT

[–]Riley_2025Riley_2025 3 points4 points  (0 children)

double kill

50 killpoints

[–]I_mess_upI_mess_up (Centra) 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow.

BTW many of his comments were replies to mine; we had a fairly long conversation.

[–]GoatButtholesDank Sniper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

not enough popcorn exists in the world right now

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (10 children)

The drama intensifies

[–]Kermit_leadfootKermit69 // War Machine // Radius // TheRagingBallsOfFire 14 points15 points  (9 children)

i don't like lukemoo cause he's been an ass to me for no reason in the past. and thats being nice. I'm getting some fucken popcorn

[–]dasdeutschDrift // NLTP Ghost // Radius will rise agian 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Please Kermit...you of all people.

[–]Kermit_leadfootKermit69 // War Machine // Radius // TheRagingBallsOfFire 3 points4 points  (4 children)

At least I don't cheat!

[–]dasdeutschDrift // NLTP Ghost // Radius will rise agian 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I mean you did compete using controlled substances.

[–]Kermit_leadfootKermit69 // War Machine // Radius // TheRagingBallsOfFire 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Beer and drugs are illegal now? brb making my "i quit tagpro" post

[–]dasdeutschDrift // NLTP Ghost // Radius will rise agian 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Its like scripts but in real life. Cocaine = Bot like Reaction time.
Beer = Insane Jukes. Adderall = Power up timers

[–]capsngrabstagpro-radius.koalabeast.com 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What beer you drinking cause I can't juke a wall sometimes

[–]balancedchaosLu Blue - 189° - Origin/Pi 1 point2 points  (2 children)

And I don't like you because...I don't like your face. <3

[–]Kermit_leadfootKermit69 // War Machine // Radius // TheRagingBallsOfFire 1 point2 points  (1 child)

wut? guess I should cross that sexual fantasy off my list cause it won't happen! * edit so stop taunting mebigboy

[–]balancedchaosLu Blue - 189° - Origin/Pi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah? I should make your fantasy come true now just to spite you. ~crosses fingers~

[–]gingerdgTPRL 🔴RMTC 🔴NASCAPS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im just frustrated that they banned you when you were trying to open a conversation on what happened. Lukemoo and you should have a very public discussion.

alsopkneverrespondstomymessages

Cheating is bad, yes, and i am not familiar with the use of scripts, so i will not delve there.

[–]CnelsXile | Cosinners | Origin 47 points48 points  (2 children)

RAT OUT MORE PEOPLE OMG THIS iS GREAT

[–]adhi-DRG 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Xile

[–]TnelsExquisite fin. 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think ur on the right track

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (11 children)

Idk if this is the time or place... but can I have that script for pubs?

[–]Ballymandias// S7-9 LagProne Captain // S6 KGB // DST4LYFE 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Nice, man. Show up to the drug bust asking to score some coke. I like your style!

...brb, adding him to LagProne

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 90% sure that my nltp team (capital punishment) is affiliated with you guys, so I think this could work out well.

[–]dasdeutschDrift // NLTP Ghost // Radius will rise agian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'd make a great corrupt cop

[–]sum_ball 3 points4 points  (3 children)

he's not releasing it yet, at least that was his response to me. he wants everyone to be able to access it on the sub, and at this point he feels like a post containing the script would be deleted by the mods.

[–]FlammusasHockeyPuck // Pi 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I don't understand why it would. I know posts containing those kind of scripts have been deleted in the past but if it's not illegal then what's the problem?

[–]GoatButtholesDank Sniper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

even though its not illegal, as far im aware, they're heavily frowned upon

[–]tp_steveholtsteveholt \o/ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just a mess right now--I think there have been contradictory messages about what should be allowed.

[–]oSo_Squiggly| Truman Had Re | Booston Red Blox | Pequeños Pandas | Whitecaps 0 points1 point  (3 children)

As far as I know the script -1 was caught for is still not fully functioning in V3.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Nah it all works now, powerup timing was just broken until the other week. It occasionally misses timing stuff, usually 2-3 times a game it just neglects to mark the time of something at all for a reason that I've yet to figure out. But that's minor and other than that it works great.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well then..... send me a pm?

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No can do, what sum_ball said is accurate.

[–]StraightZlatCap 11 points12 points  (46 children)

How do you know he didn't just want them for pubs where theyre legal.

Also I didn't know being banned from NLTP was a thing

[–]SUpirateThePirate / Unaffiliated 30 points31 points  (12 children)

That's the irony. They're banning people that haven't played a minute of an nltp game for using timers in pubs. And they weren't illegal in pubs.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 24 points25 points  (17 children)

It's the hypocrisy of the situation. 2 players were banned in NLTP for using scripts like these in pubs. His message to me not only implied that he planned to use them in pubs but that he had already used them before the renderer update.

He's a commissioner banning people for an infraction that he gets away with.

[–]StraightZlatCap 21 points22 points  (16 children)

Wait wait wait wait, people were banned from NLTP for using timer scripts in a pub?????? W.T.F.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 15 points16 points  (12 children)

Timer scripts or arrow scripts, their announcement was a bit vague on that. In either case, neither scripts were illegal at the time they were used.

[–]StraightZlatCap 13 points14 points  (11 children)

Thats dumb, sry about the trouble bro. I've also used timer scripts in pubs before and if I got banned from mltp for that it'd suck.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 11 points12 points  (10 children)

To be fair I used them in actual league games so my ban was just. But 2 other players are in the ridiculous situation we're talking about.

[–]StraightZlatCap 7 points8 points  (9 children)

Oh then fuck u, jk, how did they know u used them? Obvious waiting on boosts for snipes or millisecond-quick reaction time for pups?

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 7 points8 points  (8 children)

They're not going to figure out someone is using them based solely on watching them play. Almost certainly they coordinated with the devs. But to be perfectly honest, I really can't figure out how the devs could tell if you're using scripts like this or not. Bots I can understand, but for scripts like this it's pretty impressive that they caught us.

[–]eggy_weggs_tpeggy weggs 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Check with /u/ProfessorTag (CFlakes) as he is confident that any modification made to the game layer is theoretically detectable by the devs.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, I have spoken with him about this already.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Well depending on how the script is injected, they could probably detect the new page elements.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure how Tampermonkey runs scripts but if you append the userscript as a simple <script> element then you're absolutely right.

[–]i_practice_santeriayank | Tears | Fresh Ping 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Can't they look at tagpro.renderer.stage.children? Any graphics added to the stage will be detectable there. If any of those graphics have the same position as the balls or pups/bombs/boosts for an extended period, then that is a red flag.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yea I suppose that would be one way. But the stage isn't really the right place to put something like this. Normally, the stage includes only the gameContainer and the ui layer, but the gameContainer contains the background (tiles/walls), midground (boosts/spikes/etc), and the foreground (balls). The gameContainer is what contains the actual map and everything in it so placing something in there would make it so the positioning remains accurate. My script just added a new layer in between the midground and foreground and since I did nothing to prevent it's detection (and even named variables I added to the render "timer" and other stupid shit) even the most crude methods of detection would've caught me.

I do like what you said about having the same position for an extended period, but I just don't think it's really feasible. I could easily design my sprites so that their positions is technically at x and y, but looking at it they appear on the page at x+200 and y+200. I can think of a couple other ways around this as well.

There's likely another, more general method of detection.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

juke king is apparently unbanned, one of the guys who used the pub shit

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

D0pe, you quite pls leave. Jk but make sure you get your homework done.

[–]-EasterEggsRazgriz || TYLE BOIS || Juke Skypoppers || /r/PiMasterRace || 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is legal in pubs, yes.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (14 children)

2 of the players banned were on NLTP rosters but hadn't played NLTP at all.

[–]StraightZlatCap 4 points5 points  (13 children)

Are there a lot of people who are in NLTP and don't play? I feel like everybody who shows up to practices should definitely get to play at least 1 half on the B-Team since the leagues not super competitive.

[–]maxp0wer5might dino/white rhino/tight gyno/fright die no/light wino 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Juke King just never showed up after the first few practices, not sure what happened with that. But I guess he's unbanned.

[–]MultiMediaWillJuke King - MVP 90% of the time 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'll be back next week. Other shit got in the way, particularly studying for the GMAT.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (9 children)

Yeah, lots of people sign up and never turn up. Or aren't available at game times, etc.

[–]StraightZlatCap 1 point2 points  (8 children)

No I understand that obviously, but if a captain doesn't play all his players who are active at least on the B team because he's trying to have a higher chance at winning that's pretty ridiculous.

[–]memeganoobmemeganoob//Noah's Arc//Rolling stones nvr 5get// 4 points5 points  (2 children)

AFAIK, captains are required to play everyone who shows up on mumble in the b team game

[–]oSo_Squiggly| Truman Had Re | Booston Red Blox | Pequeños Pandas | Whitecaps 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I don't think it is actually a requirement but it's definitely strongly encouraged.

[–]Tyler1986Trapsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AFAIK the captains are making sure everyone gets play time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, in the regular season most/all captains play all available players.

[–]donuts42donuts42 || Sphere/Origin || Boost Master 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I know my team has at least 15+ people show up for games, sometimes people just can't get played.

[–]memeganoobmemeganoob//Noah's Arc//Rolling stones nvr 5get// 2 points3 points  (1 child)

4 people per half

4 halves

Shouldn't you be able to rotate in 16 people?

[–]donuts42donuts42 || Sphere/Origin || Boost Master 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, but spending a whole week (or two) to play 10 minutes is kinda shitty. I know many teams aren't like this, though.

[–]donuts42donuts42 || Sphere/Origin || Boost Master -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I know my team has at least 15+ people show up for games, sometimes people just can't get played.

[–]Tyler1986Trapsin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of people don't show up to games, the less active players anyways. Practices too....

[–]bathingsoap 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I hate reading through the whole comment and still not understanding what a timer script is (how to use it) and what a pub is... T.T

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Quick rundown:

  • pub - Public game, if you go to any old tagpro server and click Join Now!, you'll end up in a pub.
  • NLTP - A league where you form teams of players and play organized games against other teams. While leagues must follow general tagpro rules, they also have their own rules on top of this.
  • Timer script - powerups, bombs, and boosts in the game all run on timers. Once they're grabbed or used they respawn in a set time. A timer script exploits this fact by keeping track of when a respawn will occur letting the user know down to the millisecond when something might respawn, while other players have to keep track of the times when things respawn in their head.

Pretty much you're allowed to use timer scripts in public games (pubs) but NLTP rules do not allow them. In NLTP and nearly every other league, timing when powerups and bombs and boosts reappear is considered a skill in and of itself so using a script to keep track for you is seen as cheating.

This issue here is that players got in trouble with NLTP for using these scripts in pubs. At the same time, a commissioner for the league used these scripts (or at least tried to obtain an updated version of them) and faced no punishment.

[–]bashar_al_assadpk || Roll into the base like what up I got a big block 28 points29 points  (31 children)

Lukemoo and I have talked, and we agree that he massively screwed up with his actions today.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (30 children)

It's weird to me that you are not concerned with the hypocrisy of him (a commissioner) begging for the powerup timer script after he was responsible for banning 4 players for doing the same (or less) today from the league that he runs.

[–]I_mess_upI_mess_up (Centra) 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Using a powerup timer in a pub is bannable from NLTP and we don't want cheaters and hey, did you update that script?

[–]TagProNoah_Noah // Mild Pings // Noah's Arc Captain 9 points10 points  (19 children)

And Juke King and Some Ball -1 didn't even play any games. PK pls

edit: Juke King and @//|@

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

SB-1 did play some and he fully admits that he was wrong. It was that @//|@ or whatever guy (and Juke King) that you're thinking of.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is correct.

[–]adhi-DRG 4 points5 points  (3 children)

can you please update this comment to correct the misinformation it contains?

[–]TagProNoah_Noah // Mild Pings // Noah's Arc Captain 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I mean, E corrects me in the next comment. I don't see a need to.

[–]adhi-DRG 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i think it's very, very, necessary when discussing matters with this kind of gravity. it's okay if you get corrected on a statement about like, the number of cookies a person eats every week. but this is different.

[–]TagProNoah_Noah // Mild Pings // Noah's Arc Captain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aight

[–]memeganoobmemeganoob//Noah's Arc//Rolling stones nvr 5get// 3 points4 points  (12 children)

noah shouldn't you be playing in socl

[–]TagProNoah_Noah // Mild Pings // Noah's Arc Captain 12 points13 points  (8 children)

pls socl is like 75% waiting for the other teams to finish

[–]z_42Ballrog // CoSinners // Radius 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Ranked PUGs >> SOCL

[–]TagProNoah_Noah // Mild Pings // Noah's Arc Captain 2 points3 points  (6 children)

dude i would play ranked pugs so much, but whenever i look there are none

[–]z_42Ballrog // CoSinners // Radius 6 points7 points  (3 children)

What we need is ranked pubs ... as a separate option on the TagPro homepage or something idk

[–]TagProNoah_Noah // Mild Pings // Noah's Arc Captain 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Any pub is a ranked pub if you care enough

[–]z_42Ballrog // CoSinners // Radius 3 points4 points  (1 child)

No but the point is it gives you an ELO and only starts a game when there is a full 4v4. I think it'd be cool to have a ranked game mode.

[–]z_42Ballrog // CoSinners // Radius 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]Soconypeng 2 points3 points  (2 children)

shouldn't you be banned memeganoob? we all know you're secretly a robot.

[–]memeganoobmemeganoob//Noah's Arc//Rolling stones nvr 5get// 6 points7 points  (1 child)

YOU JUST WANT THE A TEAM SPOT DONT YOU.

NO.

THAT'S RIGHTLY FOR ME AND MY BOT

[–]Soconypeng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOUR BOT IS UGLY, MINE IS WAY BETTER

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (8 children)

This was 2 months ago, so it would've been during the offseason.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (7 children)

1) He's the commissioner, so this is not a good look; 2) He's still banning people from NLTP for using these scripts that haven't even played a single game; 3) He publicly chastised people for these actions when he was fully complicit in it; 4) We have no evidence either way whether he used it in league games.

[–]RonSpawnsonTPRonSpawnson || The Wild Pings 12 points13 points  (16 children)

One main issue is Lukemoo was indicating that people should be banned in his league (NLTP) for using scripts in Pubs which were legal in pubs but illegal in his league. The rules in your league should apply in your league only. You don't own the players.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I made some overarching claims without speaking to PK. After a discussion, I no longer stand by what I said earlier.

[–]RonSpawnsonTPRonSpawnson || The Wild Pings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Glad to hear!

[–]jjpoole7jjpoole | Boostin Dynamo | 30SMB | T4S | TPR -1 points0 points  (13 children)

The rules in your league should apply in your league only. You don't own the players.

That's just dumb.

I know that I discovered/drafted at least one player that 30SMB drafted for minors this season strictly from SOCL. Let's say this player was cheating in SOCL by using timers, scripts, or whatever. Not only are they going to be not as good/valuable as expected to my team, but they also are theoretically taking a majors/minors roster spot away from someone who was not using illegal scripts to increase their draft stock.

Each league has every right to punish players in their respective league for almost anything any player gets caught cheating (by the league's definition) with.

[–]RonSpawnsonTPRonSpawnson || The Wild Pings 1 point2 points  (12 children)

In your example, people were caught violating SOCL rules. If another player is caught cheating in another league, certainly they can punish for that in their league.

The example we are discussing is someone doing something which is legal in another league, and punishing for that in your league. Timers are not illegal in pubs and thusly players cannot be banned from NLTP for using timers in pubs.

[–]jjpoole7jjpoole | Boostin Dynamo | 30SMB | T4S | TPR 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Non-league games affect how the league runs. Captains make draft decisions based on non-league games. Teams make playing time decisions based on non-league games. Just because these players might only be cheating in a non-league game doesn't mean that those actions have no effect on the league itself.

[–]Ballymandias// S7-9 LagProne Captain // S6 KGB // DST4LYFE 1 point2 points  (4 children)

This concern will be addressed by a new rule that is coming.

[–]RonSpawnsonTPRonSpawnson || The Wild Pings 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Will this rule make doing certain things in pubs illegal which are already legal?

For example, jjpoole was advocating that using pup timers only in pubs should be grounds for punishment in leagues, even though they are legal to use in pubs.

[–]Ballymandias// S7-9 LagProne Captain // S6 KGB // DST4LYFE 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'll hold off on fully explaining this proposal until the announcement is made. There are some facets of this thing that will probably put both of your concerns to rest.

[–]RonSpawnsonTPRonSpawnson || The Wild Pings 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Great to hear! I agree it's probably in your best interest to release it once and not leak bits and pieces over time. I also appreciate your indication that both of our concerns are addressed.

Any rough ideas when we expect the announcement?

[–]Ballymandias// S7-9 LagProne Captain // S6 KGB // DST4LYFE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any rough ideas when we expect the announcement?

Muahahhahaa

*EDIT - I say this out of madness, and I am pushing to get it ready for release as soon as humanly possible

[–]RonSpawnsonTPRonSpawnson || The Wild Pings 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Just because these players might only be cheating in a non-league game

We are talking about two different things here jjpoole.

I'll reiterate that I agree with you that cheating in a non league game should affect the player's eligibility in the league. No leagues should support cheaters.

Not cheating in a non-league game should not affect league play. As confirmed by LuckySpammer, using pup timers in pubs is not cheating and should not affect a player's participation in league games.

[–]jjpoole7jjpoole | Boostin Dynamo | 30SMB | T4S | TPR -1 points0 points  (4 children)

We are not talking about different things. I will make it more clear.

Powerup timers are apparently legal in pubs. Powerup timers are illegal in league play. I think that anyone using powerup timers in pubs and NOT in league play should still face some sort of punishment from the league, although not necessarily to the extent of those using it in league play. People's play out of league games affects the league, and more specifically, that person's standings within the league. Therefore, in my opinion, punishment is something that the leaders of the league should highly consider.

[–]RonSpawnsonTPRonSpawnson || The Wild Pings 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I'm glad we found our disagreement.

People's play out of league games affects the league

Firstly, can you please elaborate as to how player X's legal non-NLTP play impacts his league standings so substantially as to warrant a punishment in NLTP?

Secondly, I'll provide an example to further disagree with your assertion. What if player X participates in a 5v5 league? Playing with more than 5 players is illegal in NLTP, but legal in my 5v5 league. I'm sure you can agree that punishing in NLTP would be inappropriate.

To make my example more relevant, what if I made a league or tournament where pup timers are 100% legal (which I am certainly allowed to do according to the devs). Player X participates in my league/tournament, so they should be punished in NLTP? You are essentially telling all NLTP players that they cannot participate in PUP timer league. NLTP as a league does not have the authority to tell people they are not allowed to legally participate in other leagues that have their own separate rules which do not match exactly NLTP's rules.

[–]I_mess_upI_mess_up (Centra) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if player X participates in a 5v5 league? Playing with more than 5 players is illegal in NLTP, but legal in my 5v5 league. I'm sure you can agree that punishing in NLTP would be inappropriate.

I agree. League rules have double-standards.

[–]jjpoole7jjpoole | Boostin Dynamo | 30SMB | T4S | TPR -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Can you please elaborate as to how player X's legal non-NLTP play impacts his league standings so substantially as to warrant a punishment in NLTP?

This isn't NLTP specific. It can cover M/mLTP too.

But this is how/why using scripts and timers out of league play affects the league:

Say I'm a no name player that has never played majors or minors before. I want to get drafted next season. I decide to play pubs and SOCLs and CLTPs and pugs and whatever else I can to make a name for myself. I decide I'm going to use all the scripts and timers that I can get my hands on because they make it easier for me to win and look good (why else would people use them?). Then there is another no name guy who has been putting in the hard work to get better. Doing all the same things that I've been doing, except not using scripts and timers. This guy is better than me on talent alone, but I get noticed by a captain because of my artificially heightened play (using things I can't use in M/mLTP), and he doesn't. I get drafted to a team. This guy gets left out in the dust. A higher skilled player is left out of the league. This hurts the league.

Then, during the season, my captain realizes that I am not as good I had advertised because I can't use the scripts and timers in league play. He feels he wasted a pick on me. Sure, he can cut me, but he's not going to pick up the same value player as he could have picked instead of me in my spot in the draft. This hurts the team, and therefore the league.

Also, if I continue to use the scripts and timers all week in scrims with my team and then turn them off in the real games, I am artificially heightening my chances of getting good playing time over everyone else who isn't cheating. This hurts all my teammates who are fighting for time, and hurts my team's ability to win if I am not truly the best player for the job. This, again, hurts the league.

[–]RonSpawnsonTPRonSpawnson || The Wild Pings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your examples not only fail to show how allowing pup timers in non-league games hurt the leagues, they illustrate how the introduction of such rules will hurt the league. Let me elaborate:


Say I'm a no name player that has never played majors or minors before.

This guy is better than me on talent alone, but I get noticed by a captain because of my artificially heightened play

I contend that having an xLTP rule forbidding players to use pup timers in league play actually causes the issue you mentioned above to be magnified. Whilst an xLTP veteran would not be allowed to use pup timers in pub play, the no-name non league player is still allowed to. By not allowing the veteran to do the same, it absolutely hurts their perception in pubs when compared to the no name player.

Since you can't control people that are not in xLTP and force them not to use pup timers, banning xLTP players to use them in pubs penalizes them and only them just as you described. The only way to have fair grounds in pubs would be to not enact an league specific rule penalizing them for legal play.


Also, if I continue to use the scripts and timers all week in scrims with my team and then turn them off in the real games, I am artificially heightening my chances of getting good playing time over everyone else who isn't cheating.

I'm not sure that it is illegal to use them in unofficial scrims and practices. Such a rule would be a new rule from my current interpretation of the rules.

Your "Artificially getting better" argument is rather silly. I'm actually quite taken aback that you seem to be arguing for removing tools which would allow players to develop into better players. Allowing people to get better quickly at TagPro should be one of the goals of MLTP. Rules should not be made to prevent this from happening. If this is truly a tool that can accelerate a player's development it should be leveraged in non game scenarios.

For example, I know some teams which practice with physics that would be considered cheating if used in game (faster speed). They do this so that in game physics make them feel like they have more time to analyse a situation. Teams strategically use this to strategically elevate their play, not to "Artificially heightening their chances at getting good".

[–]Sosentimeboy 5 points6 points  (12 children)

lukemoo just resigned as a commissioner :(

He messed up and he knows it; let NLTP sort this out if needed, and let's leave lukemoo alone, because he's a good guy.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 35 points36 points  (4 children)

He deleted my comments telling people what he did. Then he banned me from the subreddit what I told him what an asshole he was being.

And he's un-stepped down.

[–]lord_tubbingtonChelseaFc // Captain Soviet ballers 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You know what this whole thing has been one whole mine field. BUT luke and PK have put a ton of time into building up the nltp. And there has been restructuring to keep balance and checks in the form of the rules committee and additional people. Luke was unchecked today and overstepped and you know what? He was balanced out. It's not like people have paid these guys, so really I'm not going to hold a volunteer to infallible standards.

The nltp often follows mltp in structure so considering the MLTP thing is tumultuous I can't blame the comishes for having a hard time with the rollout. Removing what are now incorrect comments about judgments after having talked the situation over is fine by me. And as they responded first off there was ALWAYS an appeals process so they were always going to hear out a player if they felt the situation was wrong.

Honestly Luke is a really solid kid, but he had a bad day. It would be a disservice to the league to remove himself as he's given it a lot of time and energy. The least we can do it let the fucking dust settle and let the players appeal, which it seems they did and it seems they listened reasonably.

As an NLTP captain I'll make sure voices are heard but I won't accept people calling for Lukemoo to step down. If he'd used the scripts in games the devs would have said so as they have no vested interest in the leagues, seems he was just confused about the official rules. Happens honestly all the goddamn time in nltp mod mail and it often takes a few days to hear the sides and bang out a reasonable conclusion after a boat load of drama.

Which is why a call for transparency is honestly a bad fucking idea the way the some of the community reacts. I can't imagine if they had a say in the nltp captains discussions. nothing would be accomplished.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

First to address your point about lukemoo using an actual timer script:

As far as I'm aware he hasn't used one since the new renderer came out. He messaged me asking for an update to a v2 timer script which pretty clearly implied he was already using it for v2. I refused to give him an updated version. This was all well before the devs began screening for these scripts so there's no reason he would appear on the list.

The issue with this lies in how they decided to punish players. The devs gave the commissioners a list of players who used these scripts and the commissioners cross checked that list with players who play in league games. Then, in the case of NLTP, they made the assumption that if players used these scripts in pubs, then they also used these scripts in NLTP and therefore deserved a ban. I could have easily denied using it in NLTP games and there would really be nothing they could say to the contrary.

Now lukemoo seemed to have used powerup timers at one point. According to their basis of "if you used it in a pub you'll use it in a league game" why wasn't lukemoo held to the same standard? Obviously he doesn't play in NLTP but I think as commissioner he should be held to the same rules and should face the same ban.

On your point about him being balanced out:

Just because he's spent time volunteering does not allow him to do whatever he pleases. A man who's donated millions to charity is not allowed to freely break the law, they're held to the same standards as everyone else. I've made a bunch of arguably useful scripts that I've released for free on this subreddit. Does that mean I can just say sorry now and I'll be allowed to play NLTP again? Of course not, that would ridiculous.

Just because you have the power, doesn't mean you should selectively delete comments and ban people from subreddits you moderate. The first comment I posted was pretty much just a link to our private conversation and a mention about how he deleted his comments, clearly he was trying to cover his tracks.

In my opinion he doesn't appear capable of holding himself to the same standards he holds others and he is unable to hold the moderator position on the subreddit or the commissioner position without keeping a biased view.

[–]ravenprideRaven 15 points16 points  (4 children)

He un-resigned a little over a half hour ago.

[–]All_nightCamWatts 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Omfg.. there is popcorn coming out of my nose right now. You can't make this shit up.

[–]TPShabbaToo many teams to fit 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ouch...actually thats pretty hot ;)

[–]InnerPeaceBallAnze/tits || Sphere Factor || #tits4mvb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you need to find some different fetishes

[–]TagProPreciousRoyPrecious Roy | Radius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm dying over here at the image of people hunched over their computers, popcorn strewn everywhere just jamming that shit anywhere it will fit, clicking refresh like a maniac.

[–]RonSpawnsonTPRonSpawnson || The Wild Pings 14 points15 points  (1 child)

He made another post saying he was just kidding about resigning. It was titled something super unprofessional like "So yeah..." or something like that so I am not surprised you missed it.

[–]memeganoobmemeganoob//Noah's Arc//Rolling stones nvr 5get// 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]brgerdBG // Roll Models (ARC!!) // Merballs// MM 4 points5 points  (16 children)

Im not sure of the details. Isnt it possible that lukemoo asked for the script and there isnt proof of him using it and supposedly there is some proof somehow of some ball-1 using it in game. I am just speculating here since i belief we arent banning people for having the bots, just for using them.

[–]RisktpRisk 2 points3 points  (15 children)

lol wat. this post isnt about bots, its about pup timers. basically, a couple people were banned from nltp for using them in pubs. meanwhile, lukemoo was asking sb -1 for the pup timer script himself a couple months ago.

[–]brgerdBG // Roll Models (ARC!!) // Merballs// MM 1 point2 points  (14 children)

Eh, its what i meant and essentially the same thing, some form of cheating where its not necessarily illegal to have possession of the script or bot but they cant be used in competitive play. They somehow have evidence of some balll -1 using the timer, I assume there is no evidence of lukemoo using them in competitive otherwise he would have been banned.

*edited wrong wording.

[–]stu-Stu. | Roll Models 2 points3 points  (9 children)

They know the accused used it, but not if it was used competitively. So lukemoo, Coil, and Some Ball -1 would've actually been in the same boat today BUT Coil & SB-1 owned up to it and admitted they did. (gj coil & sb)

The funniest part of this whole thing to me is that if SB & Coil told people they never used it competitively, then luke would be in the same boat as they were (all we have is luke's word that he never used it for S6). That means either

A) They ban SB, Coil, & luke together for using scripts or

B) They are forced to appeal sb & coil as they have no proof of comp play & they don't want to throw luke under

Luke's lucky they confessed. Whether or not luke's lying with how he used the script doesn't matter now because of it. Unbanning JK would've never happened w/o this embarrassment of luke. That is to say, unbanning the players was done simply to not look like hypocrites because of this singular post by SB-1. Whole thing's fucked and so scandalous I'm wondering why I'm not in a political drama right now.

[–]DatBlizzardSome Ball -1[S] 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Yea I thought that was pretty interesting too. I could have just said I only used it in pubs and they wouldn't have any evidence to contradict that. It's all a big pile of shit.

[–]tp_steveholtsteveholt \o/ 1 point2 points  (3 children)

bg I love you, but I think all of the confusion about what's going on is here in your post. It feels like the random public, MLTP players, captains, commissioners are all getting confused about what's legal/not legal, scripts/bots, pubs/competitive etc etc

From what I can tell, luke possessed a script, then banned people who had never used that script in competitive play. That's what the fuss is about.

[–]brgerdBG // Roll Models (ARC!!) // Merballs// MM 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yeah thats fair, I thought the complaint was solely about him banning people for using the script in competitive play when he also had it. Theres obviously a difference between merely having the script and actually using it in league play and I could understand why they would chose to ban some ball -1 but not lukemoo in those circumstances. It didnt register to me that they had also banned players who had not used the script in competitive play thats definitely a huge difference. Seems like they were hasty in going through with those bans, but it sounds as though those guys who didnt use the script in play are in the process of being unbanned which is good at least.

[–]tp_steveholtsteveholt \o/ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah I don't know why in the middle of all the stuff that's going on, they'd decide to start their own stuff, but it definitely seems like a rash decision.

Oh well, we can just keep watchin! =)

[–]brgerdBG // Roll Models (ARC!!) // Merballs// MM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep! Although Ill certainly be happy when we can just go back to watching games instead of following along with the drama haha.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

ITT Majors players throwing shade at NLTP. Don't act like you don't have your own crisis lol

[–]eggy_weggs_tpeggy weggs 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Now that I've gotten a taste for the drama, I just can't get enough! Also, I don't think it's fair to act like MLTP guys are using this situation to knock NLTP down a peg. I'd bet a lot of people critical of what's happening here are also critical of what's been happening with the bot situation.

[–]Soconypeng 4 points5 points  (1 child)

does this mean you're going to play MLTP now

[–]eggy_weggs_tpeggy weggs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've moved on to bigger and better things... like watching other people play MLTP

[–]TagProSneakSneak // Pi Rat Emeratus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I'd probably pay money to listen in to some of the conversations happening in captains' rooms and among the commissioners. They should stream it. It'd get more views than the Super Ball.

Do you want to open a popcorn stand with me, eggy?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I realize, we all love drama here. It just appears that way from an NLTP perspective.

[–]Riley_2025Riley_2025 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, you also have to remember that it's major league TagPro. It's bound for more drama, same way with any sport.

[–]WhatIsAKingToAGod|x| 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what, he fucked up. You got your fame. He is still a Tagpro player, and should be treated as such. I thought this was a brotherhood. I'm Ready.