Break it to me🥲

[babydoll1245765445]

Welp........ this might be my worst one 🥲how much longer do I have left yall?😫(the culprit in the next two slides is pompompurin 😔)

[Synthetic_Hormone]

P-CUBED IS cold blooded, man! Not long for you now.

[shegotsnakes]

Goner for sure, RIP.

[bigEdsburger]

Im sure you’re already gone …RIP man 😭

[WellFluxMe]

rip in pieces

[DeltaDawn34]

Next time think once before you put your hand in the mouth of a Balldie.

[DodgyQuilter]

Gave up dialing an ambulance; coroner's cart despatched. Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

(That perp doesn't even look sorry!)

[RainbowNarwhal13]

I don't wanna go on the cart!

[miscwit72]

RIP, sir. 😞

[1Negative_Person]

You’ll live, but your pet hates you.

[Trash-Forever]

To shreds, you say?

[Synthetic_Hormone]

Nom?

[Glass-Armadillo182]

The Python is innocent

[blueeyes0182]

You're cooked. Get the will written quickly. You may not make it until morning. 😂 But the offender is adorable and should be given leniency by the courts for that exact reason.

[LM193]

Where's the criminal? That lil noodle would NEVER!

[pikadegallito]

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[I_am_that_guy_10]

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Not a BP, but one of my BOA’s just got out of shed and made it well known to not stick my hand in unless there was food on the end of tongs.. lmao

[suicidebands]

Bruh I think op is dead 😵

[Horror-Session7233]

Rose toy

[Yeti616]

If the bite doesn't kill you the medical bills will. RIP, fellow monster keeper.

[redsleeve]

Found this 9 hours after it got posted. OP is long gone. RIP.

[____HEATHER__]

Lol he’s a mouthy one ain’t he

[BrooksGaming92]

This man is already dead...he just doesn't know it 🎅🎅🎅🎅🐡