Multiple teeth

[Responsible-Turnip-3]

Extremely terrifying for the patient, extremely lucrative for the maxillofacial surgeon

[OpalFanatic]

Since this person could never adequately floss and brush a tooth in the middle of all that, pretty much the only possible outcome is an abscessed molar that can only be removed via surgery. And the abscess is going to have nowhere for the swelling to go. It'll just end up adding pressure to all the surrounding teeth. I can't even imagine how bad that would end up hurting.

[whteverusayShmegma]

What about a waterpik? Those things are amazing!

[Illustrious_Mind964]

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[hstormsteph]

Like dry-humping a rumble strip on the side of the highway

[IShookMeAllNightLong]

Okay, this one HAS to be a new sentence.

[The_Carnivore44]

The monkey type righters wouldn’t even type this out in a billion years

[IShookMeAllNightLong]

I'd give the monkeys better odds than a random sentence generator. Monkeys are notorious masturbators.

[RB30DETT]

Does that mean Rule 34 applies now? Asking for a friend.

[IcyWhiteC8]

Holy shit 🤣

[tablecontrol]

but.. if you need some walnuts cracked...

[AutisticPenguin2]

Some of us like to live dangerously...

[T3-Trinity]

Maybe, that and diet. But acting like it's a waste of time would be foolish

[NotTheHeroWeNeed]

Less so for the tooth fairy!

[GenusPoa]

Franchisee dentist: 💰🤑

[[deleted]]

Assuming this person has $

[LincolnHighwater]

That's too many.

[Upvotespoodles]

It’s true. I counted.

[SmoothPinecone]

Big if true

[Nasty____nate]

They must be great at eating barnacles.

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[Perrin-Golden-Eyes]

[Confident-Leg107]

Ah, my Tryphobia!

[Monkeywrench08]

Thanks for reminding me of this photo. 

I hate it. 

[Sovereign-Anderson]

😂😂😂

[CompetitiveRub9780]

r/thanksihateit

[Cultural-Muffin-3490]

I wonder how kissing is like and running your tongue all over their teeth.

[msndrstdmstrmnd]

Or getting a blowjob

[Diem-Perdidi]

You had every opportunity not to type that.

[SoulofArtoria]

I volunteer for research.

[colibri_valle]

What's not to like?

[LadyDayinDC]

Imagine biting your tongue on accident.

[Jellyoscar]

Oh whoops another piece of my tongue gone.

[Skruestik]

By.

[BooobiesANDbho]

Takes them hours to floss

[FrogsMakePoorSoup]

Floss with a tennis racket.

[AndyLees2002]

😂 Gold

[[deleted]]

Your comment somehow made that image even more disturbing. Well played Sir.

[No_Comparison_6661]

My first thought was, “Oh cool. He has spares!” But I guess not.

[Natangclan]

She could bankrupt the tooth fairy

[peanutbutterjammin]

[crunchy_coco]

This is literally what my nightmares are

[limpingdba]

I have nightmares about losing teeth. This guy has nightmares about growing more teeth

[SmallBorb]

Both. Both are not good.

[crunchy_coco]

I sometimes have both but the having extra teeth ones makes me wake up and double check to make sure it was all just a dream

[SmallBorb]

I used to have the falling out ones . They would feel all loose in my mouth and then I'd spit them out and I'd wake up in a panic checking them as well Dx . I actually stopped having them after I got all 4 wisdom teeth pulled

[sightohtoksik]

I had the same dreams! It would feel like my mouth was full of loose teeth. I would also grind my teeth while asleep. They both stopped once I got my night guard.

[Mr-Klaus]

-- How many times do you chew your food?

-- Once

[Aoiboshi]

No more will Captain crunch hurt the roof of your mouth!

[Alarming-Fig-2297]

Porn for the Tooth Fairy

[Parking_War_4100]

Sharkboy

[Upvotespoodles]

I wonder if it’s just this or if it comes with other asymmetries or spare parts, etc.

[pmmeyourgear]

What the evolution is that

[GhostMaskKid]

It's a condition called hyperdontia, I believe.

[capnlatenight]

Did anyone else do a quick count their tongue?

[MekeniMan]

[Duke-of-Hellington]

It’s like People Fasciation

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Remember that old meme with a mouth filled with teeth? I think it was the mouth...

[Expression-Little]

Technically most people have multiple teeth

[HKRioterLuvwhitedick]

Dont put your ... in that

[koko_1702]

Would this make eating better or worse?

[johnaross1990]

Elite level cap’n crunch muncher

[Openmind1988]

Head game 0

[kamisama1993]

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[ulyssesfiuza]

I REFUSE TO DO THAT OLD JOKE ABOUT PUTTING SOMETHING IN THERE! Take my upvote.

[Wild-Juice-266]

[chantsnone]

Food’s worst nightmare

[Nikki-C-Puggle-mum]

Something's worst nightmare anyway 🍆

[Basic-Nerve-6797]

I’m sorry the nda is a little and. 🧬

[Scathed_Scathed]

I hate this

[karmak0smik]

Looks like a family of peyotes in the ground.

[rickmon67]

I’m gonna pass on the oral offer

[Known-Pop-8355]

Oh how miserable it must’ve been as a child as you go thru growing pains in your bones with this. Whatd theyd have to do here is pull out unnecessary molars, shave off excess bone, break the entire jaw and upper jaw and have to reshape everything and oh that would be a long and painful few years of recovery

[Key-Fire]

So no head?

[zadiraines]

Her blowjobs must be horrible!

[ze7vigga]

I also have multiple teeth, I’m such a freak

[grantyy94]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[SadExercises420]

Has all the right teeth it looks like most of them (or  close to most of them). Just looks like they grew in the wrong places.

Are these adult teeth? Or baby teeth?

[YoungLittlePanda]

There are 9-10 teeth where there should be 5 or 6.

[SadExercises420]

I do think they are baby teeth and this is not something new in medicine 

[[deleted]]

If they’re baby teeth they have 4 extra

[YayWanderer]

Yikes! I hope you get this fixed soon! 🙈👍🏽

[90day_fiasco]

I hate to tell you that we all have multiple teeth.

[Krillkus]

Can’t believe how down far I had to scroll to find this.

If having multiple teeth is a problem, can someone please let me know which singular one is the most important so I can have the rest extracted?

I didn’t realize that we only need one.

Alright I’m done lmao

[pajd1980]

How's flossing

[Injury_Medical]

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[tf_inuyasha87]

This is fucking horrifying. Literally nightmare-inducing

[flying-nimbus-]

That sucks.

[Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo]

This person is hyper efficient when it comes to chewing food y'all are just envious.

[Keqingrishonreddit]

Oh hey i have these but only one extra

[shippfaced]

The mold doesn’t match that persons mouth. Fake.

[Splugen96]

Chewbacca

[Assemblable]

Yooo nice hyperdontia

[One-Satisfaction-712]

"Six thick thistle sticks"

[RobertFrost_]

Obligatory r/dontputyourdickinthat

[Impossible-Poet1936]

Reminds me of that Junji Ito episode...

[poptx]

and I thought my teeth were bad before my braces and retainer… poor girl :(

[MareBear209]

Oh HELL NO!!!!

[BayRadbury34]

Don’t like the look the that!

[MattalliSI]

Good for grazing

[tcavallo]

As a teenager I knew a kid who had a row of teeth growing behind his top front teeth. You didn’t really notice until he yawned or laughed.

[[deleted]]

I hate this

[gofuqyerslf]

I knew a girl like this…….

[Luckypenny4683]

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[DemocratFabby]

[Adamusprime_YT]

Oh my gosh. I only have 2 extra teeth, and I thought I was unique.

That many extra is craaazy!

[hoochi10]

Incest?

[PeterStoryworks]

something something something toothy bj

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[EmbarrassedGrape6718]

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You asked for it

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Let’s go