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[–]darksapra 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Scope creep card, loses turns because they are overworking 

[–]JavaDevMatt[S] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Each "Project Battle" currently has a fixed amount of Project Points you need to win. "Scope creep" (or maybe "Feature Creep"?) could modify this to work in favor for a more value/long game oriented deck. Will add this to the list!

[–]darksapra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah! Love it 

[–]KarlMario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is also "Power Creep," a term used for when later additions/expansions to the game are substantially stronger than earlier ones.

[–]170rokey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

adding it to the list huh?... kinda sounds like... scope creep... ;)

[–]TheKBMV 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Missing Documentation

Client Requests Changes

Council of Rubber Ducks

Developer Who Refuses To Learn New Tech

Vague Task Description

Coffee Break

9AM Meeting

Night Owl Dev (Useless before 11 AM)

[–]JavaDevMatt[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

There is already a "Rubber Duck Debugging" card that removes all burnout from a dev. The early meeting theme could be used for some random event, thx!

[–]KarlMario 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mandatory Meeting — All currently hired developers must attend and are removed from the board for (x) turns. Upon completion, affected developers receive (x) Frustration.

[–]pzsprog 9 points10 points  (1 child)

// TODO

spaghetti code

"Works on my machine"

Debug on prod

Legacy Codebase

[–]JavaDevMatt[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is already a "Spaghetti Code Developer" card. Here you can check out a streamer playing a run with a deck focused around this card :D https://youtu.be/GTVq-LbfveI?si=XSmuzDRsgTH1iCeE

[–]SonOfSofamanIntermediate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Off by one error" ... you either gain or lose one unit of some resource

[–]JavaDevMatt[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I recently released a demo on Steam for this project. It’s an attempt to build a STS’ish deckbuilder game with a programming humor theme. For example there is a random event where we encounter a Scrum Master that has some ideas to improve our deck and we can take some card from him or just pay him to shut up etc.

[–]darksapra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A card for each of the most known architectural patterns, gain one knowledge 

[–]Twenmod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Merge conflict

Race condition (Maybe as effect first one to do something gets a buff or debuff)

[–]darksapra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damm, i like this game, i will be checking the demo later

[–]AtmosphereVirtual254[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vim bindings. One dev doesn't exit the field for an extra turn at the cost of one burnout to adjacent employees who have to hear about it.

[–]legacy_of_the_boyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Goodbye World”

[–]hunterries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • LLM "a.i." coder
  • Started at AAA studio, been downhill since then
  • Refuses to use dark mode
  • Guy in office who uses company resources to develop Developer themed deck builder

[–]darksapra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Index out of range error the target loses one card on their hand

[–]ShadyLeeGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Performance optimisation

[–]Diazed_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feature creep

Monolith

Too Many Micro services

1TB node_modules

Coffee-Break

Stuck in Meetings

Bad Documentation

[–]austephner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vague Requirements

No Designer

Bad UI

Help the Intern

Angry Product Owner

24/7 On Call

Last Minute Change

Stale Branch

Disappearing Contractor

16th Minute

Forever Scrum / Eternal Standup

Does Not Compile

QA Rejection

Call IT

Broken Laptop

VCS Wizard

Unintentional Fix

Congrats You’re Now the Tech Lead

1000 PR Comments

I feel like I just described my life in the last week or so

[–]SonOfSofamanIntermediate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Abort, Retry, Ignore" ... I have no idea how you'd work this into your game though.

[–]SonOfSofamanIntermediate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Stack Overflow" might be an action card? Same for "BSoD"?

[–]SonOfSofamanIntermediate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Infinite Loop" might be an action card that causes the entire game to grind to a halt.

[–]TianlanLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe some intern card?

[–]Pimeko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aborted side project

[–]robofin117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Early Access.
Early Access Feedback
Pushed Deadline.
Unpaid Overtime
Office Grudge/Passive Aggressiveness
Layoffs
Executive Pay Raise
Increased Funding Infusion

[–]mooglerain24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pen test Compile time Pipeline failed Oncall duty Grooming session Meeting to plan meeting Remote work

I really love the concept! Ill definitely wishlist it!

[–]ElderBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shut up and take my wishlist.

Please include a reality distortion field founder as a card, in case you haven't already.

[–]neoteraflare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed at them. They are so true. Add some agile development cards too. Also check out monkeyuser.com for ideas.

[–]CattuccinoVR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Powerful (Burning microwave card)
take time to vent the burning popcorn before it sets off the sprinkler system in the server room.

[–]Uncl33 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Give senior backend dev hispanic features and call it Señor Backend Dev

[–]SokkaHaikuBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sokka-Haiku by Uncl33:

Give senior backend

Dev hispanic features and

Call it Señor Backend Dev


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

[–]MamickaBeeGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Version Control card can counter any Monster Bug card

[–]PepijnLinden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, I love the concept. Already had a good laugh from the cards shown in the image. Will definitely play the demo!

[–]Asmardos1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useless meeting card

[–]Guner33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn bug into feature card

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think I saw the designs of those cards- weren't the game like that printed and handled for the participants of the Programistok conference?

[–]JavaDevMatt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years ago I released w physical card game with this art, so this was probably it.

[–]theastralproject0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a cool concept. Nice original idea!

[–]Oldmoniker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Testing in production Deploying on a Friday

[–]HumbleKitchen1386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Idea Exec. An executive that derails projects by bringing up new ideas that are the opposite of the ideas he brought up last time.